CH 605

605: Hong Village

“Baby! You’re back!” Feng Wu felt a weight on her head and immediately knew Rui Baby was back from playing in the spirit world.

“Baby! So, your name is Baby. Baby come over and call me Brother. Listen to me and I’ll buy you some delicious meat!” Zhao Yang smiled like an idiot.

Feng Wu glanced at Zhao Yang then calmly looked away.

“Who are you? You actually want to be this baby’s brother? This baby can practically be your ancestor! You can’t handle it. To dare try to bribe this baby with food, you clearly don’t want to live anymore!” Rui Baby kicked Zhao Yang in his drooling face.

“Ouch, ouch! I made a mistake! I’m so sorry!” Zhao Yang, who was just kicked in the face, quickly begged for mercy. In front of such a cute little thing, he had no will to fight.

Feng Wu calmly ignored the two of them chasing each other beside her. She walked forward a few steps toward the lake in front. It was a small lake with tiny fish swimming around. Feng Wu stretched her hand wanting to play with the fish, when suddenly a strong suction force yanked her forward. . .

After Rui Baby felt he’d beat Zhao Yang enough, he turned to look for Feng Wu only to find she’d disappeared. Where did she go?

Rui Baby and Zhao Yang looked around in confusion. She was there just a minute ago. They called out her name, but only got the cold wind blowing in their faces as a response. Feng Wu had disappeared like Han Xia.

Feng Wu felt someone patting her face and calling out to her. She opened her eyes in a daze and saw Han Xiao. Beside her was another gentleman wearing a pair of silver-framed glasses.

The glasses shouldn’t have appeared in the world at the time, but a world traverser named Longze-Jiamoer passed by 5,000 years ago. His appearance caused many things, such as glasses, that should not have appeared to appear.

“Oh, thank goodness. Xiao Wu, you’re finally awake. Are you uncomfortable anywhere?” Han Xia was worried.

“I’m fine. What is this place? Why am I here?” Feng Wu asked uncertainly.

“This is Hong village. As for why you are here, I think you probably came through the lake, same as me and my brother.” Han Xia glanced at Han Jiang in embarrassment as she said this.

Han Jiang sighed slightly. If there was an annual list of pit brothers and sisters,[notes] his sister would definitely rank first.

Back home, when she wrote her romance novels, she would often base her characters on him. The characters would yell things like, “I love you!” every day. Han Jiang got goosebumps just looking at the lines.

He could bear with the whole writing romance novels bit as long as his name wasn’t used.

A pity, as time progressed, and his sister got better at being a pit sister, her love of words shifted from hetero romance to gay love, which then changed to sadomasochism. Through all of it, she somehow managed to use his likeness for all the gay novels and turned him into a little shou.

Colleagues who read her novels began to wonder if he was gay and into rough play. Now some of his good-looking male colleagues chatted him up incessantly, to the point he began to wonder if he was, in fact, gay.

As far as pit sister attacks went, hers were very good.

To stop the craziness that was his sister, he convinced his best friend to let her work in the file processing department at Star Marshall hall.

Unexpectedly this great sister, even after entering Star Marshall hall and becoming a clerk, was still able to cheat him ruthlessly. He ended up having to rewrite all her files, and that was only the start. Afterwards, she wanted to find out the truth behind the disappearance of Hong village, so she pulled him into that as well. He was dragged to the old village site.

His sister gravitated toward the nearby lake, wanting to play near it. He wanted to pull her back at the time, but unexpectedly, ended up being sucked into this sealed world. Who did he offend? How did he end up with and such a pit sister? It was tiring just thinking about it.

He was annoyed but he couldn’t bear to get angry at her. They were orphaned when he was fifteen and she was eight. Since then, as the elder brother, he had been taking care of her, taking on the role of both parents for the past ten years.

His little sister was a handful, but she had a good heart. At least she knew to feel guilty when she did something wrong.

Feng Wu rubbed her forehead and thought about what just happened carefully. The last thing she remembered was playing near the water by the lake. It looked like she was yanked forward by something before losing consciousness.

“This is Hong village? The village that disappeared?” Feng Wu frowned.

“That’s right. This is Hong village, the same one that disappeared. Don’t believe it? Well it turns out, Hong village was sealed and while people can enter, they can not leave. When I tell the boss, he’ll definitely look at me with new eyes haha. . . ”

Imagining the scene of her being praised made Han Xia giddy.

“Hahahah, stop your runaway thoughts right there. We’re trapped here and don’t know how to get out. You still want to be praised? Dream less and think harder!” Han Jiang slapped his sister on the forehead. Could this girl pay attention to the situation please?

“That’s right, we can’t get out right now. No matter what a great job I’ve done, the boss will never know!” The fact knocked Han Xia down. She slapped her head with the palm of one hand. What an unreasonable world.

“We can’t get out?” Feng Wu frowned. She still wanted to see Xiao Ye, her master and Ming Xi.

“If we had a way, we would have left a long time ago. Let’s go to our place for now. The villagers here are pretty good. They didn’t reject us outsiders coming in here by accident. The even gave us provisions and a thatched hut to stay in. It’s not big, but it’s good enough for three people.”

Feng Wu followed them to their temporary lodgings. It was a dilapidated thatched hut that was just serviceable as shelter against the wind and rain. At least they wouldn’t have to be miserable and sleep outside.

Along the way back, the siblings greeted the villagers amiably. The villagers were all good people with a warm, welcoming attitude. None of them expressed any hostility at Feng Wu’s arrival.