Chapter 111

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This chapter is…..how to say, well a bit adult. At the same time, I feel like slapping Chu Xun if I’m inside the chapter.

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Chapter 111 – Imperial Wrath

Translated by HaruOngy at Geniusly Plain (If you can see this line, you must have read this in the aggregator site which illegally steal various works. Be shameful of yourself for not appreciating the translator’s hard work. Don’t think only you want to have it the easy way. Support the fanbase and translator!)

In the end, Mei Qian Deng didn’t remember how she return to the bed in the Ming Jue Palace. With that alcoholic content in that kumis, her tiny liquor capacity was impossible to handle it. By the time she rubbed her head as she rose up from the bed, it was already late morning.

Mei Qian Deng smelled her body. The wine and roasted meat smells were still around. Female warrior Mei who had always been loving cleanliness frowned. She opened the door and went out, wanting to ask someone to send her water for a bath but she saw the people outside were flustered and busy. She randomly stopped a palace maid, “What happened?”

“Mei gonggong, you have finally wake up! Are you alright?!” The several palace maids in the Ming Jue Palace were familiar with Mei Qian Deng. She forcefully turned her body around while checking. After that, she said, “Ai, His Majesty vomited nonstop in the middle of the night. The imperial physician said he had food poisoning and the morning court today was dismissed. Right now, he’s weakly lying down. Gonggong, you should right away see His Majesty.”

Mei Qian Deng used her qinggong. That palace maid didn’t see clearly how female warrior Mei moved. She only felt a gust of wind and no one was in front of her anymore.

Currently, Chu Xun was lying flat on the imperial bed with his eyes closed but he was not sleeping. He really had no energy. He had lived this long but it was the first time he was in this pain. Right now, his throat burned, his stomach hurt, his intestines hurt and his chrysanthemum hurt too. The imperial physician made a prescription while Zhu Li forced it down his throat. Now, his mouth tasted too bitter.

Remembering last night, he propped the drunk Mei Qian Deng back to the Ming Jue Palace. The servants in the palace were already used to their interaction, they only asked the Emperor if he needed someone to carry gonggong into her room. How could Chu Xun let someone carry Mei Qian Deng? The drunk Mei Qian Deng was a lump of mud, it was the best moment to do it.

Chu Xun had thought at that time, seeing the great opportunity, he should probably do Mei Qian Deng tonight. His mind created some scenes and his throat already dried. The drunk female warrior Mei was a cute one, she even mumbled, “Princess Xiang Xiang’s wine is so tasty. Sweet with milk smell, it is much tasty than what I drank before.”

“Then, do you want to drink more?”

Mei Qian Deng intoxicated eyes were half opened, they were hazily shrouded with idiocy since she actually asked, “Is there more?”

“No more!”

Mei Qian Deng gulped for an aftertaste, “Okay then……”

Chu Xun put Mei Qian Deng down on her bed. Whether it was body heating up due to sweating after carrying an adult or due to male instinct, he licked his slightly dry lips. His eyes bright and piercing as he stared at the seemingly sleeping Mei Qian Deng.

Every time she was drunk, she was very obedient. With a first-class wine, she would be at the mercy of others.

The room was not lighted up, the windows were locked and the doors were closed too. As precaution, Chu Xun turned back and locked the doors. The shadow guard in charge of protecting the Emperor at all time, Mo Biao was at the rooftop. She was hesitating whether she should lift the roof tile to watch the situation inside the room.

In a closed room, there was wine smell, a beauty smell and a heavy male breathing sound.

Chu Xun stood for a while. He couldn’t stop himself, he approached Mei Qian Deng on the bed. The only thought screaming in his mind was: Do her! Do her! Do her! Chu Xun moved closer. First, like a puppy he sniffed the hair around Mei Qian Deng’s ear. There was a light cooling smell.

He got started. Touching around Mei Qian Deng’s small face, it was smooth and soft to his hands. After that, his wicked hand went downward, stroking Mei Qian Deng’s slender nape. His thumb was caressing Mei Qian Deng’s chin. Following that, he lightly grabbed Mei Qian Deng’s chin, turning her sleeping face to his side.

Chu Xun gulped. He sat at the edge of the bed, bending his body he kissed Mei Qian Deng’s lips. He lightly peck her, feeling it was not enough to quench his thirst, he kissed again. Like a thirsty demon, without any care, his nimble tongue pried open Mei Qian Deng’s mouth to seize her sensual tongue.

