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Chapter 77 of 100

Chapter 77

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Chu Ge: "At ease, stand at attention, stand well, oh, Feng Shao! Why isn't my dog obedient?"

Tang Feng: "Dogs are used to crawling, you want it to stand, right?"

Chu Ge: "That's true, after all, it's a dog, can't expect too much from it! Let's just take it for a casual walk then."

These lines of dialogue in the prelude were recorded by Tang Feng and Chu Ge beforehand. At the time, Chu Ge almost burst out laughing.

Almost everyone who heard these lines of dialogue quickly associated them with Song Tiande. Song Tiande had a well-known nickname, "Mad Dog," who would bite anyone he encountered. Especially with the background sounds of dog barking in the accompaniment, everyone almost burst out laughing.

Whose conversation could it be if not about Song Tiande?

Although he was used to being cursed, Tang Feng's straightforward words still left Song Tiande feeling deeply hurt.

"Indeed, Feng Shao is back in 2007

Gently rapping some things for you to hear

Listen carefully, if you lack patience

Close the player right now

Even if it's 3007

There will still be xx accompanying us, barking all the way

Writing and composing is my pleasure

But is singing a high song for it too much of a compliment?

I only sit in front of the computer

Writing my own original songs, making my own programs

This is my talent and my interest

......

I once asked myself

Is it necessary to retaliate so coolly?

But some people make me feel nauseous just thinking about them

I should still show the courage of an older brother

I often ask myself

Do hypocrites still have a conscience?

......

At ease, stand at attention, stand well

Straighten your willow waist

Don't continue to be boring

Hide your lonely trap

The more Tang Feng sang, the more the netizens rejoiced, and the more the faces of Song Tiande and his group in front of the computer turned sour. This song didn't need much thought to know it was definitely about Song Tiande and his group.

After the song ended, the entire live streaming room was in an uproar.

Little Pig: "Feng Shao, you're too bad, but... I like it!"

Pig Baby: "Sang so well, Feng Shao didn't provoke them, but they bark like mad dogs!"

Blood Moon: "Song Tiande, at ease, stand at attention, stand well!"

Innocent Hunter: "Song Tiande, at ease, stand at attention, stand well, if you're not obedient, no more poop for you!"

"......"

Soon, a round of gifts started to dominate the screen, lasting for a few minutes before gradually subsiding.

"This is the first time Feng Shao has tried such a song, if it's not good, don't blame me!" Tang Feng smiled, imagining that some people must be quite upset.

"Feng Shao, what's the name of this song?"

"Right, what's the name of the song?"

"......"

"The name of this song is 'Don't Bite Me.'" Tang Feng smiled, not saying much more, but the meaning was clear.

"This song title is good, Song Tiande, remember not to bite Feng Shao randomly, I'll give you a bowl of hot poop when you get home!"

"Keep biting people, be careful you don't get no poop to eat!"

The netizens started to tease, making Song Tiande furious. This song, once it spread, would undoubtedly make those who had been cursed by him, or those he would curse in the future, directly play this song. Although he wasn't afraid of being cursed, being cursed as a dog by everyone was definitely not what he wanted to see.

For a moment, he regretted provoking Tang Feng, but it was just for a moment. Soon, Song Tiande regained his composure and became even more resentful of Tang Feng.

"Let you be smug for a while, once the live stream ends, if I don't make you black out, I'm not Song Tiande."

In a sense, this song by Tang Feng also made Song Tiande famous. At least, this song could make people immediately think of Song Tiande.

Tang Feng's strange cursing song also made many of his followers cry and laugh. Tang Feng was really too much. As the saying goes, don't hit a person in the face, but with this song, Song Tiande would surely hate Tang Feng to death.

This was completely different from the online cursing. Song Tiande wasn't afraid of cursing; the more he was cursed, the more he had room to play. After all, no one would remember the cursing words. But with this song, once it spread, Song Tiande would definitely become famous, but not in the way he wanted.

In the future, if Song Tiande cursed someone, the cursed person would likely just play this song, without needing to say anything, everyone would understand.

"Is everyone satisfied with this song?" Tang Feng smiled. He chose this song because it was too fitting. This song in the previous life was written by Xu Song to curse Zheng Li for infringing on his song rights.

"Satisfied, very satisfied!"

"Song Tiande will probably never recover from eating so much poop."

"Should retaliate like this! Too powerful!"

"Many people have had enough of those people's baseless curses and slanders. This song, Feng Shao has decided to make it a free license, anyone can use it, and this song, Feng Shao won't put it up for sale, it will be directly available for free download." Tang Feng's words were like another stab at Song Tiande.

Free license, anyone can use it. Those who have been cursed by Song Tiande or will be cursed in the future wouldn't mind using a song to retaliate, and they wouldn't have to worry about copyright issues.

"Feng Shao, awesome! Too powerful! In the future, if anyone is cursed by Song Tiande, just record a song and send it to Song Tiande!"

"Truly a blessing for all those who have been poisoned by Song Tiande!"

Many people were delighted. Tang Feng's move was too clever, completely providing free ammunition to those who had been cursed by Song Tiande.

Many people could imagine that in the future, Song Tiande wouldn't curse so easily. No matter how he cursed, the cursed person could just play this song, and if a dog bites, should it bite back?

"Alright, no more singing today. To be honest, this song cost Feng Shao a lot of brain cells, so today, this is the only one. Next, it's time to fulfill the previous promise." Tang Feng smiled.

"Previously, Song Tiande said that our online show is a den of filth, unable to survive without being vulgar. I think many people might also think this way. But today, Feng Shao will tell you, you're wrong. Who says online shows can only be vulgar? Next, Feng Shao will show you that online shows can also be high-end."

"So, Feng Shao wants to ask, what kind of show is not vulgar? Singing, you say it's vulgar, acting, you say it's vulgar. So, Feng Shao thinks, if all these are vulgar, what is high-end? In your eyes, are only traditional cultural shows and educational programs considered high-end?" Tang Feng shrugged.

"So, today, Feng Shao will show you such high-end! Song Tiande, open your eyes and see if the next show is high-end!"

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