Chapter 48

If you don't give me a recommendation, I'll cry for you to see!

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"Master, you are truly amazing." As Chang'e had just left, Zhu Baiejie almost knelt in front of Tang Sen: "Your disciple tried so hard to get close to Sister Chang'e, and even a simple chest touch got me labeled as a wanted criminal. But you, as soon as you showed up, didn't even do much, and she was already willing to warm your bed. Amazing, truly amazing. If I could learn just a bit from you... I wouldn't have to worry about finding a wife."

Tang Sen smiled bitterly. A woman who is so calculating, let whoever wants her have her; it certainly won't be me. A good woman should be like my mother, completely innocent and pure, such a woman is the one who truly wins people's affection.

"Alright, Chang'e has left. You should go buy some clothes. Remember, keep yourself clean and presentable; that's what women like."

"Yes, Master!" Zhu Baiejie ran out happily.

At this moment, Tang Sen's phone buzzed with a message. He picked it up and saw it was from Chang'e: "I have arrived home safely, no need to worry. Good night." At the end of the message was an emoji, a large red heart.

"Damn! I wasn't worried at all." Tang Sen was drenched in sweat: "Reporting safety after returning home is something human girls do, right? You're a fairy, protected by a group of heavenly soldiers. What kind of safety report is this? Could bandits possibly rob you on the way?"

This was a typical case of sending a message for no reason. Such messages would only increase in the future, becoming more and more annoying. Many girls used to do this, and they were all eventually blocked. Tang Sen also wanted to block Chang'e, but considering he still needed to ask her some serious questions, he held back.

Suddenly, the door to Sun Wukong's bedroom opened. She came out wearing a cute big-mouth monkey pajama, sleepily crossed the living room, and went into the bathroom. After a short while, she emerged from the bathroom, dazedly crossed the living room again, and returned to her bedroom, the door closing with a thud, and everything returned to calm.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Xiaobailong, go to rest. You've been quite active tonight."

"Um... then I'll go to sleep. Good night, Brother Tang Sen."

Tang Sen nodded, watching Xiaobailong return to her room. He then walked to the balcony, hugging the teddy bear, and gazed at the deep night sky, thinking: What have I done? Why does the Heavenly Court want to kill me, and why is the Great Thunderclap Temple trying to deceive me? What do they really want? Who is good, and who is bad? It's getting more and more confusing.

The night was as dark as ink, and it seemed a arrogant laugh echoed in the darkness: "You, a mere human ant, are just a small pawn on our chessboard. You don't need to think too much, you don't need to... you don't need to have your own thoughts... just do as we arrange... hahahaha..."

Tang Sen hugged the teddy bear tightly and whispered: "Those guys are all too complicated. You are the best, the simplest, and the easiest to understand. Sitting with you in a quiet place feels so comfortable."

The teddy bear, tightly hugged by the man, heard his words that sounded like a confession, and her heart rate suddenly accelerated, thumping loudly. After a while, she realized she didn't have a heart, and the heartbeat was just a psychological effect. Hmm? How can there be a psychological effect without a heart? This is so complicated...

The teddy bear felt a bit lost and gave Tang Sen a bear paw slap, huffing: "What are you doing? Even if you say that, I won't marry you."

Tang Sen was drenched in sweat: "Oops, Huasheng, sorry, I forgot you're a living being. I was treating you like a regular teddy bear toy."

The teddy bear: "..."

The next morning, Zhu Baiejie returned. She had indeed bought a neat suit, a women's suit, with a short skirt. Wearing it, she exuded a mature charm, reminding Tang Sen of the "female teachers" in Japanese animations. Tsk, so flavorful, especially the pair of large assets on her chest, which would definitely make male students listen attentively in class.

"Master, how do I look?" Zhu Baiejie asked.

"Hmm, not bad. It's much more formal and tidy than your jeans from yesterday. This way, girls won't be as repelled by you."

"Really?" Zhu Baiejie was overjoyed and pounced on Sun Wukong, who had just woken up and walked out of her bedroom, reaching out to grab Sun Wukong's flat chest. Sun Wukong lifted her foot and kicked Zhu Baiejie in the face: "What are you doing so early in the morning?"

Zhu Baiejie had a footprint on her face but didn't care, laughing: "Cute little loli, big sister has evolved today and is even more popular with girls. Let me check your body development... Ah... Ow... Why did you hit me... Ow... It hurts..."