Female warrior Mei mumbled. Unconsciously she threw her fists at the intruder but got caught by Chu Xun’s big hand. Chu Xun pressed them on his chest. Chu Xun’s kiss turned deeper, Mei Qian Deng wished to chase away the foreign thing inside her mouth which was just falling to Chu Xun’s trap. The battle between mouths, Chu Xun’s breathing turned heavier, his other hand reached Mei Qian Deng’s head. Pressing the back of her head, making her unable to escape from the kisses.

“Mei Qian Deng……” Chu Xun softly called, like a child yearning for a candy or like a self-hypnosis.

He pulled the hands on his chest to above the pillow, his body above hers. A man’s strong body pressing onto her until female warrior Mei frowned. She finally opened her heavy eyelids. In between Chu Xun’s kisses, she ambiguously complained, “Your Majesty, don’t press me, too heavy.”

Chu Xun hence turned Mei Qian Deng around, in an instant they had exchanged position. He laid on the bed while hugging Mei Qian Deng on top of him. He smiled like a fox and said with a low voice, “Then, let’s change to you pressing on zhen instead.”

Mei Qian Deng wanted to stand up but Chu Xun’s one hand was locked on Mei Qian Deng’s waist, the other one on her shoulders, holding her tightly. Mei Qian Deng struggled, her legs accidentally touched a certain person’s certain place. Chu Xun at that moment felt a slight pain and a huge pleasure.

No more, after rubbing[1] himself for so many years, he couldn’t hold it anymore.

“Mei Qian Deng, be obedient, zhen will take responsibility.” He kicked his shoes flying and climbed back Mei Qian Deng’s bed. Turning his body, Mei Qian Deng felt the world was turning around. In the next moment, she was pressed by Chu Xun again on the bed.

“Your Maj……mm……”

While nibbling, Chu Xun touched around, trying to unfasten Mei Qian Deng’s eunuch clothes. How could Mei Qian Deng give in? Even if she was drunk, her martial arts were still there. She got really annoyed, using her whole strength, she easily kicked Chu Xun away.

“Your Majesty, what are you doing?!”

Just like this, the emperor was kicked off the bed by female warrior Mei. A stroke of ardour in his chest with nowhere to be released, it was countering a savage with savage, he suddenly felt a pain at his lower abdomen. One knee knelt on the ground with his hand grabbing the edge of the bed had visible veins popping around, for that short instant he had cold sweats. Chu Xun held his stomach while gasping for air, hiss…… He wanted to move his leg to stand up but both his legs were trembling. At the same time, his anus tightened up, something surging wantonly from his intestines to his rectum.

Chu Xun immediately supported his waist and used the drinking milk strength to climb up. He hurriedly limped while bending towards the entrance, yet the doors he locked by himself earlier couldn’t be unlock.

Pu——

Fart was the gas of life, it was impossible to not release it.

Within the fart, there was a sticky, wet feel. Aish, it was really too disgusting.

“Your Majesty……?”

Chu Xun recalled those things from last night, he was depressed right now when he heard Mei Qian Deng’s voice. His eyes instantly opened.

Mei Qian Deng had a worried look, “Your Majesty, are you alright?” It seemed she didn’t remember those dishonourable acts Chu Xun did on her last night. Else, with Mei Qian Deng’s temper, even if she didn’t dare to beat him to death, she wouldn’t see him right away.

For the scheming Emperor to have the lustful intent, it was also because he had figured female warrior Mei’s fragmented memories when drunk. Plus, it was not the first time he did this. A certain person had already gained experience of it.

“Ouch~ zhen’s stomach is so painful, whole body’s uncomfortable.” Chu Xun’s originally sallow complexion and weakly body, with addition of his remarkable and emotional wailings had successfully fooled the innocent Mei Qian Deng.

She moved closer, after some thoughts, she looked at Chu Xun and seriously asked, “Why don’t I send some pure energy to you?”

“You can first help fed zhen a candied fruit. That medicine Zhu Li gave zhen is too bitter.”

“Alright!”

Mei Qian Deng quickly returned with a pot of candied fruits. She took a piece and passed it to Chu Xun’s mouth, “Your Majesty, here.”

Chu Xun held it in the mouth, his lips curved into a smile. He suddenly felt his whole body turned fine. He gnawed the candied fruit until he could even feel the sweetness reach his heart. After being blissful for a moment, his evil hand caught Mei Qian Deng’s hand, “Come, pass zhen some pure energy.”

