Chapter 47

All twenty-odd boys in the class stared at that hateful guy. They had finally waited for Teacher Murong's class, a rare opportunity to hear the celestial voice of the goddess Lianting. They never expected it to be ruined by this crude fellow!

It was this guy! How hateful! He had a bed at home but insisted on sleeping in the classroom, and even during Chinese class.

These thirsty boys needed the celestial voice to enlighten them!

Even Murong Tiejin could no longer tolerate it. Seeing the homeroom teacher's face change, Chen Fatso immediately shook the hero awake.

This time, Hero was truly asleep. He had used the Focus Glasses' fivefold mental acceleration to study, and after comprehending five foundational texts on the Dao of Nature and Creation, he had passed out from mental exhaustion.

Grandpa Turtle knew the opportunity to see Hero in an embarrassing situation had arrived, so he immediately slipped a Little Recovery Pill into Hero's mouth. The pill dissolved instantly, and Hero's spirit quickly recovered. After being shaken for a while, Hero finally woke up under Murong Tiejin's angry shout.

Under the glare of heaven and man, Hero rubbed his drowsy eyes and stood up, yawning and asking, "Excuse me, Miss, what do you need from me? I need to go back to sleep after this."

The moment the words "Miss" were spoken, the whole class fell into a stunned silence: This kid is still half-asleep! You're in trouble!

Faced with such a person, even a stone Buddha would lose its temper.

Murong Tiejin, who considered himself a kind and virtuous teacher, quietly said, "Classmate Huo Yingxiong, please tell me who wrote 'Sheng Sheng Man: Xun Xun Mi Mi'?"

For such pretentious and flowery stuff, Hero only remembered one authoritative figure and immediately answered, "Li Bai!"

Apart from cultivation-related things, this guy was a super illiterate among psychics!

At this moment, even Murong Tiejin was petrified. He finally managed to hold back his anger and said, "I'll give you one more chance. If you get it wrong, you'll have to recite all the textbooks for this semester, and if you miss even a punctuation mark, you'll have to clean the freshmen teaching building's toilets for a week."

After saying this, Murong Tiejin adjusted his emotions, erased the poem on the blackboard, and asked, "Recite Li Qingzhao's 'Sheng Sheng Man' for me."

Hero had just taken a Little Recovery Pill and his spirit had just recovered, but his head was still a bit groggy. He didn't know what 'Sheng Sheng Man' was, and he knew nothing about Song lyrics. He only knew one Tang poem, so he grinned and answered, "Spring sleep knows not the dawn, everywhere mosquitoes bite, night's slaps, how many dead."

This time, even Xue Man, who was flipping through her notebook, was so startled that she tore a page. Even the always lecherous Chen Fatso blinked, and with a thousand words and a thousand eyes, he could only say, "This guy must be a cat from Earth!"

Grandpa Turtle, who was in Hero's pocket, slapped his head and sighed, "Illiteracy is not scary, but ignorant illiteracy is the scariest. Even 'Spring sleep' is brought up, what kind of thing is this? It seems one Little Recovery Pill isn't enough; he needs another."

Without any surprise, Murong Tiejin ordered the whole class to punish this guy by reciting all the textbooks and supplementary books for this semester, not missing even a comma. If he missed one, he would have to clean the freshmen teaching building's toilets, which had five floors and ten toilets in total!

Unexpectedly, Hero smiled innocently and said, "Knowledge is power. I won't let you down, Teacher. I'll recite it backward for you when I come back on Monday."

The other students, hearing this, slapped their heads and whispered, "No hope, this guy's brain is waterlogged."

Without Lei Jun leading the charge, no one would openly challenge this brat.

Chen Fatso, however, found Hero somewhat interesting. He patted Hero's shoulder and, with a lecherous look, whispered in Hero's ear, "Hey, brother, it's the weekend tomorrow. Interested in going out with us? I'll take you to a place even better than the Emperor."

Although Fatso's voice was low, some people's ears were very sharp. Murong Tiejin coughed and said, "Alright, everyone, study on your own."

Chen Fatso noticed several displeased gazes but didn't care. If Hero was still that innocent little boy, he would have been corrupted by this fatso. But with this Hero, who knows who would corrupt whom.

However, thinking about his mission and that he hadn't been home for half a month, he blushed and said, "Mom said those places are the original sin of decadence. It's better to stay away. I'm a good boy, and I need to go home on weekends."

"Already been to the Emperor, already called the girls, and still a good boy? Bullshit!" Many people had the urge to hit him, but thinking that he was completely incited by Li Ming to go to the Emperor, no one said anything.

Two students in another seat exchanged glances upon hearing that Hero was going home. They knew their opportunity had come.

At this moment, Brother Chen Fatso handed a note to Hero and said, "Hey, brother, after class, please give this note to Taozi."

"Taozi?" Hero immediately remembered who Taozi was—the notorious flirt in the freshmen class, who had teased Huo Yingxiong, the softie, countless times.

Hero glanced at the note in his hand and was stunned: In this day and age, who still uses such an old-fashioned way to hook up?

Chen Fatso, noticing Hero's strange look, said calmly, "Don't think too much, kid. This is just a simple exchange of friendship."

"No friendship, but the exchange should be called 'communication' instead. These young masters are really thinking about sex after a full meal." Hero just pretended to be blushing and stunned by the last few words on the note.

The bell rang, and Taozi slowly tidied up the few books on her desk. How could she not hear the conversation between Hero and the lecherous fatso? As for the ground spider, he left the classroom at the first opportunity.

Hero, holding the note, had already planned his strategy. Based on the lessons from the poor guy, whenever he helped pass a note to this flirt, he would be intentionally teased.

"If you want to flirt, why not let me have it? Accepting a willing offer is a waste, and waste is the greatest sin of humanity!"

With this thought of the shame of waste, Hero was ready to pass the note. Just as he was about to say it was from the fatso, Taozi covered his little mouth with her hand and made a shushing gesture.

Chen Fatso's request to have Hero pass the note, of course, didn't escape the notice of the students who cared about Taozi.

When a pimp meets a prostitute, no matter how he pretends, it's still itchy.

Those who lingered in the classroom after school were more interested in the content of the lecherous fatso's note.

After reading the note, Taozi opened her mouth wide and feigned surprise, "Brother Hero, you're so naughty. You even prepared 'I am a big radish.' Do you want me not to come back to class on Monday?"

The wolf brothers and wolf cousins immediately stared at Chen Fatso with wide eyes. 'I am a big radish' was the most potent aphrodisiac in the wolf circle, capable of turning a dry field into the Pacific Ocean. Unless the girl had special needs, ordinary wolf brothers wouldn't use it, and using it once would require a break for half a month.