Chapter 1.2 - Sleeping Together (2/2)

Translator: Superbulat

Trigger warning: Rape, drugs

Tang Huan blinked her eyes as her mind was racing. “Since he’s having a spring dream 1 , if I ‘pick’ him, he’ll naturally make love with me. But, Master, he’s so strong, when we wake up, won’t he kill me again on the spot when he remembers the scenes in his dreams?”

“Silly girl, I have arranged everything for you,” her master said with a flirtatious smile. “Don’t worry, in all nine dreams, only you will remember everything. For Song Mo, he will start afresh every time. By the end of his dreams, he will have released nine times. He will definitely be sleeping for the entire day. When he wakes up, he will have no recollection of you ‘picking’ him or anything from those beautiful dreams. Then you can take advantage of the opportunity to flee.”

Did this imply she didn’t have to worry about anything?

Tang Huan had a big smile on her face, as if she had already returned victoriously.

Her master couldn’t stand her disciple’s foolish expression and poked the girl’s forehead. “Stop, don’t smile first. I’m warning you, Song Mo is a person with a strong will and a firm heart. Even if he has been poisoned, he is not as easily swayed as you think. Even if you succeed in eight dreams, one failure and you will still die. Also, before making love with him, you can’t lose your virginity to someone else. The same goes for him. Otherwise, the dream will end immediately and the both of you will go down together to see me! Oh, right, you will feel pain in the dreams as well. If any one of you dies, the outcome will be the same.”

Tang Huan wanted to cry. It sounded so difficult…

Her master had been watching the girl grow up since she was a child after all. She stroked her disciple’s hair and softened her tone, “Ah Huan-ah, don’t worry too much. You have one month in each dream to seduce him. After successfully making love, you will automatically be sent to the next dream. In the dreams, you are both ordinary people who do not practise martial arts. As long as you carefully recall the skills taught by me, it will not be too difficult to conquer Song Mo.”

Her master told her a lot of things at once. There were difficulties, but there were also useful tips. Tang Huan felt as if her brain cells were running low as she slowly digested the information.

Her master didn’t have the time to wait for her. She raised her hand and sent Tang Huan flying over to the bed. She explained solemnly, “I will set up a barrier for you in a while. It can ensure that you will not be bothered by the outside world, and the spiritual energy contained within the barrier can nourish your soul. If you complete the nine dreams successfully, your soul will be stabilised and completely restored. If you fail, the barrier will vanish and you will be killed instantly. Take this.” She stuffed a cherry-sized jade bead into Tang Huan’s hands. “This is a Dream Entering Pill. You will be able to enter his dreams if you swallow it and immediately press your lips to his. Okay, I have to go now. Ah Huan, remember my words. You must succeed, or else, don’t tell the other ghosts that you are my disciple after you die! I’ll lose face!”

With that, her master placed a faintly glowing barrier around her, took one last look at her disciple, and disappeared into thin air.

Tang Huan stared blankly for a while. She was reluctant to part with her master.

However, Tang Huan’s heart swelled with excitement and pride when she remembered how good her master was around men when she was still alive and even after she had died and become a ghost. Even King Yama had become a member of her harem.

She was her master’s only disciple. She must not bring shame to her master!

Wasn’t it only nine dreams? She would eat him dry! Eat him to death! Her master instructed her to run away as soon as she woke up? No way. When she woke up, she would kill him with his own sword while he was still in a coma, so he could experience the feeling of having his throat slit as well!

Tang Huan touched her neck. The deadly pain had been engraved in her heart, and she would remember it for the rest of her life. The more she thought about it, the more enraged she became. She sat on the man’s thighs and reached for the soft sword on his waist. Her master scolded her for being stupid, but how could she be blamed? His weapon was so inconspicuous, and he looked like a cold-faced scholar. Who’d have thought that he’d be able to kill someone without blinking!

Tang Huan vented her anger by ripping Song Mo’s clothes with the sword.

