Chapter 41

"Hey!" Zhu Bajie, who was being restrained on the bed, suddenly screamed loudly, "You crazy man, let go of my wife! Don't touch her with your dirty hands."

"Which eye did you see me touching her? It's her who's touching me!" Tang Sen, drenched in sweat, lowered his head and said, "Miss Gao, men and women should not have physical contact... please don't do this."

Gao Cuilan didn't care about that, holding onto Tang Sen tightly and cooing, "Lord Guardian of Otaku, don't believe this female monster's nonsense. I don't truly love her; it's just her one-sided desire to be with me. But I'm a normal woman, and I only like men! Among men, I like you the most right now."

Zhu Bajie screamed, "Cuilan, you can't be so casual... When we first met, you said you only loved me."

"Here we go again!" Gao Cuilan said angrily, "At first, you turned into a handsome guy and deceived my feelings, so I said I loved you. I never expected that... on our wedding night, you were waiting for me in bed after a bath, but you were drunk and revealed your true form... and you had such an unusual pair of breasts, even bigger than mine... How could I bear it? I posted on my social media that my husband's chest is twice as big as mine, and all my otaku friends laughed at me."

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat: This girl seems to be missing the point.

Gao Cuilan rubbed her face against Tang Sen's chest and said, "Real men are better, with flat and firm chests, so comfortable... A man's chest should be like this, not bigger than mine."

Everyone took a step back in shock, something was definitely wrong with this woman.

But Tang Sen didn't think there was anything wrong. Otaku girls often have various quirky preferences. This otaku girl just happens to like men with flat chests. Some women like men's noses, some like broad backs, and some like long fingers... Everyone has their own preferences, what's so strange about that?

In Tang Sen's worldview, otaku girls are never wrong, they are always right!

Tang Sen said seriously to Zhu Bajie, "Miss Gao is so cute, no wonder you wanted to marry her by force."

"Cute?" Everyone gasped, "Tang Sen, how did you see her as cute? We always thought you were normal, but it turns out you have an unreliable side too."

Even Zhu Bajie was sweating, "Strange, my beloved Miss Gao from the Gao family isn't this kind of pervert..."

"You have the nerve to call others perverts when you're a big pervert yourself," the group said in unison.

"Anyway, I can't live with Miss Gao from the Gao family anymore," Zhu Bajie said, holding her head and screaming, "My dear wife can't be a pervert. I want a divorce, I want to find a good wife again."

"Divorce? Great! Come and get the divorce papers." Gao Taigong darted forward, already having the divorce agreement ready, and slapped it in front of Zhu Bajie.

It turned out that when Zhu Bajie turned into a man and used the fake name Zhu Ganglie, she registered for marriage with Miss Gao at the Civil Affairs Bureau and got a marriage certificate. So, to end things cleanly, they needed to get a divorce certificate, or Miss Gao wouldn't be able to remarry. Gao Taigong had prepared the divorce agreement long ago, and it was finally put to use.

Zhu Bajie signed her name without hesitation, and Gao Cuilan signed immediately as well.

After signing, they glared at each other and said in unison, "Pervert!"

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat, and Tang Sen couldn't help but pat their shoulders, "You know, a night of marriage is a hundred days of affection. You shouldn't call each other perverts after getting divorced."

"The key is that we never spent a night together. How can there be a hundred days of affection without spending a night together?" Gao Cuilan huffed, "She doesn't even have the function, I want a complete man."

Zhu Bajie covered her face, "Love between men and women is impure. Only love between women is truly pure. Do you understand? You, this promiscuous female pervert, have ruined my beautiful aspirations for love."

"You grope pretty women's chests, how is that pure love between women?"

As they spoke, they were about to argue again.

Tang Sen quickly stepped in, "Alright, stop arguing. Let's sit down and have a farewell dinner. From now on, we'll live our separate lives. You go your way, and I'll go mine. This is how adults handle things. If you act like children after the divorce, it would be too childish."

"Alright, that's the only way now," Zhu Bajie said, hanging her head.

"I'll follow Lord Guardian's advice," Gao Cuilan said happily, rubbing against Tang Sen again.

Gao Taigong smiled, "In that case, I'll arrange a banquet."

The Gao family runs a large company and is quite wealthy. After Gao Taigong gave the order, his subordinates quickly arranged the banquet. Soon, the nearby hotel delivered the feast. A super large round table that could seat dozens of people was filled with delicacies, fish, meat, and elegant vegetables. Everyone sat around the table, with Gao Taigong in the main seat, Tang Sen in the second seat, and Gao Cuilan next to Tang Sen, constantly helping him with food, acting like a little wife.

Zhu Bajie sat across the table, dejected, and said, "Women, they really change so easily. The vows we made seem like they were just yesterday, but now she's running off with another man and helping him with food. I've lost all hope in women."

Sun Wukong couldn't help but comment, "Hey, you're a woman too. Don't act like you're on the opposite side. Besides, there are still many good women. I, Old Sun, am the number one good woman, and Bai Long Ma can be second."

Zhu Bajie seemed to be enlightened by this and suddenly perked up, "That's right, you're a cute little girl, and Miss Bai Long Ma is a graceful lady. You're both so cute. I've decided not to think about Gao Cuilan anymore... From today, I'll pursue you and Miss Bai Long Ma."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Bai Long Ma: "..."

Tang Sen broke out in a cold sweat, "Hey, you just criticized women for changing easily, but are you criticizing yourself? Where is your integrity? Where is it?"

"Pfft! Let me tell you, when Nüwa created humans, those clay figures just found partners and did it wherever they wanted, under the sky and on the ground, having children and continuing the race. Who talked about integrity back then?" Zhu Bajie huffed, "Integrity is just something people made up later to control others' behavior, making them submit. In modern terms... there was no integrity in the world until too many people started acting superior, and then integrity was born."

Tang Sen covered his face, "Damn, I know she's talking nonsense, but why does it sound so reasonable? And don't you dare twist Mr. Lu Xun's famous quotes!"

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**Journey to the West Diary:**

Actually, there was no integrity in the world until too many people started acting superior, and then integrity was born.

I absolutely do not admit that this statement is correct!

But I have to think...

An ancient poet wrote, "If only life could be like the first meeting." Why did the ancients have such a sentiment? Probably because they felt that people only see the good in each other when they first meet. As time goes on, feelings become less beautiful, and love fades.

I have no right to criticize whether someone's love is faithful, nor do I have the right to judge whether someone has integrity. I just feel that even if love is gone, I will still love the other person. It sounds contradictory, but I believe I can do it.

I have never loved my mother, but I really love her deeply.

The two "love" words in this sentence have different meanings, and they encompass all my understanding of love.

—Tang Sen

Recorded in 2015, in the country of Wusizang, at Gao Laozhuang.