CH 602

602: Making Random Stuff Up

He hoped the last one wouldn’t be a weirdo. Although the document processing department did clerical work, the salary was good and the work didn’t require them going to the front lines and fight monsters. It was a cushy job, however, that didn’t mean they got good recruits.

“Yes, yes Boss. You actually know me! I am Han Xia, and my brother is Han Jiang, a clerk in the arbitration tribunal. He was the one who introduced me to this job. My hobbies are writing, painting, and singing. If Boss is tired from work, Boss can ask me to sing a song to relieve fatigue. I’ll sing for everyone!” Han Xia was a motor mouth without breaks who could talk nonstop.

Very good. This girl was not only silly, but a chatterbox as well. Han Jiang’s younger sister and her gentle and polite brother were two extremes on opposite ends of the pole.

At first, he thought Han Jiang’s younger sister would be like Han Jiang, a kind and scholarly elite who made people feel at ease. The young man with glasses never expected her to be such a tornado. If he had known this, he would never have agreed to have Han Xia in his department no matter how good Han Jiang talked her up.

“Enough, I know who you are. You and Feng Wu can rest for a while. There is one more person who isn’t here yet. Let’s just wait.” Just as he finished saying this, another person walked in.

This time it was a guy, a peppy, handsome, sunshiny, fresh-faced young thing. He couldn’t be more than twenty.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I was so excited to work in Star Marshall hall that I couldn’t sleep a wink last night. As a result, I only fell asleep close to dawn and ended up oversleeping! Boss, I know my wrongs. I will definitely not be late next time. Please don’t fire me!” Sunshine boy pleaded his case with a pitiful expression to glasses boss.

“You are Zhao Yang.”[notes] The young man with glasses said the name of the fresh-faced youth with certainty. Even the name was suitable.

“Yes, yes! I am Zhao Yang.” Zhao Yang stood upright with a good attitude, properly admitting his mistake.

Compared to the wooden faced girl with her tag along son, and the incessant chatterbox girl who didn’t know how to stop, this young man was a sight for sore eyes. At this point, the boss didn’t care about Zhao Yang being late.

Somehow his standards dropped without him realizing it.

“Okay, you don’t need to say any more, just be careful not to be late again. Feeling uncomfortable on your first day of work is something everyone goes through. It’s understandable.” After speaking, the young man with glasses paused before continuing. “First let me introduce myself. My name is Wu Chang. I will be responsible for you during your internship for the year. What this means is I will arrange your daily work and evaluate your abilities at the end of the year.

If after the year is over, your evaluation is good or better, you can stay. Anything below will mean you must leave Star Marshall hall. I believe you were already briefed about these points by other people. As for what happens between now and then, I won’t say anymore on the matter.

Now I will arrange your work for the day. I have three blank documents in my hand. The files here will tell you where you are supposed to go to complete the records. Each of you can come over and take one.”

Han Xia, the most active person there, was the first to rush up and grab a file. Feng Wu was second. Zhao Yang, who was the only male in the group, naturally went last and took the remaining file.

There were three locations divided amongst the three files. All they had to do was go to the specified location and create the next record.

They didn’t dare linger after receiving their missions and immediately set off to where they were supposed to go.

Feng Wu took Little Bun to the location of the second team in the red group. Her task was to record the process of capturing the criminal.

This time they caught a woman who committed all kinds of bad deeds. The woman was an evil magician who specialized in absorbing men’s blood essence to improve her own magic. Her victims aged unnaturally and died a miserable death.

Nicknamed, Black Widow, she was amongst the top ten most wanted criminals in Star Marshall hall.

Star Marshall hall divided fighters into seven groups: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, black, and purple. Red was the lowest and purple was the highest.

Each of the seven groups were further divided into ten teams. There was no limit to the number of people on the teams, but the higher the group, the fewer eligible people there were.

Because it was Feng Wu’s first time recording, Wu Chang arranged a relatively simple task that wasn’t too dangerous for her.

Feng Wu found the second team in the red group easily. The people in the team knew she was their recorder and didn’t make things difficult for her.

The captain arranged for two people to be her bodyguards and to protect Little Bun.

In order to prevent the child from running around, one of the fighters simply hugged Little Bun to his body the entire time. It would be horrible if Little Bun ran off to the enemy.