When she reached below his waist, her gaze was drawn to his tall tent .

Tang Huan gulped. When she was still a child, her master would bring her along when she went out to ‘pick flowers’, so she had seen not only men’s things before, but also various steamy scenes of her master being pressed by a man or her master riding on top of a man. She remembered how loud her master had moaned during those times. That meant that it must have felt great to be entered by a man, right?

Tang Huan’s body started to heat up.

She quickly undressed. Since she was going to ‘pick’ him in his dreams, why not do it once first while she was still awake. So, even if she didn’t succeed in the end, at least she would have tasted a man and would not die in vain! Also, as a ‘flower picking thief’, if she was still a virgin when she died, even if her master didn’t condemn her, she would have been too embarrassed to see any…ghost!

It was all or nothing. After making up her mind, she grabbed Song Mo’s thing , aimed at herself, and sat down proudly and fiercely, as if she was about to eat her enemy.

“Ahhhh!”

It hurt…it hurt so much that Tang Huan’s soul was about to fly away!

Ah shoot, her master wouldn’t be able to save her a second time. Tang Huan didn’t dare to delay any longer. Maintaining her current posture of lying on the man’s chest with their bodies connected, she quickly swallowed the Dream Entering Pill before her soul flew out, and lowered her head to cover the man’s pursed lips with hers.

Unlike his cold aura, his lips were warm, soft, and nice…

Tang Huan couldn’t help licking the man’s lips. She was about to pry open his mouth when she felt an inexplicable force pulling her away, and her mind went blank.

There was no longer any sound in the room.

The man and woman on the bed finally stopped moving.

They were connected in the most intimate and passionate posture, but they appeared to be sleeping, with peaceful expressions on their faces.

The barrier was spinning, and a radiant light diverged from it, bridging the woman’s head and nourishing her soul.

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In the underworld, Tang Huan’s master, who was riding on King Yama, furrowed her brows.

King Yama immediately halted his movements and inquired worriedly, “Is it too deep? Did I hurt you?”

“No, it’s just my disciple-” she said, shaking her head, “Ah, what are you doing?”

King Yama rolled over and pressed his body on top of her. “Are you unsatisfied with our 2 service? How dare you get distracted!”

With his violent thrusts, she could no longer think.

After the wind and the rain , she gazed seductively at the cold and arrogant man bathing her, while thinking about her foolish disciple who rode on Song Mo. Tang Huan’s reckless actions detoxified the poison to some extent, which may result in Song Mo remembering the dreams after they ended. However, if she truly succeeded in conquering Song Mo nine times, when Song Mo awakens, he might be affected by the realistic dreams and feel reluctant to kill her?

Just like this man next to her, no matter how cold he was, wasn’t he tamed by her in the end?

My silly disciple, your master, I, shall be waiting for your success!

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The author has something to say: Next chapter preview, the first dream: The story about an indifferent forest ranger defending himself against a perverted nun: “Kind sir please take me !”

Before jumping into the pit 3 , please recite three times in your head: ‘Female lead is shameless and immoral!’ Only jump into the pit if you’re sure that you can accept a female lead like this… *covers face* Oh and by the way, except for this chapter, the rest of the novel is historical, there is no fantasy or ghosts, hehe~

T/N: Hi guys, thanks for reading my translation. I had to pick this up when I found out that it was never translated before. This novel was such a classic, I remembered really liking it when it first came out in 2014 (I’m old);; I’m translating the uncensored version so do note that there are some disparities with the original source. I’m too shy lazy to get an editor/proofreader, so y’all have to make do with my awkward English. That being said, welcome aboard~

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春梦 (Spring dream): Wet dream. I used ‘our’ because apparently that’s how kings address themselves? (Source https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we ) ((Do correct me if I’m wrong)) Not sure if it’s a well-known term, but 跳坑 (Jumping into the pit) basically means starting to read a (usually long) novel.