Chapter 4 of 100
Chapter 4
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In fact, as early as halfway through Tang Feng's live stream, a technician from Starlight Stage had noticed that the number of people in Tang Feng's chat room was abnormal.
Zhang You was a patrol officer at Starlight Stage! His main job was to patrol various live rooms, and if he encountered any violations, he would shut them down and impose penalties directly!
Zhang You received a message from his supervisor, saying that the data for room 72832026 was abnormal, with the number of people exceeding the room's capacity by more than double, suspecting a violation of live streaming rules!
When Zhang You saw the room number, he frowned. Just by looking at the room number, he knew that this chat room must belong to a non-contracted broadcaster. The chat rooms of contracted broadcasters at Starlight Stage generally had numbers within six digits, while this chat room had eight digits and was not a premium number, so it must be a non-contracted broadcaster.
Zhang You entered Tang Feng's chat room with suspicion.
However, what made Zhang You a bit dumbfounded was that the broadcaster was a man?
Generally speaking, chat rooms involving violations were mostly female broadcasters, about 90% of the violating chat rooms were female broadcasters, while male broadcasters mostly violated rules by using too much profanity.
But could profanity alone cause the number of people to exceed the limit by double? Are you kidding me? If not, then could it be that the broadcaster's show was really that good? Zhang You couldn't help but get interested and temporarily stayed in Tang Feng's chat room.
"You must not know what my greatest wish in life is. My greatest wish in life is to buy a house, then sell it, and use the money to travel the world with the girl I love! But someone might ask, why go through all that trouble? Why not just travel the world with the girl you love? Why buy and then sell a house? Let me tell you, this person really doesn't understand China!" Tang Feng said with a look of disdain.
"You won't get the girl you love if you don't buy a house, right?"
The last sentence hit Zhang You's funny bone. He couldn't help but think of his own girlfriend, laughing while feeling a bit helpless.
"There's an old saying in China: 'An ugly daughter-in-law must eventually meet her in-laws!' Nowadays, this has evolved into: 'A poor young man will never have an in-law mother-in-law!'"
Zhang You burst out laughing. Wasn't that true?
"Speaking of houses, I thought of a news story I saw today about penalizing false real estate advertisements! Do you know about it?" Tang Feng said.
Zhang You couldn't help but nod. He had just seen this news and even discussed it with his colleagues. It was about some real estate companies being fined by government regulators for false advertising.
"Speaking of real estate advertisements, you must be familiar with them, like 'Waterfront Mansion,' 'Super Large Green Area,' 'Complete Facilities,' and so on."
"Let me explain the meanings of these advertising terms to everyone. Actually, the real estate developers are not lying; it's just that we misunderstand them." Tang Feng said seriously.
Zhang You couldn't help but be stunned. Why was he speaking up for the real estate developers?
He heard Tang Feng continue, "For example, 'Baroque Style.' It sounds very Western, right? Actually, what the developers mean is that the house has a round roof!"
"Ha!" Zhang You burst out laughing, forgetting why he had come to Tang Feng's chat room in the first place.
"Another example is 'Waterfront Mansion.' They're not lying. 'Waterfront Mansion' means it's next to a sewage ditch. If you say they're lying, are you saying the water in the sewage ditch isn't water?"
"Then there's 'Super Large Green Area.' This means there's a large piece of undeveloped land nearby. Whether it will be green or not, you'll have to wait a few years to find out!"
"Then there's the most common 'Complete Facilities,' which generally means there's a convenience store in the neighborhood."
"Private territory means there are no bus stops or subway stations nearby. Isn't that a private territory?"
"Then there's the claim that it's only a few minutes' drive to a certain square or the city center. They're not lying. What do you mean it can't be reached in that time? That's your problem. They mean the ideal state, like driving as fast as a race car without any traffic jams!"
"Houses and wives are both lifetime matters, so when buying a house, you can refer to Xiao Feng's interpretation! Well, Xiao Feng can only help you so much!" Tang Feng said.
A man named Feng said, "Hahaha! Profound! The water in the sewage ditch is still water! 'Waterfront Mansion' is not cheating anyone!"
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Zhang You forgot why he came as he watched, laughing so hard he was almost convulsing. His colleagues, seeing Zhang You's state, also gathered out of curiosity, and in the end, a group of patrol officers all came to Tang Feng's chat room!
After a long time, when Tang Feng finished his stand-up comedy and started singing "Pig's Song" and "Dong Xiaojie," Zhang You was shocked again. Is this a live show? It seems that even the most popular TV variety shows are not as good as this!
At this moment, the patrol supervisor called.
"What's going on? Why hasn't room 72832026 been shut down yet? The technical team reported that the room is now over capacity by nearly double! It's definitely a violation! What are you doing?"
"Boss, we're all in room 72832026. There's no violation. The reason for the overcapacity is that the broadcaster is too talented! The show is too good! You should check it out! I suggest the promotion department focus on promoting this room! It's really hilarious!" Zhang You explained.
"Really? What show is that good?"
"Stand-up comedy and original songs. Both songs are really good. I didn't expect our stage to have such a talented broadcaster!" Zhang You said sincerely.
"Is that so! I'll take a look!" The supervisor hung up the phone.
However, by the time the patrol team arrived, Tang Feng's live stream had already ended. According to his usual habit, non-live periods generally played previously recorded live videos.
The patrol supervisor was not a young man. In his thirties, when he heard Tang Feng sing "Pig's Song," he just thought it was okay, quite fun, but didn't have much of a reaction. However, when Tang Feng sang "Dong Xiaojie" with his slightly weathered voice, the patrol supervisor couldn't help but get lost in it!
Especially when he heard the line, "Falling in love with a wild horse, but my home has no prairie," the patrol supervisor couldn't help but recall a figure buried deep in his heart, just like Tang Feng said, everyone has a Dong Xiaojie in their heart, and he did too!
Before the sadness had even ended, Tang Feng's stand-up comedy came, and the patrol supervisor laughed so hard his intestines almost tied in knots. When he glanced at the number of viewers, he couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.
4036! This number might be small for popular female video broadcasters, but don't forget, Tang Feng's room's capacity limit was only one thousand people!
Over three times the capacity! And more importantly, it wasn't even live time! This was insane!
Moreover, the number of people entering the room was still increasing. Even during live streams, there had never been a case of over three times the capacity, and this was just a recorded replay. This was a record-breaking achievement!
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