Chapter 2

? The Tycoon >

Tonight is Yao Bingbing's birthday, and Shi Mingwei has arranged a luxurious private room to celebrate. Over thirty classmates and friends were invited, and the atmosphere was lively and bustling.

"Kiss! Kiss..."

After a few rounds of drinks, the crowd began to cheer, urging Shi Mingwei and Yao Bingbing to show some affection.

At this moment, the door to the private room suddenly opened, and Chen Xiaobei stepped in.

"Why are you here? You're not welcome here!" Yao Bingbing said coldly.

"Peasant, are you still not giving up? Bingbing loves me. If you keep pestering, you'll only humiliate yourself!" Shi Mingwei said with a look of disdain.

Chen Xiaobei shook his head and said calmly, "Don't misunderstand. I've thought it through. Yao Bingbing and I are not the same kind of people. Forcing ourselves together won't bring happiness. I'm here to bless you and witness your happy moment."

"You know your place. Otherwise, I'd crush you in a second!" Shi Mingwei said with a smug smile. "Where were we? Let's continue!"

"Kiss! Kiss..."

"Mr. Shi! Give us a French kiss!"

"It has to last at least three minutes!"

The crowd began to cheer, taking out their phones to record this sweet and happy moment.

Shi Mingwei walked over with a showy air, put his left arm around Yao Bingbing's waist, and lifted her chin with his right hand, then kissed her passionately.

At the same time, Chen Xiaobei held a magical monkey hair, and in his heart, he shouted, "Transform into a pile of hot feces and go into Shi Mingwei's mouth!"

"Whoosh!"

Chen Xiaobei blew, and the magical monkey hair quickly flew toward Shi Mingwei's puckered mouth.

"Brother Wei? What's in your mouth?" Yao Bingbing was taken aback.

"Ugh..."

Suddenly, Shi Mingwei felt his mouth filled with something incredibly foul-smelling. His cheeks bulged, and with a "pfft," he spat out a large amount of yellow, watery, and stinky feces, splattering Yao Bingbing's face and head.

Seeing this, everyone was stunned, not knowing what had happened.

"Damn! Mr. Shi! Why did you vomit feces?"

Chen Xiaobei shouted at the top of his lungs, then opened his camera and went wild, snapping photos of this disgusting moment.

"Feces? Mr. Shi actually vomited... Ugh! I can't take it, I need to go outside and vomit..."

"Damn! How can you vomit that? It's too disgusting!"

"Let me out, I'm suffocating..."

The friends scrambled to escape the private room.

Shi Mingwei, still dazed, tasted it and confirmed it was feces. He suddenly widened his eyes, looked at the stunned Yao Bingbing for a second, and then both bent over and vomited wildly!

Ding—The magical monkey hair will remain effective for another three hours.

"Such a long time, they'll suffer enough!" Receiving the notification, Chen Xiaobei quickly pinched his nose and left the scene.

After rushing out of the KTV, Chen Xiaobei burst into laughter.

Thinking about Yao Bingbing's heartlessness and materialism, and Shi Mingwei's arrogance and bullying, Chen Xiaobei felt only one word—satisfied!

Of course, while it felt good, he wouldn't forget that he could take this revenge today all thanks to the Three Realms Red Packet Group!

"The magical monkey hair is a great treasure! Unfortunately, only one is left, so I must use it carefully. Now, I need to find a place to check out the other two new treasures!"

Chen Xiaobei calmed down and immediately ran to a deserted alley next to the KTV!

"Let's start with the Eight Trigrams Evolution Divine Pattern from Laozi! As the leader of the Three Pure Ones, his status is extremely high, and anything he gives must be a top-tier treasure!"

Chen Xiaobei opened the treasure box and pressed the extraction button with great anticipation.

Buzz—

A brilliant light emerged from the phone and began to evolve and transform in front of Chen Xiaobei.

The Taiji, the Two Instruments, the Four Symbols, the Five Elements, the Eight Trigrams, the Ten Heavenly Stems, the Twelve Earthly Branches, the Twenty-Four Solar Terms, the constellations, and all things in the world...

In an instant, a universe was created!

"Awesome! This is way cooler than Hollywood special effects!" Chen Xiaobei was amazed.

Ding—The Eight Trigrams Evolution Divine Pattern allows the user to predict good and bad fortune, observe the rise and fall of qi, and analyze feng shui. Do you want to use it?

"Use it! Must use it!"

Chen Xiaobei tapped the screen, and the brilliant divine pattern quickly merged into his left palm.

After a moment of deep contemplation, he raised his left hand and began to calculate.

"Come on! Let me, the master, calculate today's qi..."

Chen Xiaobei had mastered the true secrets of the Eight Trigrams Evolution. Compared to the half-baked feng shui masters on the market, he was the real deal!

Suddenly, he widened his eyes in shock and exclaimed, "Damn! Due south! A romantic encounter is coming!"

Before he could finish speaking, a beautiful girl ran over quickly.

Her features were exquisitely beautiful, her skin smooth like jade, her figure tall and well-proportioned, and her long, white legs were a sight to behold, enough to make any man's blood boil.

Coincidentally, Chen Xiaobei recognized her: "The top of the four school beauties, Lan Mengchen!"

The school forum had selected four beauties, and Lan Mengchen was known for her perfect beauty and cold, elegant demeanor. She was low-key and had no scandals, making her the most popular and recognized perfect goddess!

In the past, Chen Xiaobei, having Yao Bingbing, hadn't paid much attention to the four school beauties.

But now, upon a closer look, he was utterly amazed by Lan Mengchen! In comparison, Yao Bingbing was just a nobody!

"Help! Sir, please save me..." Lan Mengchen, running too fast, crashed into Chen Xiaobei's chest.

"So soft..." Chen Xiaobei was hit by two firm and soft mounds, almost causing a nosebleed.

"What do you mean, 'so soft'?" Lan Mengchen was tense, her beautiful big eyes constantly looking behind her.

"Ahem, nothing..." Chen Xiaobei shook his head and asked, "What happened?"

"Hmph! I'll tell you!" At this moment, a group of menacing men followed, led by a red-haired man who said arrogantly, "I fancy this girl! She has to be with me tonight!"

Behind him were at least ten henchmen, their appearance and attire clearly marking them as thugs.

"Sir, save me! I will repay you well!" Lan Mengchen clung to Chen Xiaobei's sleeve, nervous.

"Uh... Miss, there are so many of them, how can I save you?" Chen Xiaobei was sweating.

He was just an ordinary college student, barely passing physical education, how could he fight these thugs?

"Isn't it always in web novels that when a beauty is in danger, the protagonist comes to save her? You look like a protagonist!" Lan Mengchen was very anxious, almost grasping at straws.

"Miss, this is real life! Acting like a web novel protagonist will get you killed..." Chen Xiaobei had a pained expression.

"Brat! If you don't want to die, scram! Don't get in the way of Rooster Brother's game!" A bald man stepped forward, furious.

"Hmm?"

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly, "Don't come any closer! Otherwise, there will be bloodshed!"