Chapter 10

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Chapter 10: Resurrection Overture (X)

{cw: transmisogyny, heavy misgendering, sexual harassment. E/N: This chapter is entirely a long “joke” and can be skipped if you wish.}

The bathroom door opened and the fancifully dressed Illusionist smiled at him: “What did you see?"

"I didn’t see anything!” Qi Leren shouted a sentence that innocent witnesses would shout.

He was telling the truth. At that time, Qi Leren’s inner panic had quickly and completely covered the picture in front of him. What’s more, the Illusionist’s skirt was really thick and heavy, and it was impossible to see how “she” pulled out the organ that the woman should not have from under the skirt for such a “drainage operation”.

The illusionist cocked his head and looked at him with a smile, with a dangerous light shining in his deep black pupils.

Suddenly, he held out his hand and hooked it on Qi Leren’s chin. Qi Leren was so stiff that he couldn’t move. The Illusionist raised his chin, leaned in toward his cheek, and whispered in his ear with a husky and charming voice, “It doesn’t matter if you didn’t see it. I don’t mind letting you take a closer look. Right here?"

# I was molested by a beautiful woman in the men’s room and she insisted on taking off her skirt so that I could see it. Urgent, waiting online! #

Qi Leren still couldn’t move, only able to open his mouth. Smelling the refreshing perfume of the great beauty in front of him, Qi Leren blurted out a word that hurt the scenery: "Did you wash your hands just now?"

The Illusionist paused, and the look of surprise on his beautiful face was somewhat funny.

Qi Leren was awake, but his body still couldn’t move. Just now when he’d looked into the Illusionist’s eyes, his mind had been shaken and his body had been bound by an invisible power. This was obviously some ability the Illusionist had used on him. But he believed that the Illusionist had no malice. After all, "she” is a member of the Court.

The Illusionist took his hand away in disgust and glanced at Qi Leren: “You’re not shocked to see a beautiful woman like me and can even still think about washing hands. You really are gay."

Qi Leren argued: "I have never seen a beautiful woman using a urinal in the men’s room, but I have seen a crossdresser dressed as a woman, thank you."

The Illusionist showed a charming smile that could turn any living being: "I’ll threaten you again."

Qi Leren, shut up for a second.

The Illusionist walked past him, turned on the copper faucet, washed his hands, dried them with a clean handkerchief, and walked with flowing steps towards the door.

Qi Leren, who was still bound as if by nothing and couldn’t move, shouted, "Hey, let me go! It’s perverted for me to stand in front of the men’s room like this!"

He didn’t want to be a perverse living sculpture standing in front of the men’s room as he thought about life!

The Illusionist stopped, touched his chin, and thought for a moment. When his eyes lit up, he turned back and lifted Qi Leren bodily, and planted him in front of the women’s room as if he was a big tree.

Damn, this was even more perverted!

After the prank, the Illusionist happily looked at him from all angles. He raised his women’s cane and poked Qi Leren’s pale face: "Stand guard for the ladies, this is a punishment for your unkind behavior just now. Bye-bye!"

With that said, the Illusionist walked away, leaving Qi Leren standing in front of the women’s room like a pervert who was thinking about how to peep.

Qi Leren was convinced in his heart that he was in trouble with the Illusionist!

Soon, a young girl who was passing by walked toward the public toilet and saw Qi Leren standing at the entrance of the women’s room. She obviously showed a hint of hesitation.

Something must be done! Otherwise, your reputation will be ruined today! Qi Leren put 200% of himself into his acting under this great pressure. He took the lead in stopping the girl: "Sorry, excuse me. Can you help me go in and see my girlfriend? She hasn’t come out for fifteen minutes. We… just had a fight and I’m a little worried about her."

When he reached this last sentence, Qi Leren lowered his eyes and showed the loneliness and sadness of a person who was about to have his heart broken.

The kind-hearted girl agreed without saying anything: "Wait here."

With that, she walked into the women’s toilet and came out after a short time. When she saw the hopeful eyes on Qi Leren’s face, she suddenly couldn’t say it. After a long time, she sympathized: "There’s no one in the toilet, but the window is open…"

Qi Leren’s eyes darkened and he lost his mind as he said, "Really, thank you."

"She should be gone, so you should leave,” the girl kindly advised.

—I also want to go, Qi Leren thought on the verge of tears, but he can’t move right now! Even if it was just for the sake of not being labelled as having a “perverse condition”, he had to act!

“She’s always like this. When she gets angry, she runs away and then comes back… I’ll wait for her again, or else when she comes back and sees that I’m not here she’ll lose her temper at me again.” Qi Leren showed a sad but helpless smile, perfectly playing a good man who was tolerant of his wayward girlfriend.

