Chapter 7

Last time, the story went that Liu Shoucai and the Azure Fire Falcon entered the village and almost got flattened by a grinding stone that fell from the sky. Liu Shoucai, who detested being forced to do things, was roused to anger, cursing the Azure Fire Falcon and rolling up his sleeves, ready to fight to the death in the village.

"Mr. Bai, I'm getting angry, I'm about to lose it! Argh, woof, moo, baa!" The Azure Fire Falcon clacked its beak and wriggled its body, trying to break free and restore its magnificent form.

Just as it was wriggling, Liu Shoucai lunged at it, pulling back his neck and shouted, "Little Liu, Mr. Bai is male."

Then he felt a heavy weight, and the world spun around.

Liu Shoucai hugged the Azure Fire Falcon and rolled a long distance, and then both of them suddenly bounced up from the ground, about twenty centimeters high.

But they didn't jump; they were shaken up.

Another grinding stone fell from the sky!

This one was even bigger, with a diameter of four meters and a thickness of over one meter, landing on the ground and sinking in by about ten centimeters.

"Is, is this a set?" Liu Shoucai swallowed hard and asked with difficulty.

"Your grandpa, I, I, Mr. Bai, I, I..." The Azure Fire Falcon, seeing such a large object fall from the sky where it had just stood, trembled and couldn't form a complete sentence, utterly terrified. Even if it were the real Azure Fire Falcon, it would have been flattened into a meat patty. It could probably be used directly for a Mexican chicken wrap.

"Get out! Get out! Get out of here! Get out of this place!!!"

This time, a stronger wave of resentment came from the grinding stone, forming shockwaves that distorted the air around them, creating circular shockwaves in front of the man and the beast.

Liu Shoucai, caught off guard, was knocked to the ground by the shockwaves, rolling several meters like a tumbleweed.

"Phew!" He accidentally bit his lip and spat out a mouthful of blood.

The Azure Fire Falcon called out emotionally, "Little Liu, I didn't expect you to protect me? Mr. Bai is so moved!"

"Move your ass! I forgot to use you as a shield!" Liu Shoucai shouted angrily.

"..."

The Azure Fire Falcon felt a bit hurt.

"Did you see where it came from?" the Azure Fire Falcon asked.

"I saw it, it came from the north." Liu Shoucai stood up, dusted himself off, and felt a tightness in his chest.

"Then what are we waiting for! Let's go and take it down!" The Azure Fire Falcon flapped its wings and shouted.

"No!" Liu Shoucai gritted his teeth and forced out a word.

"Why?"

"You, you chicken brain, think of something else besides young and beautiful hens. That huge grinding stone must have been around for a long time. We probably can't handle it. Let's find some tools and wait until daylight to ask the villagers. At this moment, even if a nuclear bomb exploded, these villagers, clouded by resentment, wouldn't wake up. We were careless this time, let's retreat first." Liu Shoucai said.

"Okay." The Azure Fire Falcon, who was just being noisy, knew that they had indeed been rash.

Liu Shoucai, this kind of person, isn't a tough guy or a hero. Despite his tough stance earlier, it was because he didn't think he could handle the opponent. When he realized the disparity in strength, he decisively chose to retreat. A wise man doesn't suffer a loss, and Liu Shoucai would never do a losing deal.

According to Liu Shoucai, you can eat anything these days, from Sudan Red, gutter oil, to jelly capsules made from leather, but you can't suffer a loss!

After thinking this through, Liu Shoucai shouted towards the center of the village, "You win! I'm leaving!" Then he grabbed the Azure Fire Falcon's neck, ignoring its flapping wings, and slowly retreated towards the village entrance.

They easily retreated to the village entrance and sat on the ground, dejected.

"What happened?" Badou, who didn't dare to stand up from the well, asked in a hurried voice.

Liu Shoucai waved his hand and said, "Nothing, just almost turned into a meat patty."

