Chapter 76

When Wang Tian saw the picture Lin Feng posted, he sighed and said, "This, I really can't come up with."

The picture Lin Feng posted was of a queen, not the kind with a whip and candles, but a real queen! This elegant and noble woman wore a crown and a snow-white palace dress, with a face of unparalleled beauty. Even though it was a static image, it made one feel that her demeanor must be graceful and refined. She stood there, timeless and unchanging... Most importantly, under her white dress, her chest was not small, and her buttocks were plump... Her world-renowned beauty and regal demeanor carried a hint of sensuality.

Not only was her appearance and demeanor otherworldly, but her figure could only be described as perfect... It was only natural that she wore such attire; a flat-chested queen was unimaginable.

On Earth, some women with whips are also called 'queens,' but compared to a real queen, they are like chickens before a phoenix, no, not even chickens, but dung beetles...

Wang Tian also tried to imagine some big stars wearing the same outfit, but he found that even if those big stars wore such outfits, they would only become a laughingstock. If his previous 'girlfriends' wore them, their appearances wouldn't be much different, but their demeanor was far inferior.

"Wait a moment before deleting it; I want to copy it and use it as my computer wallpaper..." Wang Tian said.

"Bro, do you think the system is a computer where you can plug in a USB drive?" Lin Feng chuckled, "How about it, this one can count as two, right?"

"We are comparing the girls we've dated, and this one is definitely not someone you could date with your ant-like strength." Wang Tian said.

"She indeed isn't... I showed it to prove that the women in our cultivation realm are stronger than those on Earth." Lin Feng said.

"Are you always jerking off to her picture?"

"Shh..." Lin Feng quickly made a hushing gesture, "I dare not. If anyone has impure thoughts about her, she can sense it. If she gets angry, a single thought can destroy that person..."

"Really that strong!" Wang Tian was shocked.

"Fine, she can count as two," although Wang Tian knew this queen wasn't his girlfriend, he didn't mind, as not all the ones he showed were his either. The competition had escalated from comparing the girls they dated to a showdown between Earth and the cultivation realm.

"But... you have a trump card, and so do I. Watch this." Wang Tian finished and posted Fu Xiaoyu's picture.

"This woman is beautiful, but she doesn't compare to my queen. What kind of trump card is this?" Lin Feng was puzzled after seeing the picture.

"Her appearance may not compare, but her profession is very special. She is my teacher, the mentor at your academy..." Wang Tian said, "This is someone I truly dated. You wouldn't dare to date your mentor, right?"

"Uh," Lin Feng was depressed, "In our cultivation realm, mentors are all old men in their hundreds..."

"So, I win, 7 to 6. Give me 100 gold coins quickly."

"Beep"

Player 27859391 has recharged 100 gold coins for you. Please check.

Lin Feng was straightforward and directly gave the gold coins to Wang Tian.

Wang Tian chuckled, earning 100 gold coins effortlessly, not bad.

"You didn't come to me today just to chat and compare girlfriends, right? What's up?" Wang Tian said.

"Actually, I have something. When I first came to the cultivation realm, it was quite interesting, but later I found it very boring..." Lin Feng said dejectedly.

"You found it boring on Earth, and now you find cultivation boring. What's your problem? Are you looking for an NPC to play the game for you in the cultivation realm?" Wang Tian was speechless.

"That's not it," Lin Feng smiled awkwardly, "Using an NPC to play the game can only happen once. The plugin I used last time wasn't a traditional computer plugin but a unique item that can't be used again... You know, we gamers gain skill experience with each practice, no need to focus. But in the cultivation realm, each breath practice takes a long time, and sitting there doing nothing is boring, right?"

"You have a point..." Wang Tian also found practicing Xingyi Quan and Hard Qi Gong boring. Each practice only added a bit of experience, lacking the freshness of ordinary people's training.

"So, I want you to give me something fun from Earth to pass the time while I cultivate..."

"Wait... you mean we can trade items?" Wang Tian's eyes lit up.

"Our situation is very special, so in the entire game, only we can trade items..."

"That's great! Quickly trade me a cultivation realm magical treasure, so I can dominate on Earth..." Wang Tian was almost jumping with excitement.

"Nice try! The spiritual energy on Earth is so thin that even the best magical treasures would just be decorations." Lin Feng had to bring him down.

Wang Tian calmed down after hearing Lin Feng's words. If he used a magical treasure from the cultivation realm to wreak havoc on Earth, it would be a super bug. Such a thing couldn't happen.

"So, what fun things from Earth do you want?" he asked.

"Just give me a computer and download some single-player games..." Lin Feng said.

"But do you have electricity there?" Wang Tian asked.

"Even without electricity, it's fine. We have electric-type beasts here. Taking their crystal cores and controlling the energy output to the computer works. A first-level electric-type beast's crystal core can power a computer for a year." Lin Feng said.

"You playing a computer in the cultivation realm..." Wang Tian thought it was ridiculous. "How about this, I'll give you an iPad. A computer is too big and conspicuous. But how can I trade it to you?"

"See the pigeon-shaped icon next to the chat panel? That's where we can transfer items. On Earth, QQ can transfer files, and we can transfer items." Lin Feng had used chat software to try to date girls on Earth before.

"Using our lingo, send it to me via pigeon..." Lin Feng said.

"Alright, I'll go buy an iPad..." Wang Tian said, about to close the chat window.

"Wait..." Lin Feng stopped him, "One won't do, I need ten!"

"Why so many?"

"To give one to each of my girls, you know." Lin Feng smiled lecherously.

"Ten! Do you think I'm a tycoon? An iPad costs 5000 gold coins, ten is 50,000! Most importantly, you're not using them for anything serious, but to date girls. You've already got them, how can I bear it?"

Wang Tian imagined a scene where a fairy-like beauty on a cliff released a spell and then took out an iPad to play. The image was beautiful, but it felt somehow off.

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