Chapter 40

Thank you, Sanshan Ershui, for your continuous support over the past few days. You've been upgraded to the status of Sect Master!

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The western sky was ablaze with the setting sun, which was slowly sinking. The dozen or so cult members had long since fled, carrying their leader's corpse.

In the sky, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were engaged in an unrelenting battle, from noon until dusk. It was indeed a fierce fight. Marshal Zhu Bajie had not been lying; 500 years ago, she had indeed hidden her true strength. Now, she was giving it her all, and the battle was evenly matched.

One possessed the Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly Gang, the other the Seventy-Two Transformations of the Earthly Fiends. One wielded the As-You-Wish Golden Cudgel, the other the Nine-Toothed Rake. One practiced the orthodox Daoist techniques of the Slanting Moon Three Stars Cave, the other wielded the legitimate divine powers of the天河统领 (Heavenly River Commander).

The battle continued until it was dark, and Zhu Bajie finally began to fall behind. After all, she was just a bit weaker than Sun Wukong. After a prolonged fight, she was starting to tire. She couldn't help but feel angry and blocked one of Sun Wukong's moves, saying, "Sun Wukong, 500 years ago, when you caused chaos in the Heavenly Palace, if I had joined the battle and attacked you with all my might, would you have been able to cause such a ruckus?"

Sun Wukong thought for a moment, "No! With your strength, and a few more heavenly generals, I wouldn't have been able to hold out."

"Isn't that right?" Zhu Bajie said, "I let you go back then, so why are you now relentlessly pursuing me?"

Sun Wukong was taken aback by her words, and his cudgel movements slowed slightly.

Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to leap out of the battle, dragging her rake behind her and transforming into a gust of wind, heading towards the small wooden house.

Only then did Sun Wukong realize he had been tricked. Zhu Bajie had deliberately brought up the past to distract him and create an opportunity to escape. Moreover, she wasn't just fleeing; she was clearly planning to kidnap Gao Cuilan on her way out.

"Hey, stand still for me!" Sun Wukong also mounted his cloud and chased after her from behind.

Zhu Bajie glanced back and saw that Sun Wukong was already several dozen feet behind her. She was delighted, thinking that this distance was enough for her to grab Gao Cuilan. She kicked open the door of the small wooden house and floated inside.

Since it was already dark, the light inside the wooden house was very dim. Zhu Bajie, eager to escape, didn't have time to look carefully. She glanced around and saw Gao Cuilan lying on the bed, facing the wall, her back to the door, seemingly resting. She smiled and said, "My lady, that demon king Sun Wukong is too formidable. I can't defeat her. We can't stay here anymore. Let's retreat to the Cloudy Stack Cave on Mount Fuling for now."

As she spoke, she reached out to pick up Gao Cuilan. The moment she touched her, she felt something was off. Why was she so heavy? Had her lady gained weight? Just as Zhu Bajie was thinking this, Gao Cuilan turned her head, revealing a handsome man's face.

"Ah, it's Tang Sen?" Zhu Bajie was shocked and quickly tried to throw Tang Sen away.

But she was too slow. Tang Sen suddenly reached out and tightly hugged her waist, his face pressed against her ample chest. It was terrifying, almost suffocating him. Tang Sen suddenly roared and performed a move similar to a back suplex, throwing her onto the bed. Although his strength wasn't enough to injure Zhu Bajie, he could still lift and throw her when she was unprepared.

Zhu Bajie landed with a thud on the bed. The soft mattress didn't hurt her, but being thrown by a man made her feel extremely embarrassed. She cursed, "Trivial tricks, they can't hurt me. Filthy man, when I get up, I'll take your life..."

"Huh? Can't get up?" Zhu Bajie turned her head and saw that she was being held by a stuffed bear. She suddenly remembered that the stuffed bear had grabbed her leg earlier in the day.

This thing is a demon!

Zhu Bajie suddenly realized and tried to hit it with her rake. But the nine-toothed rake was only effective at a distance and couldn't hit close enemies. The stuffed bear tightly hugged her from behind, making the rake useless. She had to bend her elbow and strike backward...

"Poof!"

Her elbow hit the stuffed bear's soft belly, sinking into it without causing any damage. Zhu Bajie panicked and started hitting the bear wildly, but the attacks were ineffective against the plush toy, like stones sinking into the sea without a trace.

Tang Sen laughed, "Peanut, good job, now it's my turn to deal with her."

"Don't think that holding me can hurt me. Your puny divine powers..." Zhu Bajie said angrily.

