Chapter 61 of 100
Chapter 61
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And in the video, Madai Kai was also stunned, although he had given himself the ID "The Silly Lion," the extremely bizarre comments from netizens still left him in shock. There are indeed experts among the people!
"Alright, Brother Lion, how about it? Have you thought it through?" Tang Feng asked with a smile.
Madai Kai's expression changed slightly before he said, "Young Master Feng, why must a loser make things difficult for another loser?"
"Pfft! Profound! Young Master Feng, why must a loser make things difficult for another loser?"
"Born of the same thread, why be so eager to boil each other?"
"My goodness, the one above is definitely a real loser, confirmed!"
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Madai Kai's response, though somewhat evasive, was still considered clever. The real purpose of bringing up this topic was to see if Madai Kai could be open and free. Some of the plots in the short drama "Loser Men" required the actors to be completely open and willing to let go; otherwise, they would not be able to perform well.
"Alright, you barely passed this round," Tang Feng said now.
"Thank you, Young Master Feng! Thank you, Young Master Feng!" Madai Kai knew his answer was just a trick, so he hurriedly thanked Tang Feng when he heard his words.
"You know, we are shooting a comedy short drama, so the actors need to have a bit of a sense of humor, right? Here's a scenario: suppose your family has arranged a blind date for you, and during the date, the girl asks you, 'Will you set my photo as your desktop background?' Act out the next scene, feel free to improvise, and remember, our theme is comedy!" Tang Feng said.
This time, the audience did not cause trouble but watched Madai Kai, curious to see how he would perform. Many people were seeing such an interview for the first time and found it quite fresh.
Madai Kai was taken aback, not expecting Tang Feng to propose such a requirement, but improvisation was not uncommon.
Since no one was there to pair with him, he performed without props.
Madai Kai's expression turned serious, and he said in a somewhat stiff manner, "No, putting it on the computer as a desktop background, what's that? I will engrave you in my brain!"
Seeing this, Tang Feng mentally crossed him off. Madai Kai might have some acting skills, but his sense of humor was clearly lacking, and the audience's reaction also confirmed this.
"What? Not funny at all!"
"Get out! You don't know how to be funny!"
"Go home and practice more!"
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The audience would not give face like Tang Feng; those who were more restrained just said it wasn't funny, while most directly said that Madai Kai lacked a sense of humor, and some even started cursing.
To be honest, Tang Feng hadn't thought about this either. Madai Kai naturally saw the messages on the public screen and became extremely embarrassed. Fortunately, Tang Feng quickly came to his rescue.
"Wait for the notification at home! Next!" As soon as Tang Feng finished speaking, the technical staff replaced Madai Kai with the next interviewee.
It was unclear whether the second interviewee was nervous because of the audience's previous behavior or if he was naturally like that, but he was even worse than Madai Kai, even stuttering when speaking. This was just online; in real life, he probably wouldn't even be able to speak.
Tang Feng knew that if this continued, the audience would not be satisfied.
After the second one left, Tang Feng did not immediately bring up the third but said with a smile, "They might have been too nervous, or perhaps Young Master Feng didn't explain clearly, so their performances were not satisfactory. Please bear with us!"
"Let me demonstrate for everyone. It's still the same scenario: during a blind date, the girl asks, 'Will you set my photo as your desktop background?'"
"Assuming I am an IT guy, I would answer like this." Tang Feng rubbed his face and said with a serious expression, "Of course not, that would slow down the computer's startup!"
As soon as Tang Feng finished speaking, many in the audience burst out laughing.
"Pfft! Young Master Feng, you are so talented! This is the real answer an IT guy would give!"
"Young Master Feng, don't recruit anymore, just be the lead yourself!"
"Right, Young Master Feng, be the lead yourself! Strongly support!"
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"Everyone, stop laughing for a moment. I'll give a few more examples for the next interviewees to reference." Tang Feng did not respond to the audience but continued.
"Still the same question. The previous answer was from an IT guy. What would a real loser say? Young Master Feng will demonstrate again, remember not to drink water!"
Tang Feng's expression turned serious as he looked at the camera and said, "No, that would make my hand tired!"
"Hand tired? Young Master Feng, you are so... awesome! You said what I dared not say!"
"Didn't expect Young Master Feng to be a fellow, wow, I'm not alone!"
"Young Master Feng, how many times a day?"
"Where's your integrity? Young Master Feng, where's your integrity?"
"Wow, Young Master Feng, today I realized you are truly one of us!"
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"Alright, let's interview two at the same time! Please have the next two come up!" Tang Feng said.
"Hello, Young Master Feng! Hello everyone, I am Chen Peixing!"
"Hello, Young Master Feng! Hello everyone, I am Han Pinyu!"
The two interviewees were one male and one female. This time, Tang Feng changed the performance mode.
"Assume you two are in a restaurant, one is the owner, and the other is a customer. Chen Peixing, you play the customer, and Han Pinyu, you play the owner! The scene is this: Chen, you are eating at Han's restaurant, and you find that the dish has no salt. You can improvise, remember, being funny is the top priority, everything else is secondary! Take a moment to prepare, and start when you're ready." Tang Feng said.
Chen Peixing and Han Pinyu thought for a moment and soon began their performance.
Chen Peixing made a gesture of picking up food and then frowned, "Pfft! Pfft! Boss, come here!"
Han Pinyu smiled apologetically, "Sir, what's the matter?"
"Your dish has no salt," Chen Peixing said.
"No salt? Oh, I thought it was something serious. Sir, your luck is really good, it's just missing salt. Look at that person, they ordered noodle soup, but our chef forgot to put in the noodles. See, they are still eating well. And that person, they ordered boiled fish, but our chef forgot to cook it. See, they are eating it as sashimi and still enjoying it. To eat at our small restaurant, you need to be creative. Sir, do you have any other issues? Should I have our chef change it for you?" Han Pinyu said, leaving Chen Peixing speechless.
"Pfft! Noodle soup without noodles, boiled fish without cooking, girl, you are so talented!"
"Too awesome! Whether you laughed or not, I'm laughing my ass off."
"The girl's mind works so fast, can't help but admire her! Young Master Feng, strongly request to accept her!"
"..."
"I... I just wanted to show you. No need to change it, don't underestimate me! I've been wandering the world for years, with all the necessities of life. A little salt, how could it be a problem for me?" Chen Peixing was just momentarily stunned, then quickly regained his composure, opened his shirt, and pointed to the inside of his shirt, as if he really had all those things inside.
"Alright!" Tang Feng called a stop to their performance.
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