Chapter 3 of 23
3 - Being haughty because of one’s master’s love and indulgence
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In the end, it was Pei Xian, who swore that it was voluntarily rather than he was snatched back home by the evil tyrant Gu Han. Only then did the old butler gave up criticized Gu Han to get rid of an evil for the people and like this, the farce finally came to an end.
During dinner time, the disgraceful Gu Han, the embarrassed Uncle Lin and the inexplicable Pei Xian did not want to see each other for the time being. The maid auntie had to divide the dinner into three parts and send them to their respective rooms.
Pei Xian was so sleepy that he huddled in the sofa with a head of blown up hair and a sumptuous dinner on the table in front of him. He pecked the rice like a chick while dozing off and pondering about the superb realm.
After he transmigrated, the situation was very bad. Zhou Kai was greened[1] on the spot. The man who would turn into a mad dog in the future would never let him go.
Moreover, the villain BOSS Gu Han, who would only become more and more mentally retarded that was visible to the naked eyes, would be stewed into tortoise soup by Zhou Kai sooner or later.
In addition, Xiao Yuhang, one of the best green tea/white moonlight in the original book, would soon return to China. This guy was just a paper money shredder. He failed in the international route. When he returned to China, he used Gu Han’s money to shoot a literary film that lost money, and then he took the money again to buy a lead’s award. Wait when he comes back, don’t say 30 million, Gu Han wouldn’t give even 3 Mao’s[2] coins to him!
Pei Xian closed his eyes and bit his nails. He had long been fed up with the life of fighting and scheming against each other, and neither was he infatuated with bank note and gold, nor wanted to be involved in the main plot of this marveling novel.
He just wanted to run away with the money to find a comfortable city and let himself fly and pursue his dreams! With a 19-year-old body, 30 million savings and his investment ability, it was enough for him to try all the things that he dared not do, could not do or would not do in his last life. Just by thinking about it, it’s fcking cool!
However, he didn’t want this money, but handsome and blind Gu Han would have to give it to Xiao Yuhang to waste that it was annoying when he thought about it!
Pei Xian clasped his hands on his chest, looked up to the sky and fell into meditation. He quickly drawn a two meter long list of things he wanted, things he wanted to do, places he wanted to go, and joy and comfort surged into his heart together. So, that’s satisfaction and happiness?
On his face, which had little expression, slowly spread out a tiny smile.
Gu Han took the contract just drafted by the lawyer and as he entered the door, he thought Pei Xian was sleeping to death on the sofa. He walked up and looked at Pei Xian lightly, and almost scared to death! The little quail was lying straight on his back with his hands on his chest and a smile that said he had nothing to regret on his face.
Gu Han put his trembling fingers under Pei Xian’s nose and felt a trace of heat which then made him wept with joy. Concerning his IQ, his darling small battery must be all right!
With a ‘bang’, Pei Xian was startled awake from a pleasant dream. Pei Xian reluctantly opened his eyes and immediately saw Gu Han’s kind eyes. What’s the situation?!
“Sit down properly.” Gu Han coughed and took back his warm eyes. “About us, um… contract has to be signed. “
He had not been in touch with Pei Xian before, but he had heard the gossip from the circle of the second rich generation. Pei Xian’s adopted family had poor conditions and he came out to work at the age of 16 and then was brought back home by Zhou Kai from the bar. What could such a child pursue except for money? Without taking out a real gold and silver, one could not bind the other.
Gu Han pushed the contract to him, “30 million yuan, not one cent less, as long as you are obedient.”
Pei Xian sat upright and nodded softly at him, particularly cute and agreeable.
Gu Han measured him up carefully. He had a henchman saying that Pei Xian was a bit like Xiao Yuhang and kept urging him to rob people of their love. Even Uncle Lin thought that he was possessed by the devil to have wanted to find a substitute to solve his love-sickness.
But he had never seen Xiao Yuhang’s shadow on Pei Xian. Xiao Yuhang was a master of fishing . His attitude was always be neither friendly or aloof, not allowing people to get him but desire him. His every twinkles and smiles were always with purposes.
Compared with Xiao Yuhang, who was like a bottomless pit, Pei Xian, who quoted 30 million yuan, was a little angel!
