Ch42 - GunGun’s Panda Clothes

Lu Xiao Qi’s mood was extremely complicated.

He had completely lifted the stone and dropped it on his own foot. He massaged his throbbing forehead, “GunGun.”

Mo GunGun was still covering his face. He didn’t want to face reality. He snuck a peak at Cheng Feng through his fingers, and felt that he was even more pleasing to the eye.

He quietly extended a finger and pointed at him, “I want to be like Cheng Feng.”

Lu Xiao Qi: “…………”

Cheng Feng’s eyes lit up. “Good, good! This can be a parent-child outfit!”

Lu Xiao Qi’s frosty gaze was faint.

All of Cheng Feng’s worries about the ugly zebra paint job disappeared from his heart. He even held a little gratitude towards the admiral.

Meanwhile, there were more wrinkles on the Admiral’s face.

Lu Xiao Qi remained silent for a long time. In the end, he stopped the little one’s magical idea of painting a black and white figure on himself.

Lu Xiao Qi told him, “I’ll make you a small piece of clothing, a panda costume.”

Mo GunGun’s eyes lit up.

Lu Xiao Qi: “No paint though, okay? That kind of paint is bad for your health. If it gets into your eyes, it will hurt.”

Mo GunGun was a little perturbed.

Lu Xiao Qi encouraged him a bit more, and eventually the little panda group bit his fingers in agreement. He touched his little head.

Mo GunGun glanced at Cheng Feng one more time.

Lu Xiao Qi was afraid that he would hesitate again, and seamlessly moved to drive the zebra striped mess out.

Cheng Feng took one slow step at a time.

Mo GunGun saw the huge black stripes on the back of Cheng Feng. After hesitating for a few seconds, he began to look forward to the panda clothes the big monster spoke of.

Mo GunGun was pleasantly surprised when he put on his new set of clothes. He put on his panda hood and turned around. His little hand reached out behind him, and he touched a small ball-like tail. He was very happy.

The child was adorable and chubby, and once he put on the panda onesie, and he was so cute that people could explode.

Lu Xiao Qi poked the ears on the little one’s hat. Lu Xiao Qi couldn’t help laughing when he saw the little panda’s confusion.

Mo GunGun was still puzzled, but there was still joy on his face.

He stared at the big monster for a long time, then sat down cross-legged. He exposed a bright smile with two neat rows of little pearly whites, and two delicate tiger teeth. Two small pear vortexes appeared on both cheeks, his black eyes shining brightly.

Mo GunGun’s little face was flushed with joy.

Mo GunGun praised, “Big monster really is amazing, ah.”

He couldn’t let go of his fluffy little clothes. His chubby little hands kept stroking them.

Lu Xiao Qi rubbed his head. “Do you like it?”

Mo GunGun nodded, “Like! I really like it.” After a pause, he opened his arms and formed a circle. “It’s my favorite!”

Mo GunGun wasn’t the only one who was surprised, Wu Da and Wu Er were also shocked.

Wu Er exclaimed, “Those ugly things still have this kind of ability? Not to mention, GunGun looks really good dressed up.”

Wu Da was very calm, and praised with admiration, “It really is good.”

Wu Er frowned. “But he suddenly transformed in front of them. It was supposed to be a secret.”

Wu Da’s expression flashed. “Don’t worry, the last part of the third chapter tells how to make a binding life and death contract.”

Wu Er didn’t quite understand. Regarding his clan’s powers, he never fully understood.

Wu Da greeted Mo GunGun, “Now that you have transformed, it is not safe here.”

Mo GunGun was surprised. He wondered, “Grandpa? Why am I not safe?”

Lu Xiao Qi’s eyes flashed. He had always known that there was a strange existence around the little panda. Judging by how he spoke, he guessed that GunGun was talking to his relative.

Wu Da: “I have a few words here, you write it down.”

Mo GunGun nodded.

Wu Da: “When you read this to the ugly thing, drop some of your blood on his palm, then you can order him around.”

Mo GunGun was shocked. Order him?

Wu Da: “Yes. For the Yin side, if it is alive, there are two ways to make a contract.”

Mo GunGun stagnated a little.

Wu Da said, “The first method is, after killing him, you can control him.”

Mo GunGun: “!!! Grandpa!”

Wu Da sighed. He knew that his grandson would be reluctant.

Wu Da: “The second one is to sign a peace agreement, restricting each other from being able to harm the other.”

Mo GunGun blinked. “No harm?”

He didn’t understand very well, so his little eyes looked to Lu Xiao Qi as he asked for help. “Big monster, let’s sign a contract…”

The little panda stumbled as he talked about his ability. Lu Xiao Qi was shocked and his eyes sank.

