Chapter 72

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**Guest Appearance in This Chapter: Book Friend "Orangy"**

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The Druid girl's sharp words left the "League of Legends" group of big men fuming with anger, and they began to curse the four children, even considering physical attacks.

It was hard to imagine how a guild with a name that, though cliché, at least sounded righteous, could have so many street-fighting experts.

From the "Rolling Youth" and "Fire God Kill" a few days ago, to today's group of 20-odd people led by a Wu Monk, each one spewed profanity. Alpha frowned.

Suddenly, a party request came in, with the message: "Waste Brother, help!!"

It was from someone named "Violet Feather." Checking the level and class, it was a level 18 Druid.

Alpha looked up and saw that the tall girl among the four surrounded children was staring at the Wu Monk from the League of Legends, no longer looking at him with a half-smile.

This girl was quite smart, knowing not to let the League of Legends people notice Alpha, so she deliberately avoided looking in his direction.

The League of Legends' previous defeat in the Pale Canyon had already been posted on the forum, and everyone knew that Waste Brother and the League of Legends had a grudge. Asking "Waste Brother" for help to deal with the League of Legends was the best choice.

In fact, Violet Feather had pretty good luck. Alpha had just canceled the [Magic Trick] to fight a monster and hadn't had time to reapply it, and Violet Feather's eyes were sharp enough to recognize the famous "Waste Brother" from the forum.

Now, the League of Legends people were all focused on the four kids and hadn't noticed the guy who had just entered and was standing by the door, making it perfect for Waste Brother to launch a surprise attack.

— It seemed that Violet Feather understood her own strengths well—willing to use a surprise attack.

Alpha immediately sent a friend request and joined the party, quickly sending a message:

"Everyone, don't talk, don't look at me, provoke them to attack first!! Don't let them notice me!!"

Glancing at the party interface, besides Violet Feather, the other three kids were: Mage "Victor," Warlock "Kao Bushi 12," and Warrior "Shoichi is Also Cool 13." What kind of logic was behind these names?

The chaotic names made Alpha dizzy.

Except for Violet Feather and Victor, the other two were incomprehensible. What kind of aesthetic do kids have nowadays?!

Putting aside the bizarre names of the four kids, Alpha carefully examined the positions of the 10-odd League of Legends players in the hall.

— The closest to him was a Bard holding a long flute. This class usually has the strongest support abilities in team battles, with various uplifting performances that can significantly boost the team's combat power.

— Because they were fighting with a numerical advantage, the Bard wasn't performing, just standing in the back watching.

— Further ahead was a group of 4 Mages and 2 Warlocks.

They were standing in a straight line, and Alpha calculated that if he used [Light Beam], the 6 of them would be skewered. Unfortunately, the Bard was standing a bit off-center; if he moved a bit more to the side, the 7 of them would be in a perfect line.

Alpha's eyes darted around, and he seemed to have a plan.

— Two Rangers stood next to a Mage, and Alpha estimated that the distance was no more than 2 yards, within the range of [Light Beam]. Nice, 9 of them...

— The remaining were the melee team, including the leading Wu Monk, 3 Warriors, 2 Rangers, and 2 War Priests of the God of War, Tempus, all standing at the front.

It wasn't surprising for melee to stand at the front, but for the War Priests to do so was a unique characteristic of the War Priests of Tempus.

In fact, for War Priests, healing wasn't their strong point, so in teams with low healing pressure, they weren't primarily responsible for healing. Instead, they wielded swords and shields or maces and fought in melee.

The close combat abilities of War Priests of Tempus were even better than those of quasi-melee classes like Bards and Sword Rangers—various beneficial divine spells could significantly boost their combat power, and their physical attributes were extremely superior.

Of course, the image of a priest in heavy armor with a bulky robe wasn't very impressive...

However, War Priests weren't the mainstream melee, so these two actually reduced the melee team's combat power. Overall, the melee team posed less of a threat than the ranged team, which could be temporarily handled by the four kids to keep them occupied.

Alpha's task was to take out the ranged team in the back:

"Alright, let's see if I can skewer 9 of them first."

