Chapter 101 of 887
Chapter 101: Four drunk fathers who became two fools
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"It's better to be stupid, better to be stupid!"
"Fortune favors fools!"
The drunk old man Xu is unusually easy to talk.
Faced with such a amiable father, Xu Lao Er is really a bit uncomfortable.
Under normal circumstances, shouldn't the old man copy the notes and take the
old three to have a meal?
However, Xu Lao Er only struggled for a moment, then stopped thinking about
it, and still drank enough.
In the end, both Father Xu and his three sons were drunk, and the four of them
got together and called them brothers and sisters.
If it weren't for Mrs. Xu's listening to the movement in this room, she came
over and took a look. The four of these fathers had already worshipped.
"I can meet my old lady!"
Looking at the drunken look of Mr. Xu and his sons, especially his posture of
Mr. Xu holding three chopsticks to worship his sons, Mrs. Xu was really angry.
Mrs. Xu hurriedly called her daughter-in-laws to help and separated the
people.
The four fathers were all drunk, so naturally the work in this field would
have to stop for a long time.
...
When Father Xu woke up after a while, the sun was already west.
To be precise, he was kicked awake by Fubao's kick.
Of course, this kick was not Fubao's initiative, but Mrs. Xu grabbed Fubao's
short legs and gave him a kick.
"Woke up?"
Mrs. Xu looked at the fascinated and staring old man Xu, and stretched out a
hand to twist his arm.
"hiss--"
Father Xu, who was screwed by his wife's wife, had a distorted face with pain,
and his teeth were straight.
"Daughter-in-law, pain, pain, pain!"
Father Xu hurriedly begged for mercy.
"How many times have I told you, drink less, drink less, why don't you have a
long memory?"
Mrs. Xu looked at Mr. Xu complainingly, "You become a second fool when you are
drunk, don't you have any points in your heart?"
"Daughter-in-law, me, I won't be stupid again, am I?"
Upon hearing Mrs. Xu's words, Mrs. Xu was shocked.
"What do you mean?"
Mrs. Xu punched Mr. Xu again, "If it weren't for my coincidence, you would now
have three more younger brothers!"
"Why?"
Old man Xu was dumbfounded.
"Why?" Mrs. Xu snorted, "You are holding your three melon sons to worship, why
do you say?"
"..."
Mr. Xu stopped speaking.
This is so special, but fortunately, he was stopped by his daughter-in-law.
Otherwise, how majestic will he be in front of his sons in the future?
wrong!
There must be more than one stupid thing that I did when I was drunk!
However, after Mr. Xu was drunk, his memory was fragmented. He has no memory
of what he said and did.
"Daughter-in-law, where are the bosses?"
Father Xu was stunned for a moment, and felt that he still had to act first to
make his father's prestige stronger.
"Where do I know?"
Mrs. Xu looked at Mr. Xu angrily, "They are like you, and they have become
second fools. At this moment, maybe they are still asleep!"
"Oh, that's good, that's good!"
Father Xu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that the three sons had also
become second fools. After all, in this way, what he did would not be known to
his sons.
However, Mr. Xu was obviously happy too early.
When it was time for dinner, the second child of Xu told the old man Xu and
said: "Father, the third child said you are stupid!"
"I do not have!"
Xu Lao Sanyi immediately denied Xu Lao Er's complaint. "Second brother, I
didn't offend you, why are you framing me?"
"you said!"
Xu Lao Er stared, "When drinking at noon, you just said it!"
"Father, you said that I am a silly melon, so I look like you!"
"From now on, you are not allowed to talk about me again!"