Chapter 58

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After resting, Tang Sen and his group continued west, beginning to cross the treacherous Yellow Wind Ridge. The border mountains between small countries were indeed troublesome, with no roads at all, making the mountains seem like a primeval forest. Zhu Bajie took a rake and walked in front, clearing the tangled shrubs to forcibly open a path.

In such a place, bicycles were useless. Xiaobailong transformed into a snow-white horse, carrying Tang Sen up the mountain. This small change was nothing much; neither Tang Sen nor Xiaobailong gave it much thought.

But the middle-aged man inside Zhu Bajie's heart began to stir again: "Wow, Xiaobailong has turned into a horse... This is better, riding is more exciting than a bicycle... Master, your butt rubbing against Xiaobailong's willowy waist, feels good, doesn't it?"

"Filthy talk! Vulgar!" Sun Wukong jumped up and kicked Zhu Bajie in the face, sending her rolling into the mountain ravine.

Xiaobailong was so embarrassed she couldn't live, and with a kick of her hoof, she threw Tang Sen off, transforming back into human form and crying on the ground.

Tang Sen's butt almost split open, but what was more important now was to comfort Xiaobailong. He quickly went to her side and said, "Hey, Xiaobailong, don't cry... Zhu Bajie is just spouting nonsense, why pay attention to her?"

"Sniff... Although what she said isn't nice, it's true..." Xiaobailong cried on the ground: "I can't get married anymore."

Tang Sen didn't know how to console her at first, and in a panic, he said, "Didn't you say before that you're a wanted criminal and can't get married? So... the situation hasn't gotten worse, you can't get married anyway, no need to be sad."

"Oh? Is that so? Can't get married anyway... That's right... No one wants me anyway." Xiaobailong got up and transformed back into a white horse: "Since it's already a done deal, a few more touches don't matter... This girl is not talented, but she's brave enough to be a bad girl, please bear with me."

Tang Sen: "..."

Actually, you've been in contact countless times when you were a bicycle, right? Tang Sen couldn't help but facepalm and climbed back onto the horse.

He didn't mind much, after all, he was riding a white horse, and he couldn't masturbate on a horse, so he felt at ease and had no hesitation. But Xiaobailong was greatly affected. As soon as Tang Sen climbed onto her back, she let out a low moan similar to a woman being caressed by a man: "Ah..."

Tang Sen: "..."

"This girl's legs are a bit weak... I can't walk normally..."

"Then why are you carrying me?" Tang Sen almost flipped the table, jumped off the horse, and said: "Transform back into human form, I'll carry you."

Xiaobailong shyly transformed back into human form, her white clothes fluttering, she was extremely beautiful. Tang Sen carried her on his back, his hands holding her thighs. This action wasn't particularly intimate for ordinary men and women in the present world, but for Xiaobailong, it was too stimulating. The hot hands of a man pressing on her thighs felt like being scorched by fire. She let out a soft moan and lay limp on Tang Sen's back, unable to move a finger.

"This girl doesn't want you to carry me... Can Wukong sister carry me?" Xiaobailong asked weakly.

Sun Wukong snorted: "I'm less than 1.3 meters tall, can I carry you? If you lie on my back, your feet will touch the ground."

That makes sense!

Zhu Bajie crawled out of the ravine and said with a lecherous smile: "I'll carry Xiaobailong."

Seeing the malicious light in Zhu Bajie's eyes, Xiaobailong quickly said: "No... No... It's better if Tang Sen carries me."

This small interlude delayed them for quite some time. Finally, they started climbing the mountain again. They climbed to the top of a small hill and looked ahead, only to see one mountain after another, stretching for hundreds of miles. Tang Sen couldn't help but laugh bitterly: "It's hard to say how long it will take to get out of these mountains... I don't think we can cross in half a month."

"Half a month?" Xiaobailong was startled: "Does this girl have to lie on Tang Sen's back for half a month? Men and women should not be in such close contact, how can this happen repeatedly? If it lasts for half a month, this girl can't live."

