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Chapter 24 of 33

Chapter 23

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「Now let’s head into the next subject. Is everyone following along?」

「Yaaaaaaay‼」

「Our tensions are low because of some dumbo’s fault」

「I’m losing……」

A stream where each of the three’s respective thoughts conflict with each others’.

「Then let’s take a look at the topic of Society. The first is this.『The phenomenon in which declining prices leads to an economic slump and decreased demand, which causes prices to further decline is called a 〇〇〇 spiral』is what it says. Just so you know, the answer is『Deflationary Spiral』which Masakichi-kun and Ringo-kun got correct」

「The question’s langauge was difficult, but I solved it since it had spiral written within it……!」

「Well, this is just a question about common sense」

「Yuugure’s answer is this:『Masaki Spiral』」

「I’ll fucking k〇ll you, Yuugure Tsukihi」

「Your eyes are actually serious, Mikan……」

Ringo’s bloodthirst is enough to create a hallucination of her carrying a kitchen knife in her right hand.

The comments were filled with『Didn’t care if it sounded right 草』『Her head’s just filled with “happy!” vibes』『One vote for the theory that she was fantasizing during the test』and such. It was a level of incorrectness that even they couldn’t defend.

「That’s not it, cause, you’d understand if you heard it! If you heard it that is!! But y’know……it’s just that I can’t understand it when it’s on a test」

「Don’t give me that bullshit. I’ll punch the living shit out of you」

「Ringo-san, calm down!! Your character, your character is……!」

「……Whoops, that was bad. I lost my cool there」

Ringo returned to sanity after Masaki frantically called out to her.

「Okay, following that will be Mathematics. It says『State the formula for the area of a circle』, well, this is an elementary school level question. First is Masakichi-kun’s answer:『Radius×Radius×Pi』」

「It already feels like Masaki-kun’s responses are the perfect answers……」

「Next is Ringo-kun’s answer:『Diameter×Pi』. So close. That is the formula for the circumference」

「Uu……my head」

「Ohh, could it be, Mikan, you suck at math?」

「……Unfortunately yes」

Ringo is purely a humanities type girl.

Ever since she got a failing mark on math in high school, she’s severed all ties with the subject.

「And Yuugure’s answer:『Pie? I felt like it had something to do with pie……pie, pie, pie, pie, pie……』」

「It’s not even an answer anymore……」

「So you’re also a humanities type through and through, Yuugure-san」

「Tehe! ♡」

Yuugure made an expression as if she’s saying “oopsie, my bad.” It seems like it’s already getting harder and harder to call her responses strange answers, let alone mistakes.

『She was definitely thinking about something else』『Pie-gure-san appeared』and etc. Although the chat is saying whatever they want, she’s not in a situation where she can worry about that.

「And the scores are……Masakichi-kun 95 points, Ringo-kun 30 points, Yuugure-kun 10 points. A large gap opened up between their scores」

「Even our might combined isn’t able to match half of Masaki-kun’s power, Mikan!!」

「It’s cause of the person that could only score 10 points!」

「Yes! Now we’re about the same……!!」

The overall score is: Masaki 290 points, Team Yuugure 280 points.

Just like Midorisaki said at the start, the current situation is an equal match.

『Why is Masaking actually winning……』『30 points followed by 10 points』『Compulsory education’s defeat』and such, even the comments are flooded with retorts.

「Let us move on to the second half」

「Next is Science. I think the degree of difficulty was lenient for science, but let’s see. Here is the first one. The problem says:『What do you call the phenomenon in which the sun is hidden by the moon?』. The correct answer is『Solar Eclipse』and Ringo-kun wrote『Lunar Eclipse』down, close but not quite」

「Pupu――! Ya got it wrong, Mikan!! Lame-o!! Pupupupupupu!」

「S, shut up you……」

「Yuugure-kun’s answer:『Aurora』」

「……………………………………Let’s go on to the next problem」

「Don’t think I’m going to let you say you forgot what happened two second ago」

「Let’s hurry on to the next question, senpai!!」

The two are having a scuffle like usual. Towards that, Masaki said「A 5 point gap opened up……」, showing how pressured he felt.

The place is rapidly falling into chaos. Incidentally, comments like『The answer was nowhere close 草』『Probably didn’t know about solar or lunar eclipse』『Feels like she just wrote down words she knew』are the most common within the chat.

「Then let’s look at another science question」

「Senpai! If possible, I want to see a question that Masaki-kun got wrong!」

「Eh, why!?」

「Very well. But this is the only question he got wrong. The problem says『What class are humans and gorillas categorized under?』」

「Huh, it wasn’t Mammals (哺乳類)……?」

「That answer is right……but you wrote the kanji for『Breasts (乳)』wrong」

「Muhooo!!!!」

The one who overreacted to Masaki’s answer is Yuugure.

「Masaki-kyuuuuun, even I can write the kanji for breasts y’know~~~~~? I’m pretty sure the kanji for breasts is used to write the word boobies. Shall we practice it together, Masaki-kyun? C’mon, say it with me, boobies, boobies」

「I’ll throw this disgusting piece of shit into solitary confinement so please, please forgive Masaki-san. I’ll thoroughly execute her for the crime of sexual harassment」

「I’ve committed the worst mistake possible…………」

Masaki’s viewers ganged up on Yuugure by commenting『Scum-like mocking』『She’s over the moon that Masaki got it wrong』『Reported』.

「A cute girl like Tsukihi saying boobies…………that just stirs up my lower half……」

The sound of a dangerous switch flipping within a certain dangerous individual could be heard, but like that, the collab entered into its final stage.

Results of Science.

Masaki……95 points. Ringo……75 points. Yuugure……15 points.