Chapter 51

Iron Lump Wang came over with his mace.

Long Aotian, upon seeing the mace, immediately panicked.

"I... I can't take it anymore... I really can't hold on... I... I... I... I have almost no true qi left because of the Shape-Shifting and Face-Changing Technique, you can't—!"

"Still being stubborn, huh!? Still being a tough guy, huh!? Haven't eaten, huh!? Want to be tickled, huh...?"

Another round of attacks, even Iron Lump Wang was already sitting on the side, panting.

Xu Xuejiao went over again: "Mm-hmm, Brother Chengwen, you say, mm-hmm, I understand, I'll tell him."

Xu Xuejiao turned around: "Brother Chengwen says he has an indestructible body, tempered in Laozi's Eight-Trigram Furnace for forty-nine days! He has eaten the peach of immortality, drunk the imperial wine, stolen the elixir, and eaten the ginseng fruit! Your lousy mace is just an earpick to him!"

Iron Lump Wang slapped the table: "Damn! He really is a tough guy!"

The four subordinates all gave a thumbs up: "He really is a tough guy!"

Leng Qingqiu suddenly sneered.

Han Yue asked, "President Leng, what are you laughing at?"

"Forty-nine days, how can it be forty-nine?"

Han Yue was stunned: "Is that what you're concerned about?"

After another round of attacks, Iron Lump Wang was exhausted.

Sitting down, he trembled all over: "He really is a hard nut to crack! No wonder he had the nerve to lie to me!"

Xu Xuejiao went over to the already unconscious Long Aotian, pretending to whisper: "Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, I understand, I'll tell him."

Xu Xuejiao then said to Iron Lump Wang: "President Lu says you're a sissy, with no strength at all, and asks if you have to take off your pants and sit on the toilet to pee."

Even Lu Chengwen, who was inside, was shocked.

Lu Chengwen, Leng Qingqiu, and Han Yue all thought: How toxic!

Xu Xuejiao really hates him to death!

Iron Lump Wang stood up this time, looking at her: "Miss Xu, are you sure this is what Lu Chengwen said?"

"Yes, I never lie."

Iron Lump Wang pointed at "Lu Chengwen": "He... can speak?"

Indeed, can he still speak? Long Aotian was already completely unconscious, lying motionless in the corner, and everyone suspected he was dead.

At this moment, Lu Chengwen carefully looked in the mirror and walked out.

"Iron Lump Wang."

Iron Lump Wang, upon seeing "Long Aotian," immediately knelt on one knee: "Young Master."

"You finally got smart."

"Thanks to the strategist's reminder, I realized I was deceived by this villain. Fortunately, I reflected on myself in time to make up for my mistakes."

"Very good. Han Yue, bring the contract for the slum project and have him sign it."

Han Yue was confused upon seeing "Long Aotian."

What the heck is this plot!?

This... President Leng and Long Aotian teamed up to beat Lu Chengwen to death!?

Isn't this like Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing conspiring to murder her husband!?

This kind of plot... Wait, what contract did Long Aotian ask for? The slum project contract!?

This is all messed up!

Leng Qingqiu looked at her: "What are you standing there for? Follow Long President's orders."

"Oh, yes, yes."

Iron Lump Wang signed and paid without hesitation.

Before leaving, he kept apologizing to Lu Chengwen: "Mr. Long, I was wrong before, I'm really sorry."

"Alright, it's fine."

"If you have any more orders in the future, just find me. I'll give you my phone number."

"Got it, got it, go, go."

Iron Lump Wang thought: Finally!

Seeing the Young Master's attitude, he's not angry anymore.

Indeed, the harder I beat Lu Chengwen, the happier the Young Master is.

The previous matter is now forgotten, it was worth using my ultimate move to beat Lu Chengwen to death.

Hey!

Although the beginning wasn't good, everything is back on track now.

How smart am I!?

Iron Lump Wang led his people out, passing by Leng Qingqiu: "Mr. Long is a god!"

Leng Qingqiu forced a smile and nodded.

Passing by Xu Xuejiao: "Young Master Long is so handsome!"

"Ah, I know, I know."

Passing by Han Yue: "I feel honored to work with him."

Han Yue smiled awkwardly.

Iron Lump Wang reached the door: "No need to see me off, goodbye."

Just as Lu Chengwen was about to speak, a graceful figure broke through the window, picked up Long Aotian, and jumped out, scaring the girls into screaming.

Lu Chengwen hurried over and saw a thin wire hanging on the windowsill. No need to ask, that figure was Hua Xueying.

Lu Chengwen smiled bitterly.

The protagonist, after all, is always blessed and survives great dangers.

Leng Qingqiu said in surprise: "Brother Chengwen, your face..."

"What's wrong?"

"It's back!"

Lu Chengwen took out his phone and saw that it was indeed back.

"Seems like as long as I beat him up, this strange technique will quickly lose its effect. My own face is much more comfortable to look at."

Xu Xuejiao said excitedly: "Hehe, you're getting more and more interesting. You can even change your face. I was really worried that it was the real you, you know? I got close and checked several times, and seeing Leng Qingqiu so calm, I deliberately provoked him."

Lu Chengwen sighed.

"Ha, very good, now we're in deep trouble."

"Long Aotian, this son of a gun, is definitely not going to die. I made him get beaten up and tricked him out of fifty billion. If he doesn't die, I will."

"This kind of deception can't go on forever, it will be exposed sooner or later."

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Lu Chengwen was very depressed: "Alright, from now on, you guys have to take care of yourselves. I'm very tired, I'm going home."

"Hey, don't go! We won a big victory today, let's celebrate!"

