Chapter 4

On the computer screen was a post from the school forum.

The title read —— "Rich Boy Shi Spends a Fortune to Celebrate Girlfriend's Birthday, Live Streaming Now!"

The post contained many photos, such as Shi Mingwei and Yao Bingbing's intimate interactions, blowing out candles, making wishes, and cutting the cake. Each photo was incredibly sweet and happy.

"Old Three, don't be sad..."

"Old Three, just let it go. This kind of绿茶婊 (green tea b*tch) isn't worth it!"

"Bro Three! Hang in there! Don't do anything stupid!"

The three roommates were all worried about Chen Xiaobei, fearing he would be upset.

However, Chen Xiaobei just smiled lightly and asked, "How long has it been since you three refreshed the post?"

"What do you mean?" Zhou Zitao asked.

"Refresh it quickly!" Zhang Fengyi reminded.

Li Ming hurriedly clicked to refresh.

The next second, the three of them were completely stunned!

The post had been updated with many new photos, and each one could only be described with three words —— heavy! taste!

Exiting the post, the entire forum's homepage was flooded with this news.

—— "Rich Boy Shi Vomits, Girlfriend Gets Vomited On, Birthday Celebration Turns into a Gold Shower!"

—— "Science Explains: Why Did Rich Boy Shi Vomit?"

—— "What Does Vomit Taste Like? How Does It Feel? @Shi Mingwei, @Yao Bingbing."

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"Damn! The forum is exploding! How can Yao Bingbing show her face again?"

"That green tea b*tch deserves it! For messing with our Old Three! Karma!"

"Refresh quickly, I want to see more!"

The three roommates were already speechless, completely immersed in this heavy-taste news.

Chen Xiaobei smiled without a word, keeping his achievements and reputation hidden.

After a simple wash, Chen Xiaobei lay down on the bed, ready to see if there were any more red packets to grab.

Only he knew that dealing with the cheating couple and rescuing Lan Mengchen were all thanks to the Three Realms Red Packet Group.

The red packets in there were all treasures, the more the better!

At this moment, his phone suddenly vibrated.

Ding —— Marshal Tianpeng has requested to add you as a friend.

Chen Xiaobei was taken aback, and the first thing that came to his mind was a pig's head: "Second Master? Why would he add me? Did he discover that I'm an outsider?"

Today was the day the Three Realms Immortal Network was launched, and Chen Xiaobei had definitely entered the Three Realms Red Packet Group due to a system glitch. If it was exposed, he would be kicked out for sure!

What should he do?

"Right! I'll cast a divination!"

Chen Xiaobei had a sudden idea, immediately calculated with his fingers, and then relaxed: "Good omen, I can safely add Second Master."

He clicked to accept and immediately received a message.

Marshal Tianpeng: Fellow Daoist, hello! (Three shy emojis)

"Uh..."

Chen Xiaobei imagined a shy pig's head, feeling a chill, and replied stiffly: "Hello, Marshal Tianpeng. I wonder what business you have with me?"

Marshal Tianpeng: Did you just grab three marriage talismans?

Chen Xiaobei: Yes.

Marshal Tianpeng: Could you give one to me? I'm willing to trade for it.

Chen Xiaobei: What does Marshal need a marriage talisman for?

Marshal Tianpeng: I want to be with Fairy Chang'e... (N shy emojis)

Chen Xiaobei: I understand. (One sweating emoji)

Everyone in the Three Realms knew about Second Master and Chang'e.

Since Chen Xiaobei considered the marriage talismans as useless, trading one away was no big deal.

But the question was, what should he trade for?

Chen Xiaobei knew nothing about immortal items, so he thought for a moment and replied: "Does Marshal have any of Sun Wukong's magical monkey hairs? If so, we can trade."

Marshal Tianpeng: I really don't have any... Master Brother went crazy sending red packets today, and his fur is already bald in spots. It will be hard to get more in the short term. (Three sweating emojis)

Chen Xiaobei was a bit disappointed. Since the divination showed a good omen and Second Master seemed a bit silly, he decided to be straightforward.

Chen Xiaobei: Does Second Master have anything that mortals can use?

Marshal Tianpeng: Mortal use? I don't have anything on hand, but I can go back to Gao Village.

A row of black lines appeared behind Chen Xiaobei's head; Gao Village actually existed.

Thinking about it, he was so poor he was almost eating dirt, so he replied: "Alright, then get me some gold and jewels."

Marshal Tianpeng: Gold and jewels are trivial and vulgar. Do you think it's fair to trade them for a marriage talisman?

Chen Xiaobei: It's fair, it's fair. Consider it a way to make friends with Marshal.

Marshal Tianpeng: Good! I'll definitely make friends with you! Wait, I'll go find them!

Chen Xiaobei grinned, feeling secretly pleased: "Gold is useless to you but very useful to me! Trading a useless item for treasure, I'm making a huge profit, hehe..."

"Old Three! Come and look quickly! The forum is being flooded by another post!" At this moment, Zhang Fengyi shouted.

"Is there any post more explosive than Shi Mingwei vomiting?" Chen Xiaobei, curious, jumped out of bed and went over to look.

—— "Campus Beauty Lan Mengchen Goes Out with Mysterious Man! Returns to Dormitory Late at Night Together!"

Below the large title were many photos as evidence.

The comments were mostly from Lan Mengchen's die-hard fans, filled with envy, jealousy, and curses on the 'mysterious man's' ancestors!

"Are people so bored these days? Posting this kind of stuff is worse than masturbation..." Chen Xiaobei felt guilty.

Fortunately, the photos were taken at night, and his face wasn't clear, or it would have been a big problem.

"Bro Three! The mysterious man in the photo is wearing the same clothes as you! Could it be you?" Li Ming's eyes widened in surprise.

"What! Brat! What's your relationship with our Blue Goddess?"

Zhou Zitao and Zhang Fengyi, upon hearing this, immediately slammed the table and walked towards Chen Xiaobei, ready to fight.

These two were Lan Mengchen's die-hard fans and wouldn't let Chen Xiaobei off easily.

Chen Xiaobei swallowed hard. Explaining now would be futile, so he decided to go the opposite way: "Fine! I admit, Lan Mengchen is my girlfriend!"

Upon hearing this, the three roommates were stunned.

"Old Three, when did you learn to brag?" Zhou Zitao rolled his eyes.

"I'm not bragging. The person in the photo is really me! I had the courage to admit it, and you don't believe me!" Chen Xiaobei said.

"Bro Three! This bragging is too low-level..." Li Ming shook his head and continued reading the post.

"Old Three, I have to educate you. You're so poor you can't even afford food, and you dare to fantasize about the Blue Goddess? Don't forget! The Lan family is the top family in Qingteng City, only the top few rich boys have the资格 (qualification) to pursue the Blue Goddess!" Zhang Fengyi said.

"Whatever, I've admitted it. Believe it or not, it's up to you." Chen Xiaobei shrugged, silently praising his own cleverness.

At this moment, his phone vibrated.

—— "Received a red packet from Marshal Tianpeng!"

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