The job of capturing Black Widow went smoothly as Feng Wu watched from behind with pen in hand poised over paper. She wrote a few words, then finished, closed the file folder and left.

The two guys who were tasked with protecting Feng Wu “. . . ” When has recording ever been that clear cut? There were only a few words on there. You must be messing with us, right?

When Feng Wu returned to the document processing department with the files, it so happened that Zhao Yang and Han Xia were also back.

The three walked to Wu Chang’s office to hand in their work together.

Wu Change calmly opened Feng Wu’s file bag first. He saw a few words written on it when he opened it.

-Black Widow was successfully arrested through the joint efforts of the second red team.-

That’s all? Where was the rest?

Wu Chang reluctantly flipped back to the front, but no, he hadn’t missed anything. His face turned black. “Feng Wu, what rubbish did you write? You can’t be lazy like this!”

“I’m not lazy!” Feng Wu looked at Wu Cheng with accusing eyes.

He instantly felt like he was a jerk bullying a little girl.

Well, she is new and inexperienced. Don’t get angry; it will be fine in the future. “Your writing is too simple. It won’t work like this. Next time you must write the process in more detail.” Wu Chang coughed lightly; his tone was considerably nicer than when he started.

Feng Wu didn’t understand but she nodded obediently.

“It’s okay, Feng Wu. It’s your first time. It’s always like this when you’re inexperienced. If you don’t understand, just refer to what I wrote. Not to brag, but I am kind of a professional.” Han Xia stood with a confident smile on her face.

Since she's so confident, let’s take a look at her work. Wu Change put Feng Wu’s file aside and picked up Han Xia’s file.

Wu Chang spent a few minutes reading it over; as he did so, his face turned green. “You. . . tell me what this is!” If he felt a little angry when reading Feng Wu’s file, then after reading Han Xia’s file, he felt like he was about to vomit blood.

“The members of the third red team surrounded Bing Jì, and Bing Jì looked at the members of the third red team who surrounded her in a daze, the struggle and grievances written across her face.

The very handsome captain looked at Bing Jì with clear reluctance in his eyes. In the next second, while holding back the pain in his heart, he slashed at Bing Jì with his long sword.

Bing Jì dodged sideways, an expression of resentment on her face. Captain Chi San couldn’t bear to close his eyes, but he didn’t forget his responsibilities. He was a soldier of Star Marshall hall and his responsibility was to eliminate all monsters.

After a painful struggle, Captain Shi San finally captured Bing Jì together with his brothers, and when Bing Jì was arrested, the two gazed into each other’s eyes. . . ”

Everyone who heard the contents read aloud by Wu Chang stared agape in shock. One guy even dropped the food on his lips.

“Is there a problem with it? I think my writing is pretty good right? You see, there are fight scenes and literary scenes. I have full confidence in my work!” Han Xia thought about her writing as the file was being read, and she couldn’t see any problems.

“Where do you see that Bing Jì’s eyes had so many emotions? Bing Jì is an ice monster; her eyes are as white as ice and she has no emotions; she is cold from head to toe to heart!

Feeling wrong, dazed, at a loss? Are you sure you’re writing about Bing Jì and not the heroine of some novella. Then there is Captain Chi San, since when did he stare at Bing Jì with reluctance in his eyes? Since when did they gaze at each other? You can’t just make random stuff up as you like!

Take it back and redo it. Rewrite and then rewrite it again. If you can’t write it well, keep writing until you do!” Wu Change was about to vomit blood from anger.

What kind of person was she? To turn an archival report into a small essay. Han Jiang, that scumbag, said his sister was good at writing and loved literature. It was strange; if she was so good, why hadn’t they accepted her in the tribunal department and needed Han Jiang to beg for her to enter the document processing department. It turned out the direction of her excellence was in the direction of high drama fictional stories!

Wu Chang was so angry he tossed the file back at Han Xia. At this point, no matter how silly she was, she knew she shouldn’t argue.

“Boss.” Han Xia felt extremely wronged. It was obviously a fantastic piece.

Close by, an older sister who had been working in the department for several years, called out to Han Xia. “Little Sister Han Xia, what did you do before you came here?”

“Me? I wrote short fantasy romance stories. Noble girls love reading my stories in their free time, and I’ve loved writing it since I was a child.” Han Xia had an expression of great pride on her face as she said this.