"Why do you play basketball?" "Actually, my goal is to become a coach, but I don't seem to have the talent to be a coach, so I can only choose to play in the NBA." "Some say you're a soft inside player, only able to shoot from the outside." "Which loser said that? He sounds like a fat guy. Tell him, without me, he'll never win a championship." "Why did you skip college and go straight to the NBA?" "If any American university had offered me a full basketball scholarship, I wouldn't have become the greatest shooter so quickly." … The introduction is weak, so that's it. A basketball story starting in the mid-1990s.