Chapter 82

"Old Lin, you're actually an appraiser, how come I didn't know!" Zhu Lubin slapped Lin Yiming's back hard from behind.

Lin Yiming turned around, looked at Zhu Lubin with disdain, said a few words, and then turned to leave.

"Do you think I'm like you?"

Zhu Lubin's eyes were momentarily dazed. After a moment, he realized he had been looked down upon. Lin Yiming said he liked to show off, which was really unfair. When had he ever shown off? He just had a pair of skillful hands!

After Lin Yiming left, Guoguo naturally followed him.

"Name, age, realm." Seeing such a cute little girl, Gong Wanqiu's voice softened involuntarily.

"My name is Guoguo, I..." Guoguo hesitated for a long time, then turned around, hugged Lin Yiming's arm, and asked with a bright voice, "Big Brother Yiming, how old am I this year?"

"This..." Lin Yiming scratched his head. Guoguo didn't even know her own age, so how could he know? But for the registration, he had to say something, so he decided to make it up.

Looking at Guoguo's little face, Lin Yiming thought for a moment and replied, "Guoguo is twelve years old this year."

"Oh." Little Guoguo responded happily, then ran excitedly to Gong Wanqiu and shouted, "I'm twelve years old."

Gong Wanqiu was amused by Guoguo's cute appearance and covered her mouth to laugh. Her laughter echoed, "Then what is your realm?"

"Realm?" Guoguo turned around again and looked at Lin Yiming, "Big Brother Yiming, what is my realm?"

The crowd burst into laughter again at Guoguo's question. This little girl was already twelve, not so young, but she looked like a four or five-year-old child. Was there something wrong with her intelligence?

"Guoguo, you are at the first level of Martial Dao Lingxin!" Lin Yiming answered confidently. He couldn't clearly see Guoguo's realm, but it seemed to be the first level of Martial Dao Lingxin.

"Twelve years old and at the first level of Martial Dao Lingxin, not bad." Gong Wanqiu nodded lightly. It was good, but just good. After recording Guoguo's information, she continued, "Alright, now tell me, what are you good at?"

"Good at?" Guoguo frowned in difficulty, thought for a long time, then looked at Gong Wanqiu with a sad face and asked softly, "Does being able to eat count?"

Gong Wanqiu's head snapped up, staring straight at Guoguo, her mind momentarily blank. She never expected to get such an answer. Since leaving Qi Wang Academy and coming to Li Huo Academy to handle the registration, this was the first time she had heard such a strange answer.

Although Guoguo's voice was not loud, her words were heard by the surrounding crowd.

"Eating? What kind of special skill is that?" A slim girl covered her mouth and laughed softly.

"Eating is a special skill? In that case, I have a special skill too!" A man who was even fatter than Zhu Lubin looked delighted.

"Are you stupid? How can that be a special skill?" A man dressed more elaborately than the others looked at the fat man with disdain.

Gong Wanqiu, hearing the chaotic voices, looked at Guoguo with amusement and asked with a smile, "So, how much can you eat?" Although the other person's special skill was funny, as the person in charge of registration, she still had to continue asking.

"Guoguo can eat a lot, a lot." Guoguo's little face showed deep pride.

As soon as Guoguo finished speaking, a voice from below asked, "Little sister, how much is a lot?"

"Right, little sister, your stomach is so small, can you eat a whole chicken in one meal?"

Laughter echoed from the crowd. Guoguo's appearance made people want to tease her.

Hearing this, Guoguo pouted, raised a small fist, and shook it in front of her, "Not at all, Guoguo can eat a lot. Big Brother Yiming, tell them, can Guoguo eat a lot?"

As soon as Lin Yiming heard Guoguo's words, he nodded vigorously, "Indeed, Guoguo can eat a lot. She can easily eat two adult cows in one meal."

After saying this, thinking about how Guoguo usually only ate until she was slightly full, Lin Yiming felt that he had underestimated the amount. But after hearing his words, the crowd burst into laughter again.

"Two adult cows, even a calf, she can't eat."

"Right, do you know how big two cows are? She is so small, where can she put two cows?"

No one believed that Guoguo could eat two adult cows. It was too exaggerated.

"I never lie." Lin Yiming pulled Guoguo and raised his voice, "I am a Master Appraiser!"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the noise around them instantly disappeared. By saying this, he was using his identity as a Master Appraiser, putting his reputation on the line. This was likely not a lie. Even a junior appraiser's words would rarely be doubted.

Due to the special nature of the appraiser profession, they paid particular attention to their reputation.

"Alright, eating can also be considered a special skill." Gong Wanqiu wrote "very good at eating" behind Guoguo's name and then asked, "Besides eating, do you have any other special skills?"

"Does sleeping count?" Guoguo's eyes lit up when she heard that eating was a special skill.

Lin Yiming clearly saw a cold sweat appear on Gong Wanqiu's forehead as Guoguo asked this question.

