Chapter 34 of 100
Chapter 34
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"Looking forward to it! There's even the Onion Dance!"
"Looking forward to it too!"
"Holding a big onion and dancing a big dance, just thinking about it makes me feel tipsy!"
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"Alright, it's time for Feng's stand-up comedy again!"
"To be honest, Feng has always been very confident about the handsome face given to him by his parents!" Tang Feng touched his face with a dreamy look.
Very quickly, the live streaming partner let out a "Yi!"
The audience quickly typed in messages to show their disdain!
Tang Feng continued, "That day, Feng went to take the subway. At the subway entrance, he saw a girl distributing flyers who was very pretty, seemingly looking for something in the crowd. When Feng passed by her, the girl's eyes suddenly lit up, and she quickly smiled and handed Feng a flyer. You tell me, isn't this enough to prove how handsome Feng is? A man as handsome as me, even in a crowd, stands out like a firefly in the dark, so distinct and outstanding! Otherwise, why would she specifically give it to me and not to others?"
"Tsk!"
"Is that true or not!"
"..."
"Alright! In fact, when Feng lowered his head to look at the content of the flyer, he wished he could slap it on the girl's face. She actually gave me a flyer for plastic surgery! What kind of eyesight is that! It's infuriating! You tell me, does a face as perfect as mine need any surgery?" Tang Feng said with a look of anger.
"Ha ha ha! What a twist!"
"Plastic surgery ad! Oh, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Feng, you'll be even more handsome after surgery!"
"..."
The audience was amused by Tang Feng's twist.
"Speaking of plastic surgery, it reminds me of a news article I read online today, about medical reform," Tang Feng said.
"The news keeps talking about how to reform to reduce medical disputes and solve the problem of difficult access to healthcare, and how to reform to satisfy most people. In Feng's opinion, it's actually very simple!"
"Hospitals should be able to use QuickPay. Pay first, then get treated, and only confirm the payment after the treatment is successful. If the service attitude is bad, give a negative review. This way, to get good reviews, hospitals will have to improve their service attitude. Doctors and nurses will have to smile and say, 'Dear, please give a good review.' If the treatment fails, just apply for a refund. This would perfect the medical reform!"
"Ha ha ha, that's profound!"
"Exactly, the attitude of doctors and nurses nowadays is so bad!"
"Will it work! Feng, what if they refuse to treat you?"
"..."
"Alright, the above is just one person's opinion, just for your amusement!" Tang Feng said with a smile. This was a joke from the internet in his previous life, supposedly said by Jack Ma of Alibaba, but whether it was true or not was still up for debate. However, even though it was a joke, it had spread widely.
"Alright, let's talk about something else. Recently, Feng has been puzzled. When we were kids, we always looked forward to holidays, like May Day and National Day, but there were only a few of them. As we grew up, we found that there are more and more holidays, especially some strange ones that are quite scary!" Tang Feng said.
"For example, Christmas, everyone should know about it! I'm really puzzled. Our country is a major Buddhist and Taoist nation, right? It makes sense for those who believe in Jesus to celebrate Christmas, but what about those who believe in Buddhism or Taoism? Is it because Sakyamuni, Maitreya Buddha, or Laozi were born on this day? Otherwise, it's a serious matter for Buddhists and Taoists to worship the wrong deity!"
"Pfft! That's true!"
"Right, damn it, I won't celebrate Christmas anymore. I'm a Buddhist! Buddha, please don't be angry!"
"I'll go check Laozi's birthday when I get home!"
"..."
"Let's talk about Singles' Day. I don't know when it started, but I originally thought it was an imported holiday. However, I later realized that our Chinese culture is so profound. We learn many useful things from a young age, called idioms. For example, 'a great man has no fear of lacking a wife,' 'no cheating on children or the elderly,' 'far off and without end.' These idioms show that 'no fear,' 'children and the elderly,' and 'far off and without end' are all singles because they have no wives. This means that China has had the tradition of celebrating Singles' Day from a very early time."
"Ha ha, that's ridiculous!"
"Our Chinese culture is indeed profound!"
"Singles' Day has a long history!"
Everyone burst into laughter again, and Tang Feng's stand-up comedy did not disappoint them.
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As the live stream was about to end, Tang Feng glanced at the number of people online in the chat room. Good grief, there were 380,000 people online! This was a live stream in a show venue, not an online live stream or a TV program, and 380,000 people were online simultaneously.
Sheng Nan was already laughing in the back, with 380,000 people online, no other broadcaster in the Starlight Show Venue had ever achieved such a result.
Moreover, according to incomplete statistics, the value of the gifts sent during the live stream that night had already exceeded one million yuan. Although a large part of the audience only watched without sending gifts, a considerable number of people still gave Tang Feng a large number of gifts.
Because of the prior agreement with Tang Feng, the Starlight Show Venue did not take any cut of the gifts and tips Tang Feng received from the live stream.
This means that in less than three hours of live streaming, Tang Feng earned over one million yuan.
And this was just the profit from the live stream. The profits from the videos and songs afterward would be even greater. This time, Tang Feng would not choose to stream for free. Previously, he chose to stream for free to gain popularity, but now there was no need for that!
Tang Feng's live stream ended, and Yang Bai Chuan from Youdou was already eager to call, asking Tang Feng to upload the live stream video to Youdou as soon as possible and recommend it to the homepage.
Many people watched the live stream online, but even more were influenced by those who watched the live stream and went to watch the recorded video.
However, this time, the live stream video was not free. The price was not high, just 1 yuan to watch.
Many people who had already watched it once still felt unsatisfied, especially those who wanted to listen to the two hit songs again. Even though they had watched the live stream, they still did not hesitate to buy and watch the video again.
Yang Bai Chuan, as soon as Tang Feng's live stream video was uploaded, had his team put it on the homepage and even used a banner, partly to advertise for the Starlight Show Venue.
"Created by the hottest show venue broadcaster in China, Feng, 380,000 people watched simultaneously on Youdou. What are you waiting for?" The number was particularly enlarged. Indeed, Yang Bai Chuan directly crowned Tang Feng as the hottest show venue broadcaster in China.
The previous stand-up comedy video had already surpassed 20 million views, although the momentum had slowed, it was enough to show the excellence of Tang Feng's stand-up comedy.
This time, with 380,000 people watching simultaneously, the topic was even more engaging than the previous one. Moreover, compared to the previous anonymity, Tang Feng now had some fame. At least his videos and songs had made countless people recognize him, so the attention he received was naturally much greater than before!
The results were naturally much better than the previous time!