"Sorry, Xuejiao, I'm not in the mood."

"No, I feel that although Long Aotian has a strong background, I think you are much handsomer."

Lu Chengwen smiled bitterly: "What's the use of being handsome? Handsomeness is just a role to make the protagonist look good, to make everyone feel good."

"How come sometimes I can't understand what you're saying?"

"That's right, go, go."

Lu Chengwen called Zhao Gang: "Zhao Gang, I'm at Qianfeng, come pick me up."

Sitting in the back of the business car, Lu Chengwen couldn't be happy at all.

To save Leng Qingqiu, he not only completely offended the main character Long Aotian but also got him beaten up by Iron Lump Wang to the point of being fractured to pieces.

Now Leng Qingqiu and Xu Xuejiao are completely attached to him. Whether they stick to him or not is not important, what's important is that they now hate Long Aotian to death.

Lu Chengwen really admires Long Aotian.

Stupid! You're really stupid!

Can't even figure out such a simple thing, and you have to use a disguise to trick girls! And you got caught! And you didn't even succeed!

My God!

Is there a more stupid protagonist than you?

But then again, if it weren't for him, everything would follow the original plot.

In the end, it's because he constantly uses the system's abilities and the special information he knows, which others in this world don't, to make Long Aotian fail time and time again.

As long as I'm alive, I have to change the story to survive.

But as long as I change the story, the protagonist will hate me, the girls will dislike him and like me, and I won't be able to survive to the end.

Unsolvable!

This is unsolvable!

Lu Chengwen sighed: "Zhao Gang, what are you thinking about, not driving?"

At this moment, the car door was pulled open, and Xu Xuejiao immediately climbed in.

"What are you doing?"

"Leng Qingqiu said you took a bath with her, is it true?"

"Yes, I did, so what?"

Lu Chengwen deliberately said this.

"Oh." Xu Xuejiao said, "You two are deliberately trying to upset me, right?"

"What do you want?"

"Eh! Why are you always so mean to me?"

"I like it, that's just my personality. Get out of the car and go home, don't always run around."

"Hey! I've been helping you everywhere these days. Every time you need me, you want me to cooperate, and when you don't need me, you want me to scram! Do you know I'll be hurt?"

"Oh? You'll be hurt?"

Lu Chengwen clapped his hands: "Then go home quickly, and be sad and miserable."

Lu Chengwen pushed the car door: "Get out."

Xu Xuejiao sat in the boss's seat next to him, crossed her arms, and put her leg up: "I won't get out."

Lu Chengwen was annoyed: "Get out of the car!"

"I won't! I found out you're a pervert, sometimes good, sometimes bad. Are you just playing with me?"

"I'm almost dead, do you understand? I've already blocked my own path for Leng Qingqiu! Can't you just let me beg you? If you keep sticking to me, I really have no way out! Get out, lady!"

Xu Xuejiao looked at Lu Chengwen: "Fine! You dare to treat me like this!"

"Ha. What?"

Xu Xuejiao sat in the boss's seat by the door, put her leg up: "Sexual assault! Rape! Sexual assault! Rape! Lu Chengwen, sexual assault! Rape!"

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and quickly closed the car door: "Lady, how can you be like this? This... this kind of talk just comes out of your mouth?"

"Yes! I'm very rebellious, you didn't know, did you?"

Lu Chengwen's forehead was sweating: "You... you're a girl, don't always say those dirty words, okay? When you were tricking Long Aotian, you said things like sitting to pee, you should pay attention to your influence, okay?"

Xu Xuejiao suddenly looked pitiful: "Do you hate me?"

Lu Chengwen said gloomily: "Not really, but we haven't been in touch for years. You find me so annoying, can't you just because these two days... I did a little good, you stick to me? This doesn't make sense, lady!"

Xu Xuejiao laughed again: "Fine! This, you drink with me, get me drunk, and from now on I won't stick to you anymore."

"You really have a problem!"

Xu Xuejiao lowered the car window: "Sexual assault! Rape! Sexual assault..."

Lu Chengwen quickly closed the car window: "Drink, drink, drink, let's go, I'm going all out!"

The two secretly sneaked back home. Lu Chengwen prepared some food on his small balcony and had Zhao Gang bring some good wine. The two of them raised their glasses.

Lu Chengwen said: "We agreed, if I can drink you under the table, don't bother me anymore!"

"A gentleman's word is a promise."

"Cheers!"

Three hours later.

Lu Chengwen was laughing uncontrollably, Xu Xuejiao was sitting in Lu Chengwen's lap, one arm around his neck, the other holding a bottle of wine: "... My dad and mom think I'm a good girl, hahaha! But they don't know, I have a tattoo!"

"Really? I can't see it!"

"Of course you can't! It's in a very secret place!"

"Ha, how secret?"

"Do you want to see?"

"Yes."

"No, I won't show you! Ha!"

Lu Chengwen held his glass: "What about that Long Aotian, what does he have? If he weren't the protagonist, I'd kill him in a minute!"

"You're much handsomer."

"Of course, I'm the antagonist! Antagonists are all handsome, to satisfy everyone's desire for revenge on rich and handsome guys!"

"Ha, cheers, cheers! If you can drink me under the table, I'll show you my tattoo!"

"Oh?" Lu Chengwen's face was red, and he smiled lecherously: "Deal!"

...

The next morning.

Lu Chengwen felt a splitting headache.

He rubbed his head, sat up, and felt something was wrong. He turned his head and saw Xu Xuejiao lying next to him, her legs wrapped in a velvet blanket, extremely tempting.

"Damn! Again!? How much did I drink!?"