Transported to the Naruto world, becoming a member of the Uchiha clan, with the Third Great Shinobi War just a couple of years away, I'm in a panic. At a critical moment, my golden finger activates, allowing me to draw a random ability from a character. So, I might... 'The shoulder defense of boxing champion Mayweather, the flying armbar of the Fish Banquet, Master Ma's lightning five whip, Jack Ma's Way of Defense... What kind of trash skills are these?'