On the other side, Wu Da almost vomited blood. His grandchild trusted a stranger more than he trusted his elders. It’s terrible!

Silly boy! Isn’t this an opportunity for the human?!

Wu Da and Wu Er glanced at each other and were on guard. If Lu Xiao Qi seemed to have any stray thoughts, they would take the initiative.

Lu Xiao Qi’s expression flashed. There was both joy and a little helplessness at the bottom of his eyes, joy that the little one believed in him, helplessness that he was too trusting.

Lu Xiao Qi touched his head. “This matter, no one will say anything or hear about it in the future.”

Mo GunGun was puzzled.

Lu Xiao Qi: “If it is found out by the bad guys, they will be skinned. ”

Mo GunGun was spirited, and nodded solemnly, “I won’t say anything!”

Lu Xiao Qi: “En.”

He narrowed his eyes. He had previously been pondering on how to deal with the undead, but this gave him an idea.

The little guy was too pure for the interstellar world. Although, it was also good for the small panda to develop slowly.

Lu Xiao Qi poked the baby’s face.

Mo GunGun’s tender skin was poked into a dip. His watery eyes looked over, and his face bulging.

Lu Xiao Qi: “Tell me, how do you make a contract?”

While there was no expression on the admiral’s face, waves were surging in his heart, not only because the panda had a mysterious power, but also because of its effect.

Lu Xiao Qi felt a little excited being able to sign a contract with the little panda.

Mo GunGun’s tears came out instantly. “Oh.”

Lu Xiao Qi was stunned. He then saw the little panda stretch out his little finger, trembling, looking at him with tears in his eyes.

Lu Xiao Qi: “………….” He suddenly recalled the requirements for the contract.

He found it both funny and distressing. The little guy bit his lower lip with his teeth, his wet eyes ready to shed golden beans at any moment.

Lu Xiao Qi promised, “There won’t be any pain, rest assured.”

Although Mo GunGun believed in the big monster, he was still afraid.

Just like how children who are about to receive an injection know that it is harmless, they are still nervous and scared.

Mo GunGun’s body was trembling a bit, “Big, big monster… I…”

Lu Xiao Qi: “Don’t worry.”

Administering punishment was also a part of his responsibility. He was all too familiar with the structure of the human body, so he was very clear on how to make it painful or not.

Mo GunGun sniffed, and with an extremely aggrieved expression, stared at his chubby hand.

Lu Xiao Qi’s hands trembled. He could hardly continue.

The little one looked at him as if he were a big villain.

Lu Xiao Qi: “Close your eyes.”

Mo GunGun blinked. He obediently closed his eyes, his whole body unconsciously shrinking away.

Lu Xiao Qi swiped quickly, letting a tiny drop of blood fall onto his palm.

He didn’t know if it was an illusion, but Lu Xiao Qi felt that his palms were a little hot. He was inexplicably worried for a second.

Mo GunGun said with tears in his eyes, “Big monster.”

Lu Xiao Qi: “It’s okay.”

Gel was placed on the small wound on the little guy’s finger. Afterwards, Lu Xiao Qi patted the little one comfortingly.

Mo GunGun opened his eyes, and stared at his finger with a stunned look. “Is it done?”

Lu Xiao Qi thought it was funny, “En, after this, we have a blood contract.”

After the contract was successfully initiated, Mo GunGun felt better, and scooted closer towards the big monster. Lu Xiao Qi nodded in delight.

Mo GunGun gave a couple “Mmmm”s in reply.

Lu Xiao Qi not only left the blood droplet he wanted to use, but instantly caught two more.

To be honest, the wound was small, but he still felt uncomfortable.

As a result, Lu Xiao Qi openly transferred his hatred to the undead for the little panda’s contract wound.

When the living corpses learned that they were going to be bound to the little panda, it caused a commotion.

The little human sitting in the arms of the big monster, dressed up as a panda, looked up, showing his pretty little face.

Lu Xiao Qi’s eyes were cold.

Cheng Feng: “You only have two choices. Either disappear completely, or sign the contract.”

Fan Zi did not want to agree, but in the end, they were stronger than him. After everyone signed, he nodded tearfully.

The lunatic looked at this scene and laughed.

His eyes glistened with tears. After he signed the contract, he made his own request.

The lunatic said that he understood that there were really only two ways to ensure that secrets are not revealed. Although he chose to sign a contract, when he returned to his hometown, he asked that they please free him and let him return to the earth to rest in peace.

Lu Xiao Qi narrowed his eyes and looked at the lunatic for two seconds. His voice was deep as he agreed.

