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Chapter 8 of 25

Chapter 8: Originally thought they were brothers, but it turns out two of them are spies!

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A teacher imparts knowledge, teaches skills, and resolves doubts!

There's also one thing Han Yu didn't dare to say: beating up students.

Look at these literati, they don't say what needs to be said and always like to deliberately mislead the audience.

When a student acts like a hooligan, he is a hooligan student. He is a hooligan first, and a student second.

Beat him up!

Fang Yan has also seen some films and TV shows about teachers. The bad students in them take drugs, chase girls, drink, and fight, but he just laughs it off and doesn't take such things to heart.

However, his current identity is that of a glorious and great teacher who must serve the girls of Zhuque High School and Lu Chaoge. He has the responsibility and duty to strictly supervise and severely reprimand the bad students in his class—actually, if they were just simple hooligans, and their parents didn't care, Fang Yan could turn a blind eye.

They got drunk and barged into the classroom, disrupting the normal learning of other students and filling the room with a foul smell of alcohol. The most intolerable thing was that they cursed Fang Yan as a pile of shit in front of the whole class—being cursed by a pile of shit, Fang Yan felt doubly humiliated.

Fang Yan's antics, from jumping around to reciting the "Tao Te Ching" backward and being cute and funny, were somewhat effective. When Kong Guodong insulted Fang Yan, some students couldn't stand it anymore.

"Kong Guodong, what are you doing? How can you talk to Teacher Fang like that?" The first to stand up was the top student, Huang Haoran.

"Exactly, it's too much. No manners at all." Xu Ying also stood up for justice.

"The smell of alcohol is unbearable, get out—"

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Kong Guodong sneered, swaying as he walked up to Huang Haoran and pressed his head, threatening him, "Four-eyes, do you believe I can make your head explode?"

"I dare you." Huang Haoran was defiant.

"Do you think I dare?" As Kong Guodong spoke, he slapped Huang Haoran's head hard. Huang Haoran, a thin and weak student, hit his head on the desk with a heavy thud.

When he lifted his head, his glasses were cracked, and his forehead was purplish-red.

"Ah—"

The girls in the class screamed.

"Shut up." Kong Guodong roared. "Who else dares to stand up? They'll end up like Huang Haoran."

"——"

The class fell silent. All the students looked at Kong Guodong with shock, clearly very wary of him.

Fang Yan sneered inwardly, these guys seem to have a lot of authority.

Fang Yan walked down from the podium and approached the back door.

Kong Guodong stood next to Huang Haoran, staring provocatively at Fang Yan.

Even Kong Guodong's two lackeys, Li Yang and Chen Tao, didn't care about Fang Yan's teacher status, standing on either side of Kong Guodong with smirks on their faces, looking at Fang Yan with smug satisfaction.

Fang Yan stopped in front of Kong Guodong and said, "Are you a student of Class 9?"

"Class 9, Kong Guodong. Go ask around, no one in Zhuque High School doesn't know my name." Kong Guodong proudly announced his name. "I say, Teacher Two-Fires, they say a new official starts with three fires, but I advise you not to think about burning the first fire on me—otherwise, you might not burn others but end up burning yourself."

"Are you two also students of Class 9?" Fang Yan looked at Li Yang and Chen Tao and asked.

"Of course. Why would we stand here otherwise?" The bulky Chen Tao answered nonchalantly.

"You are students of Class 9, and I, as your Chinese teacher, require you to—get out." Fang Yan looked at the three delinquents in front of him, his expression stern and his voice serious. "You are disrupting the normal learning of other students."

"Are we causing any disruption?" Kong Guodong laughed, looking at the other students and shouting, "Am I affecting your studies?"

No one answered his question.

Kong Guodong laughed, saying, "Teacher Two-Fires, see? They indicate that their studies are completely unaffected. In fact, our presence has filled them with enthusiasm and desire to learn."

Fang Yan was somewhat disappointed by the other students' cowardice or 'avoidance,' but he understood that as a newcomer, he hadn't built a deep enough relationship with the students to make them risk offending a group of bullies to protect him. He pointed to the door and said, "This is a Chinese class, and you are disrupting my teaching. Get out."

Kong Guodong was furious and cursed, "Are you really Teacher Two-Fires or just a fool? Did you not hear what I said? When I'm in a good mood, I'll recognize you as a teacher. If you anger me, you're just a pile of dog shit, a pile of stinky dog shit that can be stepped on and kicked out of Zhuque High School at any time—unfortunately, I'm angry now. Prepare to get out of Zhuque. No one in heaven or earth can save you."

"Do you have hemorrhoids in your mouth?" Fang Yan stared at Kong Guodong, asking seriously. "Why does your speech always have a stench of shit?"

A person with good literary skills can curse viciously, who can blame them for having a rich vocabulary and vivid metaphors?

"Damn, you dare to curse me—" Kong Guodong was enraged, wanting to retort but found he couldn't come up with a more vicious curse. In a fit of anger, he punched Fang Yan's left face.

Students hitting teachers, truly fearless.

Fang Yan's right hand reached out, circling around Kong Guodong's arm.

Clear the dust!

Thud—

"Ah—" Li Yang covered his eyes and screamed in pain.

He was just watching the commotion, how did this punch land on his eye?

Kong Guodong was stunned, thinking he was just drunk and his movements were clumsy.

Roaring, he threw another punch at Fang Yan's chest.

Fang Yan circled his hand again and then pushed it backward.

Spread the phoenix tail!

Bang!

Chen Tao was hit in the chest and fell back.

Chen Tao and Li Yang were dazed. What was wrong with the boss? Why was he targeting them?

"Come and help me." Kong Guodong, fueled by alcohol and anger, lunged at Fang Yan while shouting, "Today I'll tear this bastard apart."

Chen Tao and Li Yang quickly joined the fight, not wanting Kong Guodong to be at a disadvantage.

Thus, the whole class witnessed a miraculous scene.

"I'll beat you to death, you dare to poke my eye—" Li Yang punched Chen Tao in the face.

"You bastard, you kicked my balls, I'll fight you to the death—" Kong Guodong's nose was hit.

"You dare to hit me, you dare to hit me—" Kong Guodong chased after Li Yang, beating him up.

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Fang Yan, surrounded by the three, remained relaxed and at ease, occasionally waving his hand and drawing circles, as if taking a leisurely stroll.

On the surface, the unrefined brawl happening seemed to have nothing to do with him. He was an outsider within the situation.

"I thought they were good brothers, but it turns out two of them are spies." A student, after a long moment of shock, said with infinite sighs.

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