Chapter 49

Even if I die, I have to vote; I won’t be satisfied until the end of time!

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What grudge or enmity do you have against me? Tang Sen really wanted to shout to the heavens: "Jade Emperor, you damn lunatic!"

"Hey, Tang Sen, are you still listening?" Wu Gang cried and cursed on the other end of the phone: "Why don’t you just hurry up and die? As long as you die, the Jade Emperor will calm down, and Fairy Chang'e will be free."

Tang Sen picked up his phone and said seriously, "Mr. Wu Gang, please help me send a message to Fairy Chang'e. I, Tang Sen, owe her a favor. Please ask her to wait patiently in the Moon Palace for a while. I don’t have the ability to save her now, but when I become very, very powerful, I will storm the Heavenly Palace and rescue her from the Moon Palace myself... Please have her wait for me to cause a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace."

"What the hell are you talking about? Are you crazy?" Wu Gang was sweating profusely: "Don’t talk about impossible things here. You should just hurry up and die..."

Tang Sen didn’t listen to Wu Gang’s nonsense and abruptly hung up the phone.

"Master, what happened?" Zhu Ba was quite nosy and quickly asked.

Tang Sen’s face darkened, and he said softly, "Chang'e went to the Heavenly Court to speak on my behalf and was placed under house arrest by the Jade Emperor."

Zhu Ba: "..."

"We must leave here as soon as possible," Tang Sen said. "Chang'e will definitely mention where we met. If my guess is correct, after the Jade Emperor placed Chang'e under house arrest, he will immediately send people to Gao Lao Village. We need to leave quickly, or we might not be able to escape."

Tang Sen pedaled hard, accelerating the White Rabbit bicycle to its maximum speed, creating a whirlwind on the road as it sped out of town. Sun Wukong and Zhu Ba followed closely behind.

"Who’s afraid of what? I, Old Sun, wasn’t afraid of anyone when I caused a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace. A few more shrimp soldiers and generals are nothing to me," Sun Wukong grunted.

"Cut the crap," Tang Sen said irritably. "Based on my current observations, your strength isn’t enough to cause a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace. Not to mention those powerful immortals and true deities, even a single Marshal Tianpeng like Zhu Ba can match you. If a few more like Erlang Shen came, you’d be in trouble. What makes you think you can cause a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace? The events 500 years ago were very complicated. You were definitely used by someone and deliberately allowed to cause chaos in the Heavenly Palace..."

"Pfft, you always see everything through a conspiracy theory," Sun Wukong grunted. "I, Old Sun, think the world is simple, with no such conspiracies. When I caused a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace, it was just with my big staff..."

As he said this, Sun Wukong suddenly screamed, clutching his head and rolling on the ground: "No, I, Old Sun, didn’t use any big staff back then... That memory is wrong, definitely wrong."

Zhu Ba leaned in from the side: "Master, why does Wukong roll on the ground every time the big staff is mentioned? Did you cast some kind of Tightening Curse on her?"

"Well..." Tang Sen took out his phone, opened "The Invincible Dragon," and threw it to Zhu Ba: "Read it yourself."

Zhu Ba picked up the phone and read: "Long Aotian punched the leader of the 'Invincible Gate,' Zhang Song, into unconsciousness. He reached out and grabbed Zhang Qiaoying, who was trembling in fear, and sneered, 'Miss Zhang, didn’t you say that anyone who offended you would only have one path to death, and that your father would tear me apart in seconds? How come your father can’t even take one move from me? Look, he’s lying unconscious on the ground. I can kill him with just a finger.'"

Zhang Qiaoying was so scared that she was speechless, and she cried, "You... you... who are you? Please spare my father... don’t kill him."

Long Aotian laughed loudly, "Remember this: my name is Long Aotian, your first and last man..."

With that, Long Aotian tore Zhang Qiaoying’s clothes, exposing her flawless body.

"Don’t... please don’t..." Zhang Qiaoying cried.

"No crying, no resistance, or I’ll kill your father."

The girl’s cries suddenly stopped, and she froze.

Long Aotian pressed Zhang Qiaoying down without any mercy, raising his pulsating staff... *slap slap slap slap*... (Due to the explicit and violent content, the book cannot continue to transcribe it.)

Zhu Ba’s whole body trembled as she read, her pretty face turning bright red, as if it would drip blood.

Tang Sen grunted, "Got it? This is such a shameless novel. Wukong has hated the big staff ever since she read this and doesn’t want to mention it again. You should be careful not to bring up such vulgar words."

Sun Wukong got up from the ground, nodding vigorously, "Absolutely don’t read such vulgar things."

"Heh... hehehe... hehehe... hahaha... hehehahaha..." Zhu Ba suddenly let out a strange laugh, as if she had suddenly turned into a terrifying demon. Against a black background, Zhu Ba laughed wildly to the sky: "Hahaha... this novel is so good, it’s just what I like, hahaha... so good... where’s the full version? I want to read the full version!"

Tang Sen and Sun Wukong were shocked.

Zhu Ba quickly searched on her phone. After a few minutes, she raised her phone and laughed wildly, "Found it, hahaha... it’s the great work of Thirty-Second Eunuch, 'The Invincible Dragon,' serialized on Qidian.com. The full version has over 16 million words, and it has forced 573 maidens to submit from start to finish, hahaha, this is great, I’m going to read to my heart’s content..."

Tang Sen: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Hugbear: "..."

White Dragon: "..."

"This guy is definitely a middle-aged pervert, what should we do?" Sun Wukong whispered.

"If she were a man, we could turn her into a eunuch to stop her from being lecherous," White Dragon said softly. "But she’s a woman, and this illness can’t be cured."

Tang Sen shook his head, "Give her a good beating and throw her away!"

"Throwing her away isn’t good. I hate the word 'throw away' the most," Hugbear said. "We should tie her up and send her back to the Heavenly Court."

"Don’t do that. If you mention the Heavenly Court, they might really come," Tang Sen said. Before he finished, he heard a loud drumming in the sky. A large cloud of white mist rolled over, and on top of the cloud were countless heavenly soldiers, too many to count.

Tang Sen was terrified. He looked around and saw clouds surging everywhere, and in a moment, the sky was filled with heavenly soldiers and generals, at least ten thousand.

"Damn, so many?" Tang Sen was sweating profusely. "What’s going on this time? The previous times were small-scale assassinations. Why such a large-scale operation this time?"

Sun Wukong laughed, "This is just right. When the Heavenly Court attacked my Flower-Fruit Mountain 500 years ago, the scale was even larger, with a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. Now, I think there are at most ten thousand."

Zhu Ba looked up at the sky and said, "To capture Sun Wukong and me, Marshal Tianpeng, the Heavenly Court has to make a significant effort. Sending a few heavenly generals wouldn’t be enough to defeat us."

Hugbear was sweating profusely, "You guys are all gods, and you can still talk and laugh in the face of such a large-scale operation. I can’t do that. I’m so scared. At a time like this, I have to pretend to be Hugbear." With that, Hugbear stopped talking and moved, disguising himself as a regular plush toy.

White Dragon remained in the form of a bicycle the whole time. Well, Miss White Dragon is a well-bred lady and doesn’t easily engage in combat. Fighting is best left to troublemakers.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly and looked up, shouting to the sky, "Which deities have come? Please state your names so we can avoid unnecessary conflict."

A woman in golden armor and a golden-winged black gold crown appeared from the clouds, standing tall and graceful. She placed her left hand on her hip and held a golden, shining pagoda in her right hand. She said proudly, "I am Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, here to capture the wanted criminals. Surrender now, or face the consequences."