This was the madman’s last wish. He looked out at the stars, his voice a little emotional, “Finally, everything will end…”

The living corpses that signed the contract were not only given more power from the contract, but the pain gradually disappeared after signing. This made them resolutely follow the footsteps of the little panda as their boss. Fan Zi, who was unwilling at the time, soon became his brainless powder.

The spaceship that had a dull and hazy atmosphere became fervent for the first time in three hundred years.

After the spacecraft was successfully repaired, the oxygen supply facility also began to operate. Cheng Feng was relieved, and he sat in the corner and looked at the ocean of stars.

The madman grabbed the wine and laughed.

Cheng Feng sighed, “Ah.” His family’s little panda dumpling was so cute, but he couldn’t hug him.

It really was a pity worth a lifetime! He had a hunch that as long as the admiral was around, he may never be able to hold him in this life.

The lunatic’s eyes flickered, then he said quietly, “We are about to approach the gray star’s atmosphere.”

Cheng Feng’s electronic eyes lit up, “Okay.”

They had just confirmed that they entered the gray star field when they saw a spaceship approaching from afar. It was a very ordinary passenger ship.

Fan Zi patted the armrest of his wheelchair. “It’s a passenger ship!”

The crew stopped what they were doing, pleasantly surprised. If it was in the past, they would definitely rob the ship, kill the people, or something similar…

Now, they weren’t the ones making the decisions, so they turned their eyes to Cheng Feng.

His analysis of the meaning in their eyes: Mr. Adult, can we loot it?

It turned out they didn’t need to think about whether they could loot the ship or not. The moment the passenger ship hid, seven or eight spaceships suddenly popped up.

These spaceships were not passenger ships. They clearly saw the star pirates emblem on them.

After all was said and done, their spacecraft was from three hundred years ago, and an almost scrapped spaceship. It was not as fast as those spaceships. After a few brushes with them, their ghostship was surrounded by them, both up and down, left and right. They didn’t have any chances of escaping.

Fan Zi, true to his nature, was furious. He fiercely scoffed, “They dare to rob us? They really are mole crickets and ants!”

They were still wondering how they would board, but now…..

Master, quickly tell us your instructions ba! After all, it was evil vs evil, so people wouldn’t care.

The most important thing was that they didn’t have any merits. They wanted to show their boss their ability, that they are useful!

Cheng Feng had always had some crazy ideas and an adventurous spirit. He pondered, “Don’t act rashly at first.”

“What’s the matter?” Asked Lu Xiao Qi, who was holding the panda as if he were a doll.

Before Cheng Feng could report, Fan Zi had already spit out, “Those bunch all harbor evil intentions! Panda boss, let’s rob them?”

Lu Xiao Qi swept his gaze over him coldly.

Fan Zi corrected, “Well, what I mean is that these villains should be taught a lesson! We must teach them how to be humans!”

Fan Zi believed in David before and almost unconditionally obeyed him. Since David was killed by the lunatic, he turned his attention to the little panda and Lu Xiao Qi.

Lu Xiao Qi didn’t respond. He narrowed his eyes before walking to the big screen.

Cheng Feng’s electronic eyes flickered, “It’s the deer bandit group that has been making waves recently. According to the report from two months ago, this is a vicious group of thieves. Regardless of whether they are men, women, or children, they never leave their mouths alive, and according to news, they are related to some army. They are extremely arrogant, and it’s not uncommon for them to insult their hostages before they are killed.”

Lu Xiao Qi nodded as he briefly touched the little child’s nose.

Cheng Feng: “Their spacecraft’s system has been deciphered. It’s obviously part of Celta’s more advanced HW Legion series.”

Lu Xiao Qi’s pupils narrowed. “HW.”

Cheng Feng: “Yes. Although their appearance is that of a normal spaceship, it’s essence is modeled off warships.”

Lu Xiao Qi lowered his gaze, “Their ship isn’t bad.”

Cheng Feng laughed out loud, “Admiral! Then we are…” He turned his head with the admiral’s words, “Comrades, get ready to fight!”

Fan Zi and all the living corpses cheered. They eagerly looked forward to it, not afraid of being robbed or fearing the danger.

Fan Zi thumped the wheel hard, “Great! I must vent this time!”

The living corpses were not afraid of death, let alone being hit by guns and ammunition. As long as their particularly thick skulled heads weren’t blown up, they would survive.

It could be said that they were a terrible biochemical army.

Mo GunGun hadn’t truly entered the interstellar world yet, but he already had a group of fearful young brothers faithfully supporting him.

Even though he was the most valued person on the ship, Mo GunGun was completely unclear about his status. He just stared at the big screen with a little curiosity.

He couldn’t help pointing to the objects surrounding their ship. He curiously whispered, “What are those ah!”

Sora: You have no idea how much I wanted to insert a meme here at the end