Chapter 74

"Hey, apologize right now."

Who do you think you are, to toy with the sentiments and dreams of my little girl like this?

"That song you just sang, you wrote it too, didn't you?"

The other party continued, but it was confusing.

"None of your business."

I couldn't help but curse. Facing the wind-rolling banner, I made a gesture indicating I was ready to fight.

"Are you Lin Youde? Amuro? Or Char?"

My hair stood on end as I looked around. Is this the prelude to forcing me to commit violence and kill to silence you? I waved the wind-rolling banner away and said coldly,

"Who are you?"

The curtain was suddenly lifted.

"Don't you know how hard I've been looking for you?"

A petite and delicate figure sat down, glaring at me with gritted teeth. The first thing I saw was a light pink long dress, then the slender waist it wrapped, contrasting with her skin as white as frost and face as tender as jade, with delicate eyebrows and bright eyes, truly the embodiment of the saying "bright eyes and good at glancing, eyes like a pool of autumn water."

But the deep, clear eyes, sparkling with a cunning and intelligent light, made me think, how shady. However, the words she spoke left me speechless.

"The prodigal son of the Luo family, the weirdo with strange ideas, Xia..."

"The eccentric genius of the Eight-Leaf Luo clan, the chief talent of the Eastern Borneo fief..."

"Momoda..."

Hearing these seemingly familiar titles, my confidence waned a bit.

"Do we know each other well?"

"I've been looking for you for years."

What's going on? Is this some leftover romantic entanglement from my predecessor? Or a young lady fiancée who has traveled a thousand miles to find her husband? My mind was a mess, but I couldn't find a match.

"Causing trouble everywhere, making my subordinates run around like mad."

"Half of the people in the north are spreading your name, the other half are ready to catch you for a reward, dead or alive."

"Even the people I sent to find you have suffered many losses."

She almost scolded me to the point of losing her composure, but her shady appearance and sweet, crisp voice made it hard to get angry, like a hurried little kitten rubbing against your leg and cooing.

Realizing her loss of composure, she took a deep breath and suddenly said something that made me pale.

"Or should I call you, you damn lolicon?"

These words hit me like a bolt of lightning, making me stand up in shock.

What does this mean?

Okay, I told myself, this is a timeline influenced by穿越者 (time travelers), so some advanced terms are not surprising.

But I couldn't help reaching for the crossbow hanging inside, only to find it empty, remembering I had left it in the inn. I then felt for the "Qingluan" given to me by Ten, calculating the distance and possibility of a sudden attack.

Then, sitting in the carriage, she slightly lifted the corner of her mouth and said another sentence.

"Lolis have three good points..."

These words seemed to have a magical effect, and I involuntarily shouted,

"Soft voice, gentle body, easy to push over..."

"Mature women have three good points..."

Like a secret code, I stepped forward and loudly said,

"Beer, bath, young grass;"

She hesitated for a moment and replied in a low voice,

"Queens have three wonders:"

"Horse, candle, whip play;"

"Quiet girls have three tricks:"

"Eye mask, bandage, few expressions;"

After the last sentence, I relaxed a bit, at least we were from the same era.

Then, a sense of familiarity, hesitation, and even caution and vigilance mixed in my heart. I added,

"Two tigers cannot coexist on the same mountain..."

"Unless one is male and the other female..."

She reluctantly replied.

"I guessed it was you, the strange breed of the Southern Sea fief..."

"Comrade..."

"Shut up, I hate those twisted beings who avoid social responsibilities and human evolutionary instincts the most."

"Okay, I don't know this classmate..."

I changed my tone,

"Are you from Wuyou, Mopu, or Tianya?"

"I'm not a public intellectual or a fresh and clean girl... I don't have the hobby of lowering my IQ on Weibo..."

"Then are you from Hongxiu, Jinjiang, or Fengyi?"

"I only like yaoi, not yuri... I also mix in ChaoDa and TieXue, and yes, LongKong, which is only yaoi, and the most yellow military network, and the most military yellow network."

"Is it the Southern Dynasty or the Northern Dynasty?"

"Of course, it's the war between the Southern and Northern Dynasties."

Well, I can't describe my feelings now with tears. There are many girls who like the internet, but those interested in military history are rare.

If you remove the fake and real cross-dressers, those who only act cute and innocent to attract attention, those who seek attention through sensationalism, and those who often post physiological health topics to dominate forums, as well as those who use history to promote yaoi, those who claim nothing is straight, those who invent historical truths, and those who are repeatedly tricked by posts and become brainwashed fans of the Qing dynasty and fruit preserves,

The remaining types with normal values and academic foundations, in a population of over a billion, are rarer than pandas.