Pei Xian was timid and still looked young. Although the young boss had a poker face, when he smiled with his small and straight nose, his soft lips which the upper lip was slightly raised, his expression looked gentle and delicate, unlike Xiao Yuhang’s bright and colorful with aggressiveness and he felt comfortable and warm when Pei Xian was around.
“Mr. Gu, is my salary paid in advance or monthly? Is there a performance appraisal? Will the balance be on hold?” Pei Xian leafed through the contract as he asked calmly.
Is this human language? Gu Han was so angry that he would like to drown Pei Xian in the soup pot with a slap! How was it to keep a little lover? Unknowingly thought he hired a nanny?!
“As long as I’m happy, you can do whatever you want, for example… try to please me.” Gu Han deliberately loosened his collar and leaned into the sofa, trying to let Pei Xian enter the role of the little lover rather than the nanny.
Pei Xian was stunned and quickly felt at ease. He wanted to pursue his dreams and to experience the essence of human life with all his heart. Gu Han had such money and status, a look and an ass. He lost money and told you to sleep with him, there was no reason to refuse at all!
But he lacked experience. As he was sitting beside Gu Han, his brain went blank. He didn’t know if he should move his mouth first or hands? After holding it for a long time, he hastened to the front of the complacent boss Gu and licked the corner of his mouth with a ‘slurp’.
“…” Gu Han was stunned for ten seconds as he couldn’t believe it. “My lil bro is a popsicle?”
As soon as Pei Xian heard, his mood spoiled. If he failed to pass the test, the 30 million was going to fizzle out. “Mr. Gu, although my skill is not good, your original intention of hiring me should be that I look like Mr. Xiao, not the skill, right? Shall we ignore the details and see the essence?”
“…” Gu Han was completely speechless; this fcuker makes sense!
Pei Xian looked at Gu Han, who was holding back his red face. Strove to grab the 30 million yuan, Pei Xian thumped on his thin chest as he guaranteed, “Mr. Gu, if you pay special attention to technical issues, I can learn!”
Gu Han couldn’t bear it, “You two don’t look alike at all! Xiao Yuhang is 183 cm, you are not even as long as his legs! Xiao Yuhang’s eyes can bewitch people and look at you, so quickly to fall asleep that you become a panda! Xiao Yuhang talks human language with human, ghost language with ghost, but you…. You are better than him. You have devil’s language! I wonder what kind of Xiao Yuhang are you?”
“Mr. Gu, I’m very sorry for the bad experience.” Pei Xian wore a serious face and talked nonsense from the bottom of his heart, “although I am a fake, but I am inexpensive ah, as long as it is 30 million, you won’t be losing and won’t be cheated.”
“…” Gu Han was about to be angry to tears. He grabbed the contract angrily and turned it to the bottom of the page. “Sign it and go to sleep after signing it! One more word and I deduct your payment!”
Pei Xian completely shut up and signed quickly. Then he ignored the very angry Gu Han, climbed to his bed and covered himself with the quilt. With a ‘pa’, the lights in the room was turned off.
The left behind silent Boss Gu was gnashing his teeth in the dark, “you are really obedient!”
The ‘concern and care for villain’s IQ system’ updated tips:
[ Please read the following tips for the official system online: 1. The host can naturally maintain the IQ level of general events; 2. The host’s participation in events related to male protagonist host will still cause IQ decline; 3. The host can complete system tasks to accumulate energy and protect the IQ in male protagonist host’s events; 4. The higher the system energy accumulation is, the stronger the ability to resist the male protagonist host’s ‘wisdom reduction halo’; 5. Please take care of Xianxian, protect Xianxian and have pity for Xianxian! ]
When Gu Han was reborn, he knew all the pits and traps which Zhou Kai had dug for him, but his IQ level was not stable. If the temporary system had no power, he had no ability to deal with the general affairs of his company.
Now that he found Pei Xian, at least the formal system operation could guarantee that his daily work did not drop. Or else, in the face of male protagonist Zhou Kai’s powerful ‘wisdom reduction halo’, even if Boss Gu knew about the plot, without accumulating enough system energy, it was game over.
Anyway, according to the plot, the Zhou family was not peaceful now, and Zhou Kai would soon fall into a family struggle. In this period of time, there was absolutely no time for Zhou Kai to deal with him. Taking advantage of the fire in the other person’s backyard, Boss Gu decided to go all out to complete the system task.
