Chapter 37

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Tang Sen and his group were whispering at the back, which immediately caused dissatisfaction among the dozen or so disciples of the Golden Wheel Sect. A few young men turned around and shouted at Tang Sen, "You bunch of good-for-nothings, shut up! Our Sect Master is about to subdue the demon. You’re still whispering nonsense. What’s your intention? Looking down on us?"

Another young man also shouted, "No talking, watch quietly as the Sect Master displays his divine power."

"Shudder in fear under the might of the Sect Master!"

Sun Wukong’s lips twitched, and he whispered, "I want to beat them all up."

Tang Sen shook his head and smiled, "Don’t really do it. In this era, you can’t just kill people."

"Isn’t that obvious? Even 500 years ago, you couldn’t just kill people, but I would kill whoever I wanted."

Tang Sen said irritably, "You need to change your mindset."

At this moment, the dozen disciples began to cheer, praising the omnipotent god.

The omnipotent god laughed haughtily, extremely pleased. Amidst the chorus of praise, he swung his fist at the woman with the large chest. Indeed, he possessed divine power, and his fist carried a tremendous force, creating a powerful wind. It must have weighed more than several thousand pounds. If this fist hit someone, it would surely break their bones and kill them instantly.

However, the battle between him and the woman with the large chest was very short, lasting only about three rounds, which unfolded as follows:

First round: The omnipotent god punched, aiming for the woman’s face.

Second round: The woman sidestepped and pulled out a weapon from behind her—a huge nine-toothed rake.

Third round: The woman swung the rake forward.

There was no fourth round because the third round decided the winner. The omnipotent god was struck on the forehead by the rake. With a "pu" sound, his head burst like a watermelon, red and white matter splattering everywhere, impossible to gather back.

The omnipotent god, the leader of the evil sect who had caused the Tang Dynasty endless headaches and had eluded capture multiple times, thus passed away...

His dozen disciples were all stunned, standing there motionless.

Tang Sen frowned, "I’m dizzy. I was hoping he could help us lead the charge and gauge the enemy’s strength, but he’s gone after just one exchange. We still don’t know the enemy’s strength."

"Hehe, I saw clearly," Sun Wukong said with a smile. "It’s an old acquaintance."

Xiaobailong also said, "I recognized her too. I even greeted her before."

Tang Sen was puzzled, "You all know her? Who is she?"

Sun Wukong whispered with a smile, "She’s from the Heavenly Court, the Marshal of the Eight Ten Thousand Heavenly River Soldiers, named Zhu Bajie. I fought her when I caused chaos in the Heavenly Palace. I didn’t expect her to come down to the mortal world and become a demon."

Xiaobailong also said, "Yes, yes. When I wasn’t a wanted criminal, I met Zhu Bajie with my father. She wore red armor and held a nine-toothed rake, very impressive. I didn’t expect her to appear here."

"Heavenly General?" Tang Sen frowned. "How strong is she?"

Sun Wukong whispered, "Very weak, very weak, very weak, very weak. Far weaker than me. 500 years ago, during the chaos in the Heavenly Palace, I beat her in two or three moves... Of course, if we compare chests, I lose completely..."

"I’m dizzy, don’t compare chests!" Tang Sen jumped up. "Focus on the point. You say she’s very weak, but why do I feel she’s very strong? She doesn’t seem weak at all."

Sun Wukong laughed, "Maybe she had some extraordinary encounters over these 500 years."

Zhu Bajie didn’t notice Tang Sen and his group standing far away. She kicked the corpse of the omnipotent god and waved at Gao Taigong, "Father-in-law, where did you find this charlatan this time? He has no fighting power at all. Next time, please bring someone more reliable."

Gao Taigong’s face turned green, "You... you... you... I’m not your father-in-law."

Zhu Bajie smiled, "Father-in-law, don’t say that. I married your daughter, so you’re my father-in-law. I can’t mess up the hierarchy and respect, the titles must be correct."

"Stop talking nonsense. You’re a woman, how can you marry my daughter? How can you call yourself a son-in-law? I won’t recognize it," Gao Taigong shouted. "I’ll invite even more powerful wizards to subdue you, just wait and see."

Zhu Bajie pretended to look around, "More powerful wizards? Where are they? Call them out so I can see."

Gao Taigong was furious. This female demon was really overstepping.

He suddenly jumped in front of Tang Sen, grabbing his leg, "Master Tang, what skills do you have? Show them now and subdue this female demon quickly. I’m about to be driven mad by her."

This old man was now desperate, having lost faith in Tang Sen and his group earlier but now turning to them.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly and pried his hands off, "Hey, don’t grab my leg, Old Gao, don’t do this... If you really want to grab, find a girl to grab, that would be better." Tang Sen had indeed been grabbed by a girl before. In high school, a girl had hugged his leg and cried, begging him to be her boyfriend, but Tang Sen only loved otaku girls. No matter how beautiful the girl was, he still rejected her coldly.

The girl’s tearful and snot-nosed face was just like Gao Taigong now!

"Master Tang, save me!" Gao Taigong held onto his leg and turned to the large-chested Zhu Bajie, "This Master Tang is a great monk from the Tang Dynasty, extremely powerful. He will subdue you."

Hey, when did I say I was a great monk? Tang Sen was sweating. My name is Tang "Sen," not "Seng," okay?

Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Sen.

Most women would be instantly charmed by Tang Sen’s handsome face, but Zhu Bajie was clearly not an ordinary woman. After looking at Tang Sen for a while, she shook her head, "Just a young boy. You’re somewhat handsome, but I don’t like you. I prefer cute girls... Ah... soft, tender bodies... white, smooth necks... just thinking about it gets me excited... Oh, I want to touch them so much..."

Who knows what perverted thoughts she was having, her cheeks flushed and her body trembled slightly.

What’s wrong with this person? Tang Sen was sweating, "Hey, you’re a woman, don’t talk like a lecherous old man."

Gao Taigong roared, "Don’t have those filthy thoughts about my daughter. Master Tang, subdue this female demon quickly."

Tang Sen nodded and whispered to Sun Wukong, "What should we do? I might not be able to beat her. You go?"

Sun Wukong laughed, "This person is very weak. I’m too lazy to act. I said, 500 years ago, I beat her in two or three moves. You go. Don’t worry, I’ll help you when it’s critical."

"You’re talking nonsense. That person is clearly very strong, okay?" Tang Sen couldn’t do anything about Sun Wukong. After thinking for a moment, he decided to gain some combat experience. He stepped into the arena and said to Zhu Bajie, "Hey, let’s have a friendly match. We’ll stop when we’ve made our point, and neither of us will hurt the other. What do you think?"

Zhu Bajie ignored Tang Sen and looked at Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong behind him. Perhaps because too much time had passed, she didn’t immediately recognize them, mistaking them for ordinary girls. She looked at them with a perverted expression, "Wow, a cute little girl and a graceful lady in white, so cute. Are you married? Would you consider marrying me?"

Tang Sen covered his face, "Focus on the point. Gao Taigong invited us to deal with you. Why are you flirting with girls? Do you have any sense of urgency?"

At this moment, the window of the small wooden house creaked open, and a woman’s face appeared. This woman was Gao Cuilan, the third daughter of the Gao family, with a beautiful face. She looked out and first saw her father, Gao Taigong, and knew he had brought people to save her. Then she saw Tang Sen’s handsome face, and the image from the otaku guardian website flashed in her mind. She was overjoyed.

Gao Cuilan screamed, "Ah! Wow, so happy... The guardian god has come to save me. I love you, guardian god... I want to marry you, not this female demon..."

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