Chapter 95

PS: Updated at midnight, the two updates for Sunday are now complete. This chapter is the first update for Monday, and the second update will be at noon. Starting this week, the daily update times will be at midnight and noon. That's it.

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I feel like my palm strike skill proficiency is skyrocketing...

Sigma looked at his right hand, feeling that it was much stronger than before, especially the muscles, which seemed more developed compared to his left hand. Hmm, it must be because of the frequent palm strikes, definitely not for any other reason.

Just now, although the original plan was to entice Jili to corrupt Athena with dirty jokes to break the seal, he couldn't help but deliver a series of eleven powerful palm strikes to this perverted female knight. This girl was thoroughly rotten from head to toe, able to accurately associate a strange exclamation from Athena with this little sketchbook. How many of these books has she read, and how astonishing is her memory? But why waste such memory on this!

If he usually encountered such a well-read expert, Sigma would definitely want to exchange ideas with them. After all, perverts... I mean, gentlemen, definitely have common ground. But if it's Jili, forget it.

After silencing Jili with palm strikes, Sigma glared fiercely at Athena. It's all your fault, why did you call out to the female knight? Athena laughed nervously, then seemed to remember something, winking at Sigma and sticking out her tongue, looking embarrassed—hmm, she looks quite cute.

Just as Sigma thought this, he felt a surge of anger and tapped Athena's head with a palm strike. In her pained protest, he whispered angrily, "You must have learned this from Alice, why did you have to learn how to act cute! You were once a main battle angel in heavy rune armor! Learning to act cute, aren't you ashamed?"

No, I have to deal with Alice properly one day, teaching Athena all sorts of nonsense.

While Sigma was troubled by Athena's recent growth and education, another problem arose. Jili, who had just received eleven palm strikes, recovered and held her head, staring at him and said, "I'm going to tell the bishop that you showed dirty books to an angel."

Sigma almost spat out three pints of blood. Who has the right to say anything?

However, Athena only said "female knight" and nothing else, so as long as he clung to this and denied it, he would be fine.

So he took a deep breath, put his hands behind his back, and looked up at the sky, calmly saying, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Jili looked at him for a while, then laughed, her smile full of the familiar unscrupulousness. She lowered her voice, glanced at the angel, and whispered, "Be honest, did you do it with her? Tell me, is the structure of an angel different from that of a human?"

Sigma gave her a withering look, "Can you empty your dirty mind first before talking to me? Why would I do such a thing? Athena is an angel."

Jili feigned surprise, "Oh, aren't you in love?"

...Damn, I forgot this important setting! Sigma mentally cursed his oversight. It was all because of this unscrupulous person's constant lowering of the bar, making him both physically and mentally exhausted, that he forgot about the fake couple act.

But Sigma is Sigma, his face had been hardened by years of moral battles, as thick as a city wall. He remained calm, first giving Athena a loving look, then a disdainful glance at Jili, "You dirty-minded person, Athena and I are deeply in love. Our love has transcended material limitations and elevated to a higher level of emotion. Yes, we are in a spiritual relationship, purely because of our admiration and attachment to each other's pure and spotless souls, engaging in pure and unblemished spiritual exchanges—this is called Sigma-style spiritual love! Do you understand spiritual love? It completely abandons evil, dirty, false, and boring physical pleasures, pursuing a higher level of spiritual exchange!"

As Sigma spoke, he was even moved by his own words. He looked at Jili as if she were an ant and smiled proudly, "Hmph, someone like you, a perverted, low-level masochist, can't understand this."

Jili was indeed stunned for a moment, seemingly intimidated by Sigma's words. She stared at Sigma's face—this person is quite easy to fool, just like at this morning's defense, she was deceived by Sigma's nonsense. Is she now captivated by Sigma's heart-stirring theory of spiritual love, recognizing the filth and dirt of her own lust, and deciding to reform and become a person of high moral standards? That would be a great achievement. Jili's existence in Noren seems to lower the world's standards. Being able to guide her to goodness and restore her morals, I, Sigma, am truly a beacon of light and a mentor in life!

"Transcending physical desire in a spiritual relationship?" As Sigma was feeling self-satisfied, Jili's expression became very complex. Her gaze slid down from Sigma's face to a certain area between his legs. The Holy Knight's expression turned sympathetic and pitiful, and she couldn't help but turn away, covering her mouth and chuckling, "Pfft, so you can't do it..."

"...Athena, let me go! Don't hold me back! This dirty-joke Holy Knight is playing with fire!" Sigma shouted in a vulgar manner, struggling to unzip his pants, and said angrily, "Come here! Come here! Do you know that when I took the nobility succession exam at the Imperial Royal Knight Academy, I had a nickname called Granite! Do you know that the male aura spreading from my chest hair makes all women from three to thirty years old fall into an uncontrollable frenzy? Okay, I admit I don't have chest hair, but pubic hair should be enough, right! The aura emanating from my black forest around the giant tree is enough to make all the women within a hundred miles climax! I've climbed more beds of ladies in the capital than you've seen in your life! The women I've bedded could stretch from the frontier to the free cities in the east! And you, a thousand-year-old virgin with an icy face, dare to insult me, the first spear cavalryman of the empire! You're asking for it! Come here! Come here! One thrust from me will knock out all your teeth! If you dare, come on! Taste my big one! You'll never get married! No one wants you! You're a money-losing deal! You can only rub your pillow in bed! Forever!"

Listening to Sigma's words, Jili maintained her elegant smile of mocking a stubborn virgin, but when she heard his final taunts, the Holy Knight lost her composure. She screeched like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, "Nonsense! You're the money-losing deal! No one wants you! Even if... even if it's me, I've thought about retiring one day, going back home, and finding a good man to marry! I can definitely find one! I have great conditions! I know many positions! I understand men's hearts! I can cook! I've learned to do housework! I will definitely make my future husband very happy! Even though I've never received a letter or gift from a male friend in all these years, it doesn't matter! There must be someone who secretly loves me but dares not express it due to my status! After I retire, someone will definitely propose to me with flowers! I won't be envious of the young girls in the knight order who receive love letters and gifts!"

Well, the Holy Knight has also lost it...

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PS: Update complete. A new week, seeking recommendations... Yes, the plot has indeed been slow recently, and it's really difficult to maintain the pace. I will adjust and try, the first volume was too rushed, and the second volume can't be too scattered...

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