The Azure Fire Falcon clacked its beak and said, "Mr. Bai almost died. Mr. Bai is a先天灵兽 (innate spirit beast) without a true soul, unlike you who can reincarnate. Oh my, I was so scared."

"Shut up, you don't have a mother. When I found you, you were just a talking chicken." Liu Shoucai stood up, kicked the Azure Fire Falcon, and said harshly.

The Azure Fire Falcon pouted and ran away, ignoring Liu Shoucai and Badou, and directly dove back into the trunk of the 212, burying itself in the chicken cage.

"What's wrong?" Badou asked again.

Liu Shoucai waved him over and said, "Don't ask, let's get out of here. Come back tomorrow morning. What are you waiting for? Help me up, can't you see my legs are weak?"

Badou finally stood up, quickly ran to Liu Shoucai's side, and helped him up. After they got back into the car, Liu Shoucai patted his thigh and urged Badou to drive.

It wasn't until the car had driven several kilometers that Liu Shoucai put a cassette tape into the car's tape player. Hearing the chanting, he let out a long sigh and slumped in the passenger seat.

"Liu Brother, what did you encounter? You're so scared?" Badou, frightened by Liu Shoucai and the Azure Fire Falcon's actions, couldn't help but feel nervous.

"It's hard to explain in a few words. In short, we made a mistake this time. That little brat Xiao Jiu is a disaster, a harbinger of bad luck! I, I wish I could strangle her beautiful legs, let her strut around, I don't know how she found this place. It's so remote it could starve a horse, let alone a person! There's actually such a ghostly place in these mountains, I, I, I!!" Liu Shoucai started cursing, looking like he wanted to eat someone. He wished he could tear that little brat Xiao Jiu apart.

The Azure Fire Falcon joined in, clacking its beak and shouting, "May that brat have irregular periods, abnormal menstrual cycles, and constant stomachaches from morning till night! Oh my, Mr. Bai almost died! Just a little bit more! Little Liu, Mr. Bai owes you one!"

"Shut up!" Liu Shoucai threw a bottle of mineral water from the side and hit the chicken cage, cursing, "Little White, I can curse and hit Xiao Jiu, but if you dare to say one bad word about her, I'll send you to KFC for a single bucket!"

"Damn, favoring women over friends!" The Azure Fire Falcon buried its head under its wing and grumbled in protest.

Liu Shoucai ignored this guy, who always talked about beautiful legs and slim waists, as if he wanted everyone to know. How many times had this guy blackened his name! How many times had he taken the blame for him! Who sees someone walking around with a chicken cage on the street? When he met a beautiful woman, before he could even start a conversation, he would hear a whistle and a lewd shout, "Beautiful lady, with beautiful legs and a slim waist, come and mate with Mr. Bai!"

Liu Shoucai almost lost his reputation several times and was chased down two streets by women, all because of this guy, and he couldn't even explain it.

Liu Shoucai told Badou, "This village is really eerie, like a concentration camp of freaks." After sighing about his bad luck, Liu Shoucai recounted what had happened, not expecting Badou to offer any constructive advice, but mainly to vent and ease his tension.

After listening, Badou nodded and said, "No wonder you were so cold earlier."

"Almost froze to death!" Liu Shoucai shouted, eyes wide.

"Okay, okay, I know you almost froze to death. What do we do now?" Badou asked, trying to calm down the furious Liu Shoucai.

"I don't know!" Liu Shoucai was also frustrated, as this was the first time he encountered such a situation. In the past, encountering a moonlight corpse, a vengeful spirit, or a hanged ghost was considered good luck.

He never expected such a bizarre entity to exist in this remote mountain village. It seemed that even the forceful corpse was just a minor character, a mere extra.

Only then did Liu Shoucai truly realize the horror of this village.

Unfortunately, the most direct way to see resentment is to see a corpse or a living person. At this moment, they couldn't bypass the village or see any living person, so they could only guess.

"We'll take turns sleeping tonight, and enter the village at the first cockcrow tomorrow." Liu Shoucai said, closing his eyes first.

Badou resignedly took out his phone to keep watch.

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