I'm Doing Pretty Well in the Song Dynasty

A not-so-serious person wrote a not-so-serious book, and even chose a not-so-serious title... A solemn statement: Please do not read this book while eating or drinking, as there may be danger. If you ignore this warning, the author assumes no responsibility. Tian Hu wants to marry his daughter to Fang La, but worries that his legitimate son is crude and ugly, so he remembers that he has a handsome illegitimate son who can be a "backup". Tian Shiyi falls seriously ill and is abandoned by his brother in the streets of Hangzhou. There, he meets...