Tang Sen punched her with all his might, but the punch hit her chest, and the terrifying flesh cushioned the blow, bouncing him back and nearly making him fall.

Tang Sen was furious, "It's you who forced me to use my ultimate move."

"Hmph, what ultimate move can hurt me?" Zhu Baije was not afraid at all.

Tang Sen suddenly opened his phone, pulled up a pre-prepared image, and showed it to Zhu Bajie.

The image was of a girl, or rather, a girl in a cute sailor uniform, but... her body was bulging with muscles, her face full of scars, and her face was so ugly it was unbearable to look at...

Tang Sen shouted, "Sailor Uniform Uncle attack!"

A seasoned otaku mother's wisdom: Sailor Uniform Uncle is the ultimate nemesis of all perverted uncles, a powerful weapon. Once this image is shown, perverted uncles will spit blood and fall to the ground, the more perverted they are, the more severe the damage.

Of course, this move is very effective against male perverts, but Tang Sen wasn't sure if it would work on female perverts.

Fortunately, whether male or female perverts, they have common points. Zhu Bajie's face changed dramatically when she saw the image, and she closed her eyes, screaming, "Eyes... eyes... my eyes..."

The image of Sailor Uniform Uncle was like a flashbang in front of her eyes, blinding her for at least several dozen seconds. When she opened her eyes again, she found that Sun Wukong had already entered the wooden house, and his As-You-Wish Golden Cudgel was pressing against her chest, poking it occasionally...

The soft chest was being poked into various strange shapes. Sun Wukong clearly had a grudge against her chest and poked it mercilessly, as if he wanted to tear it off and attach it to himself.

"Run? Try to run now!" Sun Wukong said angrily, "To use such despicable means to escape, if it weren't for Tang Sen's cleverness in holding you back, I would have almost fallen for your trick."

Zhu Bajie looked around. The stuffed bear was still tightly hugging her from behind, Tang Sen and Bai Long were guarding her on either side, and Sun Wukong was standing in front of her, his cudgel pressing against her chest. She was truly trapped. Gao Cuilan and her father were hiding in the corner, looking at her with fear.

She gave up resistance and shouted, "Tang Sen, you are so despicable, using such a crazy prop like Sailor Uniform Uncle. I'm going to call the police, Uncle Police, come and catch this person, this person..."

"Enough, stop making excuses, be serious," Tang Sen said seriously, "Zhu Bajie, you forcibly abducted a civilian and illegally forced her to be your wife. Your crimes are very serious. According to human law, you would be imprisoned for at least ten years. Now, tell us, how should we deal with you? Should we hand you over to the Heavenly Court?"

"Absolutely not to the Heavenly Court!" Zhu Bajie panicked, "My case of flirting with Chang'e hasn't been resolved yet. If I go back now, I'll be thrown into the dungeon and tortured to death. The Jade Emperor said he would beat me two thousand times and send me to the animal realm to be reborn as a sow. I don't want to be a sow, I'd rather die..."

Tang Sen had no good relationship with the Heavenly Court and was even being pursued by them, so he wouldn't hand Zhu Bajie over. He was just scaring her. Now that he had scared her enough, he could start making demands: "If you don't want to be handed over to the Heavenly Court, swear to me that you will never harass the Gao family again. Considering you are a woman and didn't do anything too inappropriate after forcibly marrying Gao Cuilan, I can be lenient with you."

"Actually, I did do some inappropriate things, like forcibly hugging, kissing, and touching her chest," Zhu Bajie fell into a sickly sweet memory, her face turning red, "Ah, my cute little Cuilan."

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat.

Tang Sen was furious, "Damn it, swear that you won't harass Gao Cuilan again."

Zhu Bajie said, "Breaking up a happy couple is wrong. I truly love Cuilan, I won't swear."

"Bullshit!" Gao Cuilan suddenly jumped out, diving into Tang Sen's arms and hugging his waist, "I love the Great Guardian of Otakus, not you, you shameless woman... Great Guardian, let's hug, kiss, and touch my chest too."

Her outer clothes had already been given to Tang Sen for disguise, and she was now only wearing her undergarments. When she dove into Tang Sen's arms, the allure was overwhelming. Tang Sen had great self-control with ordinary women, no matter how beautiful, but otakus were an exception. Even ordinary-looking otakus could make him feel good, and Gao Cuilan was very beautiful among otakus, making her almost irresistible to Tang Sen. When she wriggled in his arms, he almost lost control.

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