Transmigrated into the world of Naruto as an Uchiha, with the Third Great Ninja War looming only a couple of years away. Feeling anxious, a golden finger appears, allowing the protagonist to randomly obtain one ability from any character. The abilities obtained are hilariously useless: Mayweather's shoulder defense, a cooking show's flying cross-lock, Master Ma's lightning five-whip, Jack Ma's Kung Fu... What kind of trash skills are these?