Chapter 96

Is it another ice-cold, introverted person who desperately wants to fall in love and is inwardly restless? This guy is shameless and has no limits, acting like a dead pig that doesn't fear boiling water. I thought she was already immune to everything, but it turns out her weakness is in this area...

The female knight looked both agitated and angry. Sigma had a plan and knew what to do. He glanced at the female knight and sneered, "What are you looking at? A person destined to be alone forever, hm. With your bear-like appearance and character, even if the one with glasses successfully starts a harem, you won't find a man."

"…What do you mean 'destined to be alone forever'! And who is the one with glasses?"

"Don't fight, don't fight!" Athena separated the two who were about to start a physical fight. She looked at the necromancer and the paladin who were glaring at each other like bulls and suddenly laughed, "Are you two meeting for the first time? It feels like you grew up together and know each other inside out."

She showed a slightly lonely expression, "In Heaven's Mountain, everyone is gentle and polite, and they get along harmoniously. Only the closest friends who grew up together can joke and play around without restraint..."

Sigma and Jili exchanged glances and felt a strange sensation in their hearts.

Indeed, they had only known each other for less than a day, and their acquaintance had been tumultuous. After a series of insane events, their relationship had suddenly leaped from acquaintances to close friends. Usually, it takes at least a decade of friendship to reach the point of knowing each other inside out, but they had accomplished it in just half a day.

Moreover, the way they argued, mocked, and even fought was so smooth and natural, as if they had been friends for years, able to expose each other's secrets without restraint. Would a necromancer who embraces death and a paladin who follows the holy light use dirty jokes to attack each other? And they had only known each other for less than a day?

But this incredible thing had happened.

Was it a miraculous coincidence? Or fate's arrangement? Or did Sigma have a special protagonist aura that could instantly increase the favorability of all shameless people by twenty points?

"No, it's completely because this brainless, naturally dense paladin foolishly revealed all her character and secrets to me in one day. And after being caught, she didn't even kneel and lick my boots; instead, she shamelessly and recklessly treated me as a receiver of dirty jokes, acting like a dead pig that doesn't fear boiling water. It's really ugly," Sigma dug his nose and said disdainfully, "She's the type who spouts dirty jokes but is actually a coward inside. She talks a lot and has a lot of theoretical knowledge, but when it comes to the real thing, she gets so nervous that she's as stiff as a board, with no charm at all. She's not even worth being a one-night stand, and you have to worry about being mentally polluted by her..."

Jili's anger flared up again, just as she was about to speak, Sigma rolled his eyes and interrupted, "Shut up, you have small breasts, don't speak."

The necromancer then looked at Athena and said gently, "You have big breasts, say something."

Jili almost fainted from his remarks. Looking at the magnificent scenery in front of Athena's chest, her frustration and anger were evident. What was even more infuriating was that the angel didn't seem to mind the sexually suggestive comment, instead blushing slightly and smiling foolishly. Had Heaven's Mountain become so open that being complimented on one's chest by the opposite sex was a source of joy?

No, Jili looked at Athena again and recalled the secret records of the angels in the Church's internal documents. She believed Athena was a simple, innocent, and naturally dense person. The Church's paladin finally remembered her mission. Yes, my purpose here is to confirm the angel's safety and condition; reading those books was just a side task!

So, she cleared her throat and said seriously, "Your Highness Athena, I am Jili Claire, as you can see, an incompetent paladin..."

Sigma nodded beside her, "You're being modest, you're not just incompetent, you're completely twisted..."

Jili pretended not to hear and continued, "To be honest, we came here for you. The friendship between the Church and Heaven's Mountain is long-standing. When we discovered that an angel had descended to Noren and landed in the domain of the Death Nation, we were very worried. Since heaven is a friend of humanity, we, the Church, have the duty to ensure the safety and freedom of any friend who visits the human world and to provide the maximum assistance and cooperation..."

Sigma found something to talk about, "Athena, in the third row of bookshelves to the left of the library entrance, there's a hidden compartment with a small box. Inside is a set of hardcover books that Jili likes. Can you get them for me?"

"Uh..." Athena looked at Sigma with a puzzled expression, meaning, is it appropriate for me to leave now?

Jili hesitated as well. Looking at Sigma's meaningful smile, she could guess what those hardcover books were. After a long hesitation and a mental struggle, she finally bit her lip, "P... Please."

Athena left in a daze, and Jili glanced at Sigma, "You sent her away, what do you want to do?"

"I hope you won't ask about the reason for Athena's descent, because it's a painful matter for her," Sigma said calmly, "If you must know, I can tell you that Athena was exiled."

"Exiled..." Jili pondered the weight of these two words, "She... What did she do to be exiled?"

Sigma hesitated for a moment and slowly said, "I can tell you this secret, but I hope you won't tell anyone else."

Jili thought for a moment and said seriously, "Alright."

"Perhaps Athena made a mistake. When she was a power angel, she was a well-known advocate of democracy, freedom, and progress in heaven. Before her exile, she was working hard to break the rigid and conservative atmosphere in heaven. You know, heaven is even more conservative than your Church. Not to mention those books, even some sensitive keywords can't be mentioned. Athena wanted to break the cruel ideological control of the upper echelons of Heaven's Mountain and give every angel the right to be shameless. She didn't want to be a coward for life; she wanted to be a hero, even if only for a few seconds, to awaken the free spirit of most angels." Sigma narrated the fabricated story with emotion, "So, Athena put a condom on her head and flew three laps around the Yasha Ring of Cloud City in Heaven's Mountain, shouting 'P...e...n...i...s' as she flew, trying to use this concise but powerful slogan to awaken the true selves of the angels..."

Sigma shrugged, "So, she was caught by the judgment angel Teris, beaten up, and exiled, out of sight, out of mind. You see, angels are much better-tempered than humans. If it were your Church, the Grand Inquisitor would probably beat the brain out of a paladin who reads those books and likes to spout dirty jokes, especially one who is introverted, can't find a boyfriend, and can only masturbate, don't you think?"

Jili, upon hearing this, actually showed a look of serene longing, "If... If the Grand Inquisitor were to personally carry out the punishment..."

She then came to her senses and glared at Sigma, "Do I look that stupid? To believe your nonsense?"

Sigma shrugged, "If you don't believe me, why don't you exchange some dirty jokes with her and see if she's skilled."

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