Chapter 31 of 100
Chapter 31
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The outcome has been decided!
The verbal battle has also come to an end!
Netizens actively left comments, nearly laughing into a group!
Cheng Feng: "Great God! I saw the Great God today!"
Xiao Dong 11: "Absolutely a god! Absolutely an idol! Too domineering!"
Zhang Ye's fan No. 1: "Newly registered account, please take care of me. From now on, I will be a die-hard fan of Teacher Zhang. To be able to curse to such a master-level realm, I can only describe my current feelings as worship. In the future, Teacher Zhang Ye will be the leader of our water army!"
Wei Wu's Little Overlord: "After reading Teacher Zhang Ye's curses, I realized how naive and childish I used to be. I even boasted about being unbeatable in cursing. Today, I was stunned by a heavenly being. I must admit defeat. I wonder if Teacher Zhang Ye takes disciples. I also want to learn your curses. If I could get even one-tenth, no, one-hundredth of your true teachings, I would be fearless in the world!"
"Collapsing..."
"God, what did I just see!"
"This Weibo is almost on the front page!"
"What happened here? Why are the views and comments so high?"
"Teacher Zhang Ye's image in my eyes has completely collapsed. Is this the Teacher Zhang Ye who wrote 'The Bird and the Fish'? Is this the Teacher Zhang Ye who wrote 'A Generation'? You are just too... too lovable! Haha! Cursed well! People like this deserve to be cursed like this!"
"Genius! This is genius!"
"Cursing so shockingly and movingly! Truly worthy of a great poet!"
"Come on, do poets curse like that?"
"Upstairs, have you ever seen a literary figure or poet who doesn't curse? The most famous Teacher Chen Tianmo, didn't his first poem also curse someone? It even had dirty words!"
Everyone started a heated discussion, and the Weibo post that compiled all of Zhang Ye's curses instantly went viral!
...
At the workplace.
The colleagues at the radio station also saw Zhang Ye's curses, which were like the finishing touch on a painting. Some colleagues couldn't hold back and laughed so hard they couldn't straighten up!
"Teacher Zhang has this skill too?"
"Really didn't expect it. The cursing is so humorous!"
"HAHAHAHA, I've already saved those words!"
"Is this appropriate? The boss was already worried, why are you still..."
"Words led to this. Even if he wanted to stop, he couldn't. Let's see how the boss handles it tomorrow."
"This time, Tian Bin is in trouble. Meeting someone like Zhang Ye, who refuses to back down, Tian Bin is going to be cursed to death!"
"Teacher Zhang is a god. How does he come up with so many classic curses? Are they all improvised on the spot?"
"Right, that line 'I bought a watch last year' is really a masterpiece!"
"Hehe, I like the line 'Why did you give up treatment!' It's so funny!"
"Being cursed so thoroughly, I think Tian Bin won't have the face to come to work tomorrow!"
Teacher Feng said with a mix of laughter and tears, "This little Zhang, I told him to delete the Weibo and not to speak, but he just wouldn't listen. Now look what happened."
Another colleague who was close to Tian Bin said, "How can Teacher Zhang do this? It's so bad. People will think our radio station is of such low quality!"
Xiao Fang said, "It was Teacher Tian who started it. Teacher Zhang was just defending himself!"
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The situation seemed to have calmed down, but it was far from over.
Zhang Ye's "famous quotes" had never appeared in this world, but in his world, they were all internet buzzwords from back then. Actually, when Zhang Ye cursed, he didn't feel particularly satisfied. Why? Because in his mind, those curses were already overused and outdated. For example, "I bought a watch last year" was said so much in his world that people were already tired of it. Another example, "Don't compare yourself to beasts," if Zhang Ye posted it on a forum in his world, someone would definitely reply, "Congratulations, you're connected to the internet." This joke was used so much that almost no one said it anymore. However, in this world, no one had ever heard these buzzwords, so when Zhang Ye brought them over, they immediately caused a huge stir on the internet!
Some enthusiasts even compiled a list of Zhang Ye's classic quotes, copying each sentence for everyone to admire and worship!
During this time, a few colleagues from other stations also replied.
"Calm down, everyone, calm down!"
"Watching."
"Waiting for the new quotes."
"Is it over already?"
Several radio stations in different provinces and municipalities showed interest.
This kind of incident might not be a big deal in other circles, especially in the entertainment industry, where it might not cause much of a stir. But in the radio and media industry, it was quite novel. So, it spread quickly, and many people logged onto Weibo to watch. When they saw Zhang Ye's words, most of the colleagues had only one reaction: never offend such a person. Damn, cursing like this is too despicable. People with weak hearts could really be cursed to death!
The impact of the incident continued.
People were still enthusiastically replying to the posts.
Zhang Ye, like a warrior, didn't even eat dinner, sitting in front of the computer waiting for Tian Bin to reappear, ready to start a new round of battle. He wasn't afraid of anyone, but the other side remained silent, leaving Zhang Ye a bit unsatisfied.
Then, Zhang Ye posted his last Weibo to clarify: "Statement: My comments represent my personal views and are unrelated to the radio station. I never like to swear, but if someone bullies me, I won't sit idly by. For those who stir up trouble and curse me without reason, I only have four words to say—'Please (QU) you (NI) self (MA) respect (DE)!' The last sentence is another internet buzzword from my world. The four characters are the same, but the pinyin is different. Of course, in this world, no one has ever seen this form of text!"
At first, people didn't understand because they had never seen it before!
"Please self-respect?"
"Huh, why did Teacher Zhang Ye suddenly become so refined?"
"Not refined! Haha! Look at the pinyin for 'please self-respect'! Don't look at the text!"
"The pinyin? QU? NI? MA? DE? Go? You? Mom? Die? Haha!"
"Too hidden! Laughing so hard! My cheeks can't stop! Today really made me laugh!"
"Teacher Zhang Ye is too ruthless! Whoever offends him will suffer! Great God, please protect me! I will take Teacher Zhang Ye as my spiritual leader from now on!"
"Godly sentence!"
"Ha! Already a fan!"
"Beyond the best, beyond the sky!"
"First time I knew cursing could be so scholarly!"
"Same here, first time I knew cursing could be so artistic!"
After the Weibo post, Tian Bin's side completely gave up. Zhang Ye called out, but no one dared to respond!
In the past, online cursing battles usually had no end. It was just a cycle of cursing and counter-cursing, with no clear winner because no one would admit defeat and no one would back down. But today was an exception. Zhang Ye actually made hundreds of people submit to him! Many onlookers were moved and excited! One man holding the pass, ten thousand men cannot pass!
What a magnificent style!
What a domineering presence!
The final curse added over 6,000 new Weibo followers for Zhang Ye. This was purely due to his cursing, and in the entire internet circle, no one had ever gained so many followers so quickly just by cursing, not because of the person or the event. Zhang Ye was the first!