"I'm not carrying you for half a month!" Tang Sen was drenched in sweat: "If your legs aren't weak, get down and walk yourself..."

Just as he said this, suddenly, an extremely ugly hunter emerged from the nearby forest. He was dressed in leather, wearing a straw hat, with a steel knife at his waist and a hunting rifle in his hand. He aimed at Tang Sen and his group and shouted: "Who are you, why are you loitering in this desolate place? Are you human or monster?"

Tang Sen quickly said: "Hunter brother, don't be afraid, I'm human, my name is Tang Sen, from the East Land of Tang, heading to the West..."

He was about to say he was traveling to the West to broaden his horizons, but Zhu Bajie interrupted: "To the West to seek a wife."

Damn, Tang Sen couldn't stop her in time, so he just let it go.

"Originally, you're traveling a long distance to find a wife? Young people are truly romantic." The ugly hunter laughed and put away his hunting rifle: "I am Ye Tianlong, a hunter from the Wusang country, living by hunting in these mountains. You young people are too naive, can you just enter the Yellow Wind Ridge casually? Your current position is still relatively on the outskirts. If you enter deeper into the mountains... you will surely die."

"Originally, you are Mr. Ye Tianlong!" Tang Sen quickly asked humbly: "What dangers are there in the mountains?"

Ye Tianlong had a bitter expression: "There are monsters in these mountains... and they are very deranged, specifically targeting young men and women with good looks, no one knows why. Look at my face, it's very ugly, right? Someone like me is very safe, the monsters won't even bother to catch me. But if you look like you..."

His gaze swept over the handsome and dashing Tang Sen, the gentle and beautiful Xiaobailong, the cute and innocent Sun Wukong, and finally the full-figured and alluring Zhu Bajie. He shook his head: "You all look too good, entering these mountains is like sending lambs to the wolves, you will definitely be captured by the monsters."

Tang Sen couldn't understand this, and asked curiously: "Monsters that specifically target handsome men and beautiful women? What's the point? Handsome men don't taste better than ugly men, they're all human meat."

Ye Tianlong shook his head: "That's not necessarily true. For example, when you go to the market to buy potatoes, you would also choose the ones with better appearance, wouldn't you? Potatoes with a rough appearance, you might not even want them if they were given to you."

Tang Sen was responsible for buying groceries and cooking at home, and he found Ye Tianlong's words reasonable. Indeed, when he went to the market, he always chose the best-looking vegetables and fruits, such as golden apples, juicy peaches, and plump cherries. No matter how you think about it, good-looking vegetables and fruits are more popular.

He seriously compared his appearance with Ye Tianlong's. If he were a monster, he would let Ye Tianlong go and eat him instead.

Ye Tianlong patted Tang Sen's shoulder: "Young man, I advise you, don't go any further, turn back quickly." After saying this, he bowed and went down the eastern slope.

"Wow, there are monsters, and they specifically target handsome men and beautiful women." Xiaobailong said timidly: "Let's take a detour..."

"Hehe, I'm not afraid." Hugbear said: "After all, I'm Hugbear, not tasty."

"Pfft, what's there to be afraid of a few small monsters? I'll beat them all with one stick." Sun Wukong was unhappy.

"I don't mind eating handsome men, but eating beautiful women is too deranged." Zhu Bajie said indignantly: "Beautiful women are for pampering, hugging, kissing, caressing, for... Ah ah ah..." By the end, her face was full of lecherous expressions, and her nose was bleeding, who knows what she was thinking: "I absolutely cannot allow the act of eating beautiful women, it's a waste of natural resources. I will go and punish that monster!"

Tang Sen thought carefully and said: "The Yellow Wind Ridge covers a vast area, probably more than a few hundred miles. It's hard to say how long it will take to go around. We should go straight west and cross the mountains. If the monster doesn't appear, it's fine. If it does, we'll eliminate it for the people."

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