Mei Qian Deng wanted to prop Chu Xun up so she could pass the pure energy from his back but was stopped by Chu Xun, “Zhen is dehydrated. Sitting up will make zhen feel unwell, just pass it over while holding hand.”

Alright then.

Mei Qian Deng hit several acupoints on Chu Xun’s hand. Then, she slowly pushed the pure energy inside.

After being busy for a while, Mei Qian Deng stayed beside Chu Xun’s bed while asking, “What did Your Majesty eat? How did it turn this serious?”

“What did zhen eat? They are all those food you had ate before.” When Chu Xun spoke, his sight flew to Mei Qian Deng’s lips. Secretly he added, and also ate your mouth and you also ate zhen’s too.

The word lust (色) had a knife (刀) on top of it!

Mei Qian Deng pondered. Chu Xun was not a gluttonous one, extremely picky when eating, never had vomit and diarrhoea issues. If it was the food they ate yesterday…… “Is it because Your Majesty has much delicate digestive system and can’t get used to Princess Xiang Xiang’s roasted whole lamb?”

Actually it was nothing and the person was not doing it intentionally.

Chu Xun shook his head, not wanting to discuss further. In any case, he didn’t really like the northern regions, even eating the dinner with the prairie taste could cause such a big ruckus. It was probably their situation being at odds.

Although the Emperor didn’t dwell further, the people in the palace and the imperial court discussed nonstop. Chu Xun was the Emperor, still heirless, if there was anything wrong with his body, what would happen to the country?

Empress Dowager was alarmed too, pulling Chu Xun with great distress, “Your Majesty is not alone, your body is tied to the lands and country, you must never think too lightly of this. As the saying goes, illness enters by the mouth. If you eat wrongly and injured your body, how is aijia supposed to say to your Imperial Father?” While saying, she would wipe her tears.

“Imperial Mother, human eat five cereals and grains. Who never get sick? You all are making a big deal out of nothing.” Chu Xun patted Empress Dowager’s hand. Coincidentally, Mei Qian Deng carried a bowl of white porridge inside. The Empress Dowager took it over and blew a spoonful before feeding Chu Xun.

Chu Xun ate, “Of all virtues, filial piety is the most important. Erchen didn’t properly show filial obedience to Imperial Mother and even need Imperial Mother to feed, this is unacceptable.”

Empress Dowager didn’t force him. She passed the porridge back to Mei Qian Deng. “There are three ways to be unfilial but having no sons is the worst. Xun er, do as you see fit.”

Pa pa pa, face slapping.

Chu Xun’s lips flattened as he glanced at Mei Qian Deng.

Mei Qian Deng obediently waited at the side without receiving Chu Xun’s glance.

Empress Dowager was still angry, “This Princess Xiang Xiang is too impolite, roasting lamb inside the palace. If she’s designated the Empress, will she be thinking of also raising some cows and lambs in the palace too? She may even urge her horse around the palace too.”

“Imperial Mother worries too much.”

Empress Dowager stood up and reminded him again. Before leaving, she pulled Mei Qian Deng and gave a meaningful and heartfelt words, “Aijia had always respect Mei family and is bias to you. Young people love to have fun and make ruckus is excusable but you can’t keep pretending to be a eunuch forever. It will give bad impression of the Emperor too. Do you understand aijia’s meaning?”

Mei Qian Deng nodded. She didn’t dare not giving elders some face. However, she actually didn’t understand Empress Dowager’s meaning.

After the Empress Dowager left, Mei Qian Deng sat beside the bed, feeding Chu Xun with the porridge. Taking a spoonful to feed him, she asked him, “What did Her Majesty Empress Dowager mean earlier? Is she chasing me out?”

The other person drank it in bliss. “Imperial Mother is telling you to regain your female identity. She’s not chasing you out.”

She took another spoonful, “She wanted me to quit as eunuch and be a palace maid instead?”

Chu Xun didn’t eat it, furiously he said, “Zhen previously at the Qi Yang City had told you before, staying inside the palace, you can be the Empress!”

Author’s words:

My perfect plan is like this, between late April and early May this work will end and then we’ll start on a new work.

The new work’s synopsis is already released, you can see the Beauty Flower (美人花) at my page.

I want to be a diligent, silly yet amusing little expert!

[1] Masturbate.

Translated by HaruOngy at Geniusly Plain (If you can see this line, you must have read this in the aggregator site which illegally steal various works. Be shameful of yourself for not appreciating the translator’s hard work. Don’t think only you want to have it the easy way. Support the fanbase and translator!)

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