Chapter 80

As Tang Feng spoke, he also began to act out the scene. However, his exaggerated facial expressions and movements as he portrayed Zhuge Liang were so amusing that it was hard to hold back laughter, almost making people burst out laughing.

Many netizens nearly laughed themselves into convulsions. Tang Feng's appearance was just too, too ridiculous. Before everyone could finish laughing, Tang Feng continued, "At this point, Sima Yi has already arrived at the city gate. He looks up and thinks, 'Ah, what does this guy mean? Is he inviting me up to sing karaoke with him? If I go up and sing, he'll knock me out. I won't fall for this trick. Retreat, retreat!' " Tang Feng then acted out Sima Yi, but it still looked very out of place.

"This whole thing doesn't make any sense. Why wouldn't Sima Yi attack? It's just because he's afraid of an ambush in the city. How many people can be hidden in such a large city? In the age of cold weapons, there couldn't be any nuclear weapons or Scud missiles, right? There couldn't be any powerful weapons either. Why not send a reconnaissance company to check it out? Why must he retreat? Is Sima Yi a fool? Obviously not, so this thing could never have happened." After Tang Feng finished speaking, many viewers were laughing uncontrollably.

Nuclear weapons? Scud missiles? Powerful weapons? What is this all about! Many people couldn't stop laughing.

"Also, you, Sima Yi, can see Zhuge Liang on the city wall, right? You can hear him singing karaoke, right? Zhuge Liang isn't using any amplifiers, and you can still hear him, which means the distance is very close. If Sima Yi is afraid of an ambush and doesn't dare to enter the city, why not find a sharpshooter to take Zhuge Liang down? Why retreat?"

Tang Feng picked up a cup of water and took a sip before continuing, "Another point, if we follow the accounts of Guo Chong or 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms,' the disparity in forces is extremely large. Some say Sima Yi brought 200,000 troops, others say 100,000. If you surround the city without attacking, why retreat without firing a single arrow? Is he here to fight a war? I think he's just here to listen to Zhuge Liang sing karaoke!"

"So, the Empty City Stratagem never existed. In fact, many stories about Zhuge Liang, like the three provocations of Zhou Yu, borrowing the east wind, the straw boat borrowing arrows, and the burning of Bowa Slope, are either not recorded in history or are recorded but didn't happen to Zhuge Liang. However, literary works have deified him, making him almost omnipotent. It's a typical case of the protagonist's halo effect. When Zhuge Liang appears, all the generals' intelligence drops. They don't ask what they're doing; they just open the secret scroll and follow the brilliant plan to win. Are the enemies all fools? It's like treating Zhuge Liang as a god!"

Pfft! A god! The audience burst into laughter again.

"So, whether it's borrowing the east wind or the Empty City Stratagem, these are all the result of literary imagination and artistic processing. This isn't history. If novels could replace history, then many online writers writing Three Kingdoms novels would be in chaos. Of course, this doesn't mean that literary images have no research value. There's still a lot to analyze and study."

"Taking the Empty City Stratagem as an example, Sima Yi is a scholar. Scholars sometimes think too much. When you do something, he will ponder, 'Hmm, what does this mean? It can't be that simple, right?' If it were a group of bandits or thieves, they would just rush into the city without thinking, and Zhuge Liang would be done for..."

Time passed unnoticed as Tang Feng spoke humorously. Soon, he finished the first episode of "Yi Zhongtian's Three Kingdoms" titled "The Great River Flows East."

After the live stream ended, Tang Feng lifted the chat ban, and the chat messages started scrolling rapidly. Many people were impressed by Tang Feng.

Little Pig: "Young Master Feng, that was amazing! If this isn't high-quality, then what is? Song Que, wash your neck and wait for it!"

Sinless Hunter: "Your Three Kingdoms lecture is amazing. I realize how ignorant I was! Finally, Song Que, admit your mistake!"

Hard to Name 6666: "Yeah, now I know the Empty City Stratagem never existed."

Pig Treasure: "Young Master Feng, continue the next live stream. My grandfather said your lecture was excellent!"

"..."

Immediately after, a wave of gift-giving began, with gifts dominating the screen for a full ten minutes.

Tang Feng glanced at the online viewers, and over 3.5 million people were watching simultaneously. Even Tang Feng couldn't help but feel a sense of pride, knowing that even Dong Bingbing's appearance didn't draw such a large audience.

He couldn't help but marvel at how great Yi Zhongtian's "Three Kingdoms" was. Tang Feng remembered how he was almost laughing uncontrollably the first time he watched it.

Actually, bringing "Three Kingdoms" to the live stream was part of Tang Feng's plan, but it was accelerated due to the Song Tiande incident.

...

Tang Feng's live stream ended, but the feud between Tang Feng and Song Tiande was far from over. As soon as the live stream ended, many netizens rushed to Song Tiande's WeChat to leave messages.

"Song Que, stand at ease, stand at attention, and stand still!"

"Previous poster, your standards are too high. Besides, you need to feed a dog some hot shit before training it! (Hot shit image!)"

"Come, eat some hot shit, then stand at ease, stand at attention, and stand still!"

"Waiting for Song Que to 'clear his name'!"

"Even a live stream can be high-quality. Song Que, are you blinded by your gold-plated dog eyes?"

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In just a short hour, Song Tiande's WeChat messages exceeded 10,000, and most of them were insults.

After the live stream, Tang Feng directly posted the complete lyrics and sheet music on WeChat and uploaded the instrumental version.

Many people laughed. Tang Feng's move was truly malicious. This time, many people who had been bitten by Song Tiande's "mad dog" were delighted. They couldn't retaliate when they were insulted by Song Tiande because it wouldn't benefit them, but with this song, it was different. Even if Song Tiande didn't care, making him feel uncomfortable would still be satisfying.

Song Tiande's ability to incite hatred was indeed powerful. Soon after Tang Feng's WeChat post, several people who had been insulted by Song Tiande re-recorded the song "Don't Bite Me" and posted it.

Many netizens joined in the fun, recording various versions of "Don't Bite Me" and uploading them. The hashtag #SongTiandeDon'tBiteMe quickly gained popularity, and the topic's heat rapidly rose.

Of course, Song Tiande saw all of this, and he couldn't help but be angry. In the past, due to his notorious reputation, many celebrities who were insulted by him could only pretend they didn't see it. Although it brought some curses from their fans, Song Tiande didn't care. But this time, he didn't expect that Tang Feng's "Don't Bite Me" would become so popular.

Being cursed by thousands of people, even with his thick skin, Song Tiande couldn't help but feel furious. He was used to insulting others, but he had never been insulted like this before.