Chapter 47

Su Yuanyuan was choked by her own saliva and coughed several times. She was also surprised by Fang Lizhe’s magical way of thinking. What husband, what wife? Why would he think they were husband and wife? She turned into a little girl, okay!?

But on second thought, Fang Lizhe didn’t know anything, and it was understandable that he would think of a ‘human and fox romance’. Wasn’t the ‘Demon Fox’ movie they were shooting a story about the deep sadomasochism love affair between a human and a demon? This was probably the only impression humans had about demons!

Su Yuanyuan simply admitted, “Yes, we were husband and wife in our previous life. We have been together all the time, without any other people, for over 70 years, and we grew old together. And in order to fulfill my promise to find you in this life, I lost my cultivation and can’t transform. You can’t take care of others ah! You can only take care of me!”

Fang Lizhe stood up and paced back and forth in the room, “Wait, wait, slow down first. Me… me and you … a married couple? Really?”

Su Yuanyuan leisurely laid on the sofa, wagging her tail, smiling, and said, “Yes, otherwise, why would I come to you and stay with you all the time? When you were in trouble, what did I do for you? I helped you in every way. I even quietly helped you take care of your body. I didn’t suck your essence like those bad demons.”

Fang Lizhe was stunned, and his ears turned red. He stammered, “I… I know that you can’t transform. Of course, you couldn’t suck essence out. Cough… no, I mean I believe you. You aren’t a bad demon, cough… cough…” He wiped his face with some vexation, he didn’t know what he was talking nonsense. He was really surprised by this fact!

Su Yuanyuan cocked her head and curiously looked at his red ears. She didn’t know what he was thinking. Why did he suddenly become so strange?

001 very dutifully reminded: [Host, according to data analysis, humans generally believe that sucking essence is done by demons when they have sex with humans. This means Fang Lizhe is now thinking about some unhealthy scenes.]

Su Yuanyuan reacted slowly. Her face turned red. Fortunately, her whole body had fur, so no one could see it. She cleared her throat and said, “You misunderstood. Demons sucking human essence, is simply to absorb the essence of the spirit. It would only make people depressed, very spiritless, like absorbing vitality. Vitality, nothing else. What you’re thinking of is the kind of cultivation that’s only done by evil sects, evil cultivation. Won’t I end up getting possessed?”

“Eh … oh, that’s right.” This time, Fang Lizhe’s face and neck turned red. This was a misunderstanding. They were still one human and one animal. He felt so embarrassed that he couldn’t wait to drill into the ground and hide. He quickly changed the subject, “You lost your cultivation in order to find me? What then? Are you going to cultivate in the mountains?”

“No, there are thousands of ways to cultivate. I have found a way for the time being, that is, to be a star, and get many fans. Love from true fans would help me increase my cultivation. So, the more fans I get, the better. You can’t cut down my work, I can’t wait to work every day from morning to night. I’m not tired at all.”

Fang Lizhe relaxed a lot, sat back on the sofa, looked at the ‘former lover’ in front of him with a brand-new understanding, and worried, “You’re in a bad state today, didn’t you just say that this was the after-effects of cultivation? What’s going on?”

“It would be fine in 2 days. I just transformed into a human last night. But in the end, I still don’t have enough cultivation yet. Because I forcibly transformed, it resulted in some weakness now. It’s okay! I’ll be fine in 2 more days!” Su Yuanyuan thought of her cute and tender appearance, and lied to him that they were husband and wife. She couldn’t help but feel guilty and laid on her paws to avoid his eyes.

With his eyes on the console across the room, Su Yuanyuan turned away her head again, thinking that she had to delete the archive footage while Fang Lizhe was sleeping. All the photos taken while playing games should be deleted, none could stay. Never let Fang Lizhe see her as a little girl. As long as Fang Lizhe believed that they were husband and wife, he won’t think about signing someone else to be his artist. Wait until she becomes popular and Fang Lizhe becomes a gold level agent, then tell him the truth. Anyway, she just doesn’t want someone to show up between them, it’s annoying to think about.

Fang Lizhe slowly digested the fox demon cultivation matter, and felt concerned, “If you can’t transform, don’t transform first. No matter what, you can’t force it again. Since you have to rely on fans to cultivate, then I will try to help you take some projects that attract fans, but if you feel any discomfort, you have to tell me.”

Su Yuanyuan nodded her little head, “Don’t worry, don’t worry. I can talk, I will tell you everything. And I’m telling you right now. That Xiang Tong is not a good thing, so don’t be fooled by her appearance.”

Fang Lizhe didn’t know how to react. Was this the ‘wife being jealous’ thing? He wasn’t able to accept this new identity so soon!

However, he wisely didn’t object and agreed, “You’re right, I won’t get close to her. Right, I’ll go make dinner, I’m a little hungry, cough…”

Fang Lizhe ran away and went to the kitchen to splash his face with water to calm himself down. Having a fox demon wife? As long as she doesn’t kill him like Feng Hui, it was fine. What kind of body does he have? Why was this happening all around him?