And to meet one after I traveled through time is a miraculous probability that defies time and space. But what is more miraculous than time travel itself?

Of course, in reality, whether it's tears of joy when meeting a fellow countryman or a betrayal from behind, depends on the outcome of our negotiations.

"Lu Xia, another name is Wang Yangming... a monk who stayed at Hai University... soul-traveled."

I thought for a moment and reintroduced myself.

"Yuwen Luoluo, once named... not important, I'm a white-collar worker, also soul-traveled."

"Pleased to meet you... I wonder why you were looking for me..."

"Are you really a time traveler?"

She couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Of course, I'm considering how two time travelers can complement each other's advantages in this chaotic world and work together to survive better."

Well, I was actually looked down upon. After a moment, I made a gesture to lower my guard.

"You really are an incurable lolicon..."

She looked at me, who was crouching and hugging my head, as if afraid something important would be taken away.

"Good taste... high standards..."

"Likewise, don't tell me you're actually the hidden attribute of Tian Shan Tongmu..."

"At least I was reborn into a good family, how does it feel to start over?"

"Like hell, from the womb, I could only eat and sleep, unconscious all day."

"After I could walk, I had to be manipulated by others, and any instinctive action would cause a big fuss. Then, as I grew up, I had to deal with a bunch of scheming people..."

"Isn't that the dream of time-traveling girls, the palace and family drama?"

"Please, I almost got killed several times. At first, I could only pretend to be cute and sensible to get protection from my elders and secretly accumulate resources..."

"Do you know, compared to you men who can naturally inherit the family business..."

"As a girl, being praised for being smart and capable, managing such a large family business, is incredibly hard and difficult..."

"A bunch of relatives eyeing me, always looking for an excuse to marry me off for a good price and divide my assets..."

"You could escape the Luo family's conflicts and run to Guangzhou, but I had nowhere to run..."

"Many people secretly hoped I would make a mistake so they could get rid of me and use me as a pretty decoration and a tool for reproduction..."

"I had to act cute and harmless, even in my dreams, do you know that?"

She was so bitter and resentful that I couldn't even interrupt, only listening passively, deeply feeling the frustration and depression of years of pent-up emotions.

After venting a lot of bitterness, she slowly regained her composure.

Taking the handkerchief I offered, she wiped her tears and softly said,

"Thank you..."

"Since we've met... what are your plans next?"

After a preliminary exchange of our situations, I thought for a moment and said.

"Of course, an alliance would be best, but if not, at least an agreement not to interfere with each other..."

Yuwen Luoluo, or the female time traveler, frankly said, but such pragmatic words from her mouth had a certain contrast.

"To be honest, I can't see what I, who can't return home and has only a few followers, have that's worth an alliance..."

I shook my head.

"Alliances are only meaningful when both parties have relatively equal strength and positions..."

"You're too undervaluing yourself..."

She glanced at me with a smile.

"The great reputation you've built in the north isn't undeserved..."

"If you say it's worthless, aren't you proving that those famous people are just empty vessels?"

"Given your previous identity, the Lingnan court can't ignore you. If you return safely, they will surely promote you and reward you as an example."

"Stirring up the entire Northern Dynasty is no small feat..."

"Moreover, the Luo family's foundation isn't just in Borneo, Guangnan is your base..."

"This time, you befriended Madam Chen, who isn't an easy person. The Chen and Ning families behind her are influential clans in the Lingnan region..."

"From the moment you saved Madam Chen, you were drawn into the conflicts from the Southern Dynasty's high ranks to the local level, even if you try to stay out of it..."

"That's why Madam Chen specially sent you guards..."

"You are important evidence and justification, useful in critical situations..."

"If your background and origins are revealed, it will be even more convincing and effective, it's up to you how you handle it."

Her analysis gave me a sense of clarity, and I realized my previous perspective was too narrow.

"Thank you for the advice..."

I sincerely thanked her.

"It's not about giving you advice..."

Her expression changed, and I sensed a hint of tsundere.

"Just to thank you for listening to my rambling..."

I then remembered that I had left Feng Juanqi and the others waiting for too long. Fortunately, they were considerate enough to stay at a distance, showing no signs of impatience, which improved my opinion of them.

"Just ran into an old acquaintance... I'll introduce you to them."

I said to them.

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