"Sleeping doesn't count. Alright, next person." Gong Wanqiu pointed to the side and randomly pointed to Ouyang Aoting.

"My name is Ouyang Aoting, the 'proud' in pride and the 'thunder' in thunder. I am sixteen years old this year, and my realm is the second level of Martial Dao Lingxin." Ouyang Aoting introduced himself before Gong Wanqiu could speak.

"Do you have any special skills?" Gong Wanqiu's delicate face twitched slightly when she said "special skills." This guy was with the little girl from before; he wouldn't have another strange special skill, would he?

"I... I don't know if running away counts as a special skill." Ouyang Aoting cautiously said, "I am particularly timid, so I am especially good at running away."

"Alright, running away also counts as a special skill." Gong Wanqiu quickly recorded Ouyang Aoting's information and then pointed to Zhu Lubin, "This fat guy, you're next."

Zhu Lubin, being called a fat guy, did not get angry at all. Instead, he looked as if it was a great honor. He smiled broadly, his fat body trembling, and ran to Gong Wanqiu.

"Hey, do you think this fat guy can eat a lot." A voice suddenly sounded from the crowd, "That little girl could eat two cows, so how many cows can this fat guy eat?"

"At least ten cows in one meal!" Someone nearby laughed.

"Name, age, realm." Gong Wanqiu's face was still normal, but when she saw Zhu Lubin, her expression darkened.

"My name is Zhu Lubin, the 'red' in red and the 'lips' in red lips." Zhu Lubin stared intently at Gong Wanqiu's captivating red lips, his mouth twisted into a lecherous grin, and his words became increasingly vulgar, "My 'road' is a winding path, a muddy path. 'B' is for 'polite' in polite. I am a gentleman, a fat gentleman."

"As for age, I am sixteen this year, the age of vigor and energy. As for realm, it's not too long and not too short, just right, the first level of Martial Dao Lingxin, which is just right."

Gong Wanqiu's face became increasingly ugly. Did this fat guy really think she couldn't understand his words?

She waved her hand, interrupting Zhu Lubin, who seemed to want to continue, and said coldly, "Enough, do you have any special skills?"

"Of course, I have special skills." Zhu Lubin's face lit up, and he waved his hands, which were as thick as pig hooves, in front of Gong Wanqiu, "Look at these hands, just look at these hands..."

"Ha ha..."

As soon as Lin Yiming heard this, he immediately understood what Zhu Lubin was going to say and burst out laughing.

"These hands are so perfect, so delicate, so flawless." Zhu Lubin waved his hands, looking at Gong Wanqiu as if she were his beloved, "These hands can make you burn with desire, make you feel like you're in heaven, make you unable to stop, make you experience the joy of being a woman. These hands can make the top courtesan in the brothel reach the peak of pleasure in just a few moments..."

Gong Wanqiu was stunned by Zhu Lubin's words. It wasn't until he became increasingly outrageous, spitting saliva, and even a drop of saliva landed on her face that she reacted.

"Get out, get out of here!"

Gong Wanqiu suddenly turned into a shrew, pointing at Zhu Lubin's nose and shouting loudly. Her voice was so high that it made Lin Yiming, who was nearby, feel a buzzing in his ears.

"I was just telling the truth..." Zhu Lubin looked aggrieved.

"Get out!" Gong Wanqiu pointed outside, her white face now ashen, her firm breasts heaving violently. This fat guy was really bold, daring to flirt with her in front of everyone. She would make them know the consequences of flirting with her!

Looking at the already recorded paper, Gong Wanqiu grabbed the brush and marked a large 'X' behind each of the four people, then wrote: These four are all oddballs, lunatics, send them to the Hellish West Courtyard!

"Next, you..." After recording everything, Gong Wanqiu pointed to the next person.

Zhu Lubin walked away reluctantly.

"Ah, what a pity, just like that. Old Lin, didn't you see, when the beauty was angry, her big breasts were bouncing so beautifully, like two big meatballs. And her pouting lips, so tempting, so tempting. Fat Master must pursue her."

Looking at the figures of Lin Yiming and Zhu Lubin as they left, laughter echoed from the top of the mountain.

"Ha ha, they are hilarious, are these four here to make us laugh?"

"Right, I can't stop laughing. These four are truly oddballs."

"Well said, none of these four are normal. The only one who seems normal is Lin Yiming."

"Don't praise Lin Yiming just because he is a Master Appraiser. Don't worry, everyone is laughing. Even if Lin Yiming wants to take revenge, he won't find anyone. I think Lin Yiming is the most abnormal."

"Right, look, Lin Yiming, a Master Appraiser, instead of focusing on his appraisal skills, he insists on learning martial arts. Isn't that a sign of a broken mind? And the other three, one is a fool who doesn't even know her age or realm, only knows how to eat. Another is a coward who only knows how to run away. The last one, the fat guy, is the most bizarre, his special skill is flirting with women, and even with the female teacher of the academy."

"None of these four are normal. What kind of people are they!"