The next morning, Gu Han was awakened by the system prompt.
The ‘concern and care for villain’s IQ intelligence system’ released a task:
[ Asking the host to complete the task of making Xianxian spend money happily. The task is valid for 12 hours. Energy reward is given according to the degree of Xianxian spend money happily. At present, the system energy is 0. It’s everyone’s duty to take good care of Xianxian! ]
“Where the fcuk is the ‘concern and care for villain’s IQ system’? I think you are ‘Pei Xian’s dog licking system’, right?” Gu Han, who just climbed out of his quilt, had no waves in his heart as he brushed his teeth and vented at the same time.
The ‘concern and care for villain’s IQ system’ prompted:
[ Host’s abusive system behavior is detected, deducting one unit of system energy, current system energy -1. It’s everyone’s duty to take good care of Xianxian! ]
“…” Gu Han’s hand trembled and his electric toothbrush fell into the wash basin. He died before he sent troops!
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Pei Xian probably had the most powerful sleepiness gene in the world. He slept for 14 hours a day, making him live like a completely naive koala.
The main thing was that he had lived too hard in his last life. Once his soul was liberated, he just wanted to sleep and not using his brain until the earth and heaven got old.
Uncle Lin was always afraid that he would die in his sleep that he insisted for half an hour in the morning before he could bring the person from inside the quilt to the dining table.
With the tips of his soft hair carrying moisture, Pei Xian had his eyes half-opened as he sat opposite to Gu Han, “Morning, Mr. Gu.”
Wearing suits and leather shoes, Gu Han had finished his breakfast. After reading a round of financial and economics news, he caught sight of Pei Xian, who could fall asleep in the soup pot at any time, he became angry but didn’t fight on the spot.
“I forgot to give you some pocket money yesterday. Go out to buy some clothes, shoes, and a car you like. If you want to buy something, go help yourself. As you are following me, you can’t be too humble, or I will be laughed at.” He took out the black and gold card and pushed it over. “Use my card first. I’ll ask the Secretary to make a supplementary card for you in two days.”
Pei Xian took a look at the infinite black and gold card of Centurion, the kind of card that he used to have. In theory, he could swipe the card and made Gu Han go bankrupt directly.
Do fake goods have such high treatment? Pei Xian doubted life at once, is he testing me?
“Mr. Gu, you’re such a nice person. I don’t have anything to buy at the moment. I’ll use it when the supplementary card is ready.” Pei Xian decided to be a qualified lover who knew the facts of the case, knew how to behave in a delicate situation, had high ideals and be responsible.
“Just go buy it this afternoon. Buy anything expensive, or your payment get deducted!” Gu Han was too lazy to fight with him. He didn’t even look up from his mobile phone.
“… All right.” Pei Xian, who was forced to spend money, was confused. On the surface, he calmly blew rainbow farts as usual. “Mr. Gu, you are really a big good person.”
“Humph!” Gu Han snorted and muttered, “A big good person? Aren’t you trying to say a big fool?”
When he saw the time was getting late, he got up to go to the company and he didn’t forget to tell the other person when he came to the door, “in the afternoon, I’ll ask the driver to take you there and help you pick up things.”
Pei Xian nodded his head cleverly. Suddenly he thought of something and ran to stop Gu Han. Then he raised his small face and hugged Boss Gu. Finally, he put his head on Gu Han’s shoulder, “Mr. Gu, drive slowly. Be careful on the road.”
Gu Han was187 cm tall and stood ramrod. The young Pei Xian was 170 cm, and even he lifted up his head, he still couldn’t reach up. Their height difference was especially harmonious, only that Pei Xian’s poker-face expression and voice were slightly strange.
“Thank you. I have a driver, I don’t have to drive.” Gu Han put him down like a small animal. “Did you sneakily watch the Japanese porno in the evening?”
Pei Xian tilted his head and thought, “Mr. Gu, I’m studying. I’m watching <The Law of Mistress>.”
“Uncle Lin!” Gu Han took Pei Xian to the old butler, “this kid is not yet twenty-one, please adjust the TV rating at home.”
Pei Xian: “…..”
Translator has something to say: I just realized this story is kinda cute. Now that I’m back, expect daily update peeps!
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[1] cuckold
[2] 0.3 yuan