(TNote: kind of body = in China, some people believe that a certain type of body’s feng shui, would attract certain types of luck. In this case, he is thinking his body type was attracting bad luck.)

Thinking of Feng Hui, he immediately returned to the living room and asked Su Yuanyuan seriously, “Susu, do you know how Feng Hui is doing? I suspect that someone has occupied Feng Hui’s body. Is there any way to get Feng Hui back?”

Su Yuanyuan froze, she didn’t think of this aspect. Where did the soul of a person whose body was taken over, go to? Could it still come back? She quickly asked 001 in her mind, [001! Can we get him back?]

[001: Host, I’m sorry to inform you that the protagonist of this story didn’t mention the real Feng Hui. It only said that the new ‘Feng Hui’ crossed over to a person with the same name and surname. In the whole plot, no one came out and said that he was the real Feng Hui, which means, the real Feng Hui didn’t crossover to someone else.]

Su Yuanyuan’s brain turned quickly. When she was bored, she had read a lot of novels with countless idiotic plots. She immediately asked, [What if he went into a vegetative person? What if he turned into a puff of smoke-like floating soul? What if he couldn’t talk because he went into a small animal? Aren’t there many other possibilities?]

[001: … Yes, that is possible.]

Su Yuanyuan spoke to Fang Lizhe, “I don’t know the specific situation. When my cultivation level goes up, I can try to invoke his soul. If he’s still here, I should be able to invite him back.”

“Then how long do you think it would take to have enough cultivation to invite him back?”

“Er … in the current situation, probably in 7 to 8 years.” Su Yuanyuan was a little ashamed. Originally, taking a few years to cultivate a third tail was an amazing thing. But now, she felt it was too slow!

Fang Lizhe looked down and thought, “The more true-love fans, the faster the cultivation. That means, when you’re particularly popular, you may be able to cultivate successfully in a year or two, right?”

“That’s right … it has to be very popular.”

“Leave it to me, whether it’s for your cultivation or for Feng Hui’s sake, I’ll support you with all my might.”

Su Yuanyuan’s eyes lit up, “Support me alone? Not signing anyone else?”

A smile appeared in Fang Lizhe’s eyes. He thought that her jealous appearance was quite interesting, “Okay. I won’t sign others, I’ll only be your agent. ” Although he still felt awkward thinking of Su Yuanyuan as his spouse, but he really didn’t plan on signing anyone else.

Regardless of whether they were a couple in this life, Su Yuanyuan was a fox demon. Because of this alone, he had to keep his distance from others, to prevent other people finding out about this secret. Su Yuanyuan has always been the closest existence to him. Perhaps not a wife, but she was still a relative. Giving up something for her was totally worth it.

Somehow, Fang Lizhe accepted this fact while they were talking. Instead of feeling conflicted, he felt good about it. Su Yuanyuan was a natural actor. If she was just an ordinary fox, she couldn’t go far. But if Su Yuanyuan was a fox demon, she would be very promising in the future. Being popular all over the world wasn’t just a dream. He could also become a gold level agent as Su Yuanyuan’s agent.

Fang Lizhe asked what Su Yuanyuan wanted to eat and went to the kitchen to cook. Su Yuanyuan took advantage of his absence to quickly delete all the video game files with a wave of her paw and a spell. Fortunately, Zhuo Feng was a hacker in his previous life, and she knew a little about it. Otherwise, she wouldn’t understand things about these gaming consoles so quickly. Unfortunately, Fang Lizhe forgot all about his hacking techniques in this life, which made her feel as if all the books he read in the previous life were for nothing.

She told 001, [We don’t know what crisis we would encounter when we cross again in the future. You have to remember, never let me lose my memories. I found that memories are the most important thing for a person ah… if you forget, it’s the same as losing a life. Don’t let me forget anything, even if it’s painful, do you remember?]

[001: Remember, Host. Through the analysis of the library data, many systems would have a function of extracting feelings and fading memories. I was going to look into it, but since Host doesn’t like it, I won’t.]

[Su Yuanyuan: Hmm, right, right, don’t study it. Whether it’s my memory or someone else’s memory, extracting it away is a cruel thing. What’s the point of living if your memory was gone? We don’t need to learn this.]

[001: Okay Host, I’ll listen to you.]

Su Yuanyuan smelled the aroma of chicken drumsticks, jumped off the couch and ran to the kitchen door to see. When she saw Fang Lizhe’s back, wearing an apron, and cooking inside, she suddenly had a very warm feeling. In their past lives, this person always took care of her carefully and accompanied her to do all the things she liked.

She remembered that Xiang Tong cried and said she liked him. If Fang Lizhe didn’t dislike Xiang Tong, but liked Xiang Tong as much as many men do, would she sincerely bless them?

Or, if there was another woman with Fang Lizhe, would she have to watch Fang Lizhe cook for other women like this in the future? And their children …

She frowned a little and plopped down to the ground.

It seems that she couldn’t do it. He obviously learned to cook for her, didn’t he? Why should he cook for someone else?