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Chapter 30 of 100

Chapter 30

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The骂战 continued.

Tian Bin, after all, had been operating his Weibo account for several years, with a large number of loyal fans. As soon as he took the lead, he immediately overwhelmed Zhang Ye's side!

"Can't argue, right?"

"If you can't argue, don't waste words!"

"Still defending Zhang Ye? Why don't you all go home with him!"

The insults were overwhelming, and Zhang Ye's fans were struggling to hold their ground!

Someone from the radio station called Zhang Ye, and they must have also informed Tian Bin. However, not only did Tian Bin not delete his Weibo post, he even fanned the flames, making Zhang Ye finally furious!

Insulting, huh?

Come on then! One by one!

Today, I'll show you my fighting power!

Zhang Ye's vocabulary in this area was actually quite limited, but he wasn't afraid because he wasn't fighting alone! He immediately used some internet slang from his previous world and retorted, "Yes, I'm a small man who has achieved something, but some people aren't even human, so what are they talking to me about? I want to know whose Weibo this is, and it's even VIP certified? You're not a VIP, not even a V, I think you're just a P. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. Seeing you, I feel a sense of intellectual superiority. Friends, don't insult them anymore, never fight with beasts. Win? You're more beastly than beasts. Lose? You're not even as good as beasts. Draw? What's the difference between you and beasts! Besides, we can't fight with fools, and we can't reason with fools, because they will drag your IQ down to their level and then defeat you with their rich experience!"

This world has its own popular phrases, like "your doorstep is full of phoenix trees," because half a year ago, there was an incident where the entrances of seven or eight mental hospitals across the country were all planted with phoenix trees, and the incident spread widely, making planting phoenix trees a euphemism for calling someone mentally ill. Similarly, Zhang Ye had his own popular phrases, which were the collective wisdom of the people from his world, and with so much wisdom concentrated in Zhang Ye, could he lose?

This reply immediately went viral!

"Damn!"

"Teacher Zhang is retaliating!"

"Ahahaha! Look quickly!"

"Too funny! Too awesome!"

"Teacher Zhang's talent, I'm convinced today!"

"Classic novel, classic poem, heh, even cursing is so classic, wow, I think I'm falling in love with Teacher Zhang, so dominant!"

"Never fight with beasts? Haha!"

"Defeat you with rich experience? What a great line! Absolutely a great line!"

Tian Bin replied, and his words almost conveyed his angry and embarrassed expression, "You're cursing? Do you have any manners at all? Do you know your identity?"

"Support Teacher Tian!"

"Such a quality of broadcasting and hosting should be fired!"

"What kind of person! The radio station hires such a level of broadcasting and hosting?"

As soon as Zhang Ye engaged, Tian Bin's fans also joined in to support Tian Bin and attack Zhang Ye!

Zhang Ye calmly said, "I'm not cursing, I'm just stating a fact and teaching everyone how to communicate with people like you. I've met Teacher Tian, and when I first saw him, the word that came to my mind was 'well'!"

Someone asked, "Well? Water well?"

"Is it a frog at the bottom of a well?" someone guessed.

Zhang Ye clarified, "Well—whether horizontal or vertical, it's still two!"

The comments below were immediately flooded with laughter, "Hahaha!"

Zhang Ye didn't stop, "Teacher Tian, I've always had a question, why did you give up treatment? Why? China has so many weapons, but you chose to learn swordsmanship. You didn't learn upper swordsmanship, you learned lower swordsmanship. You didn't learn iron swords, you learned silver swords. Congratulations, you've finally achieved the unity of man and sword, commonly known as a sword man!"

Tian Bin: "...¥#%¥##@!!"

"You old lady!"

"Zhang Ye, you're too mean!"

"You're a phoenix tree!"

"Stupid pig! Fool!"

Tian Bin's fans were all furious!

While Zhang Ye's fans were stunned, they forgot to reply and just watched.

Zhang Ye didn't stop, "You're the stupid pig! Your whole family is stupid pigs! Teacher Tian, you don't have to be inferior. Even if you were fired by your superiors for your mistakes, I still think you're a success, because as a typical failure, you're too successful!"

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Ye continued, "There's a famous saying, God said there should be light, so there was light. God said there should be water, so there was water. God said there should be fools, so you were born." He paused, "Actually, to sum it up, I just want to give you one sentence, I bought a watch last year!"

A netizen said, "Ah? Buy a watch? What does that mean?"

Another fan of Tian Bin retorted, "Can't even speak properly, and you're a host? Is that a sentence? Watches are counted in pieces, not bought one by one?"

Zhang Ye said, "Type out the first letters of these words!"

"I bought a watch last year? WQNMLGB? I'll go to your neighbor's house? Hahahaha!" The netizens burst out laughing, rolling on the floor!

Zhang Ye cursed Tian Bin for over an hour without repeating a single insult, and the more he said, the more outrageous it got!

Tian Bin angrily said, "So ugly! Why don't you look in a mirror!"

Zhang Ye typed with a smile, "Yes, I'm not good-looking, but at least I'm bearable. What about you? Your photo on the wall can ward off evil! On the bed, it can prevent pregnancy!"

Seeing this, Tian Bin almost spat blood, his hair standing on end! Surname Zhang...

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"Put it on the wall to ward off evil? Put it on the bed to prevent pregnancy?"

"Ha! Ahahaha! Too mean! Mean to the point of going to your grandmother's house!"

"Great to see! It turns out cursing can be like this! Teacher Zhang is too invincible!"

This was truly a classic insult. As soon as these words were said, over a hundred replies and comments flooded in within ten seconds, and the onlookers couldn't sit still!

With Zhang Ye leading the way, his fans, who had been overwhelmed earlier, turned the tide and began to cheer for him!

Tian Bin continued to curse, but he was no match for Zhang Ye. At first, many of Tian Bin's fans helped their idol curse Zhang Ye, but Zhang Ye's fighting power was too abnormal. He didn't even need his fans' help. Zhang Ye fought alone and silenced hundreds of people. Then, almost no one among Tian Bin's fans spoke up. Those who were just there to stir up trouble and vent were also silenced by Zhang Ye. After a few counterattacks, they realized they were no match for Zhang Ye and disappeared, not wanting to embarrass themselves. Only Tian Bin was left, angrily retaliating!

One against a hundred!

He drove away one after another who dared to challenge him!

The final result was... Zhang Ye's complete victory!

All the onlookers on Weibo were stunned!

What kind of fighting power is this? Cursing can be so earth-shattering, they had never seen it before! When Tian Bin was finally silenced, the onlookers came to their senses and immediately followed Zhang Ye's Weibo, his fan count rising to 31,000. Even the reputation points in Zhang Ye's game ring increased from a few thousand to 54,000!

Zhang Ye was speechless!

Cursing can also earn reputation points? Hey, this is great!

Zhang Ye thought about whether he should make a living by cursing. This reputation is like free, can he curse his way to becoming the greatest star in the world?