The girl couldn’t help but envy the wayward girlfriend who didn’t exist. It was just like a heroine to have such a gentle and handsome boyfriend yet show him such treatment.

The door of the women’s toilet suddenly opened and the returning Illusionist raised his chin coldly. He saw Qi Leren standing outside the door and sneered: “Why haven’t you left yet?"

Isn’t it because of you?! Qi Leren spit on him in his heart, but he still had a gentle smile on his face: "Waiting for you."

"That’s just like you.” The illusionist rolled his eyes and stepped forward to take Qi Leren’s hand. “Let’s go, I want to eat at that expensive western restaurant."

At the moment he was grabbed, Qi Leren’s body recovered its ability to move. He immediately held the Illusionist in cooperation and smiled at the kind girl: "Thank you, goodbye."

The girl was still being shocked by the Illusionist, and she finally knew why this man would move heaven and earth for his girlfriend—because she was beautiful! But there had been no one in the bathroom just now. She was wearing the sort of clothing that made mobility difficult, yet she had climbed through such a small window rather than going through the front door. How did that work? The girl looked at the couple’s backs and fell into confusion again.

As soon as the "loving couple” holding hands walked out of the passerby’s sight, they quickly separated their hands. The Illusionist laughed and said, “Your acting skills are good, I even let you get away with it."

"I’m flattered, and your level of dressing as a woman is admirable,” Qi Leren couldn’t resist laughing at him.

“You dare? I heard that you were very coquettish and moving when cosplaying as a succubus, but that you couldn’t even tell that you were more like an inexperienced virgin when you had to act sexual. No wonder you’re interested.” The Illusionist never gave up on teaching him a lesson.

After all, Qi Leren’s skills were inferior to that of the Illusionist’s, and he became depressed and shut up after being poked in a sore spot.

He doesn’t look pleasing to the eye to the Illusionist, and the illusionist didn’t look pleasing to the eye to him, so it’s better not get along.

“I really do have you use the toilet,” Qi Leren said, and turned and walked back.

“I’ll wait for you at the door.” The Illusionist pretended not to recognize that he meant for them to leave separately.

“…No need."

"Why not? Aren’t you going to treat me to that expensive western restaurant?” The Illusionist smiled, “You can’t run away, I won’t give you this chance to escape my orders."

Qi Leren had never seen such a brazen man, and it took him a long time to be sure that he wasn’t joking.

I won’t run? I’m kidding. Of course I have to run! And run skillfully! Qi Leren went into the bathroom and closed the door. After a little preparation, it went without saying that he activated the [Secretly Observing] skill card. With his five senses enhanced, he heard the Illusionist outside the men’s room knocking on the ground with his cane: "There’s still 30 seconds, I’ll go in if you don’t come out again, twenty-nine, twenty-eight…"

Thirty seconds passed quickly and the Illusionist kicked the door open, looking solemnly at the empty men’s room. He didn’t even have to open the cubicle doors one by one to know that Qi Leren was no longer here.

Had he actually run away? He clearly hadn’t heard the sound of him climbing out the window. Did he use some kind of skill card to eliminate the sound? The Illusionist squinted, stood by the window, and found a fresh footprint when he looked carefully.

"I really look down on you.” The Illusionist angrily strode out of the men’s room.

At the door of the men’s room, a man who was about to walk in suddenly saw a beautiful and formally dressed woman coming out of it and subconsciously took a step back. The Illusionist who passed by him smiled and confidently said, “You’re wrong."

"I’m sorry, I’m wrong!” The man hurriedly apologized, withdrew without looking, plunged into the opposite ladies’ room, and started up screams and curses from the ladies’ room. The frightened man fled in a hurry and was chased and scolded for being “perverted” all the way. He was absolutely wronged.

Without feeling guilty, the culprit pressed the exquisite European top hat onto his head and left calmly.

Once he’d confirmed that the Illusionist had left, Qi Leren, who was crouched under the sink in the men’s toilet pretending to be a mushroom, was relieved for a long time. [Secretly Observing] was really awesome, the Illusionist hadn’t realized that he’d been in the men’s room the whole time. After all, Qi Leren wasn’t sure that the sound of opening the window wouldn’t alert him, so he simply left a footprint on the windowsill and hid himself in a corner that wasn’t easy to see at a glance while using his convenient skill card, holding his breath and waiting for the Illusionist to come up empty and leave.

As a result, he successfully escaped a forced “date”.

Thank goodness.

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