Alpha's thoughts were incredibly bold but not unrealistic.

At levels 18 and 19, whether Rangers, Mages, or Warlocks, not to mention the fragile Priests of Waukeen, they all had very little health—ranging from just over 200 to no more than 300. Alpha's [Sleeved Arrow] could easily hit a critical point and kill them with a single shot.

"Who can curse them and provoke them to attack first!!"

Alpha sent another message in the party chat. As soon as he said it, he regretted it—wasn't he teaching the kids to curse? But you can't stop a kid from using their natural talent, right?

The Warrior "Shoichi is Also Cool 13" made a quick decision and blurted out:

"Go to hell, you bastard!!"

Before the League of Legends members could react, "Shoichi is Also Cool 13" unleashed a systematized, procedural, and creatively rich cursing spree:

"56 ethnic groups, 56 flowers, 56 Sun Wukongs, f*ck you with a stick..."

"Heaven and earth, you're no good in bed, you're no good, too no good, only I can make it right..."

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... Jumping and gesturing, his eloquence left the League of Legends members speechless.

"What did he just say? Blue bottle fruit flavor?"

"Maybe he means Kobe's wife isn't human, and her period is blue and fruit-flavored..."

"Damn, that's a good curse..."

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Not only were the League of Legends members whispering and exchanging information about the creative curses, but even Alpha was momentarily stunned.

— Was this kid scared as a child and saw dirty things come to life? How can he talk so much...

After such a performance, the Wu Monk, also known as "Kobe," turned red with anger.

No one would be happy being cursed by a teenager about their girlfriend's period being "blue bottle fruit flavor." A 30-something man bullying a child and getting cursed? It was embarrassing.

Especially for someone who was already a bully...

The Wu Monk jumped up and hit "Shoichi is Also Cool 13" with a [Stunning Punch], a standard opening move for Wu Monks in PvP, using its powerful stun effect to gain the upper hand.

"Shoichi is Also Cool 13" was immediately stunned.

"Your teammate 'Shoichi is Also Cool 13' has been attacked by player 'Kobe Invincible.' You can counterattack the members of his team within 5 minutes."

It was a team, not a small group!!!

In Alpha's field of view, the dozen or so League of Legends players in the hall were all glowing red, making it much easier. He had been worried about accidentally hitting other teams with the skewer, but now he could just go all out.

"Draw the attention of the melee!!"

Alpha sent another message, and the kids began to counterattack the melee around them.

Even the Druid healer "Violet Feather" swung her staff, and a bright green energy beam landed on the ground around the four kids, instantly breaking through the stone slabs and wrapping the surrounding melee in thick vines.

[Vine Bind], one of the few but highly effective natural control spells of Druids!!!

It was crucial to use control skills at this moment to restrain the melee team; otherwise, the four kids, all under level 20, wouldn't last long against such a numerical disadvantage.

Alpha was impressed by Violet Feather's reasonable reaction. This kid was calm and smart.

Seeing the fight start, the ranged team in the back began to cast spells and draw their bows, and the Bard raised his flute to play. The faces of the League of Legends members showed a mix of disdain and arrogance, mocking the four kids for their audacity to challenge the strong...

Even bullying kids made them proud, hopeless...

Alpha, who had been planning this, was suddenly bathed in a golden light, activating [Dance of the Crane] and dashing to his chosen attack position. At the same time, he lightly waved his right hand:

A transparent large hand pulled a Ranger who was slightly off the 15-yard by 2-yard straight line back.

[Hand of the Mage] at level 5!!!

The Ranger, caught off guard, stumbled, thinking it was his companion who had bumped into him.

Because he was focused on aiming at the kids in front, the Ranger didn't look back. Otherwise, with the [Eagle Eye] spell, which greatly enhanced his vision, he would have easily seen Alpha.

The Ranger muttered and took a step back, just in time to enter the 15-yard by 2-yard straight line.

One second later,

Alpha had already reached the end of the line, satisfied with the "human line." Everyone was in position, and it was time for the impromptu skewer performance...

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