The last sounds were made after Sun Wukong beat her up, while scolding: "Scoundrel, do you think changing clothes is enough? You need to correct your shameless behavior... Die..."

"Alright, stop fooling around. We need to set off again." Tang Sen had already packed his luggage, two large bags. Now, with Zhu Baiejie's large bag, it was three bags in total.

Tang Sen, Sun Wukong, and Zhu Baiejie each carried a large bag. Suddenly, Zhu Baiejie called out: "Oh, I don't like carrying bags. I'm a delicate woman, how can I carry such a big travel bag? Master, you're a man, you should take responsibility and carry my bag."

Tang Sen grumbled: "One of the principles of hiking is 'carry your own luggage.' Whether you're a delicate girl or a child, once you join the hiking group, you must follow this rule. If you want to hand over your bag to a man halfway, the hiking group won't welcome you next time."

Zhu Baiejie pouted: "Then why doesn't Xiaobailong carry a bag?"

Tang Sen smiled: "I'm carrying hers. Her things are in my bag."

Zhu Baiejie was drenched in sweat: "Disciple is not convinced. We're both women, and my chest is bigger. Why such unfair treatment?"

Sun Wukong kicked her on the butt: "Because Xiaobailong has to carry Tang Sen..."

Zhu Baiejie: "..."

Leaving the hotel, Gao Taigong and Gao Cuilan were already waiting with a group of subordinates. Gao Taigong had prepared many daily necessities for Tang Sen's group, all of which he made Zhu Baiejie carry. As for the transportation he arranged, Tang Sen politely declined. This journey to the West was not about speed but depth, and a bicycle was sufficient.

Just as they were about to part, Gao Cuilan hugged Tang Sen and cried like a teary-eyed girl. However, Tang Sen was destined not to stay and marry into the family. Gao Cuilan was a shut-in and didn't like traveling far. They probably wouldn't see each other again, so they had to bid farewell with tears.

"Come and see me again in the future." Gao Cuilan waved: "I'll continue posting on the shut-in guardian website, and you must reply to my posts."

"Sure!" Tang Sen smiled: "Even if we can't be a couple, we can still be friends."

"Ah... a good person card!" Gao Cuilan screamed, clutching her chest and falling to the ground.

Throughout history, it was usually women who gave men good person cards, but with Tang Sen, it was the opposite. Gao Cuilan rolled on the ground, looking like she was in unbearable pain, but Tang Sen, who understood shut-ins, knew that their way of expressing emotions was exaggerated, but when it came to handling things, they were often wiser, calmer, and more optimistic than those who lived in the real world...

Because they were strong enough to live independently in a small room. Just for this, they were more resilient than those who needed support to live.

Sure enough, after a while, Gao Cuilan got up and smiled: "Since I've received the card, there's nothing I can do. Let's be friends for now, but I haven't given up yet..." She pounced forward and kissed Tang Sen's right cheek forcefully, then smiled and jumped back.

Being kissed by an ordinary woman, Tang Sen felt nothing, but being kissed by a shut-in made him feel a bit dazed, truly enjoying it immensely.

Tang Sen covered the kissed spot with one hand and waved the other, pedaling the bicycle. Sun Wukong and Zhu Baiejie followed behind, and in an instant, they were far away. Gao Taigong and Gao Cuilan's figures gradually became smaller and eventually disappeared...

At this moment, his phone rang. Tang Sen picked it up and saw it was from Chang'e. Could she have already asked the Jade Emperor for the reason? Tang Sen was overjoyed and quickly answered the call.

The call connected, but instead of Chang'e's usual refined and dignified voice, he heard Wu Gang's crying: "Tang Sen... it's all your fault... After Chang'e returned last night, she asked the Jade Emperor about you. Unexpectedly, just a few words made the Jade Emperor furious, saying she was bewitched by you, colluding with a criminal, and committing a major crime of betraying the Heavenly Court. Now, she is ordered to be confined to the Moon Palace until she kills you and is allowed to move around again. It's all your fault, you小白脸. What kind of love potion did you give her? I went through great lengths to get her phone just to ask you this: What did you do wrong? Why does the Jade Emperor hate you so much that even those who plead for you are punished?"

Tang Sen was stunned after hearing this, almost dropping his phone.

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If you don't give me a recommendation, I'll cry for you to see!

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