Chapter 59 of 100
Chapter 59
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Tang Sen doesn't like to stir up trouble. The real world is a dogshit game; even if you defeat a boss, no equipment drops. Therefore, he smeared some black mud and withered grass on his face to make himself look ugly: "You guys, change too. All of you, become ugly. I just want to cross Yellow Wind Ridge peacefully and don't want to cause any trouble."
Hug Bear giggled: "I don't need to change, and I won't. Haha!"
Sun Wu Kong shook his head: "Old Sun isn't afraid... but since it's your request, I'll change." She transformed into a monkey, a monkey wearing clothes with a backpack, clearly a monkey demon.
Zhu Ba Jie laughed and transformed into a large pig head, a pig demon carrying a rake, truly ugly.
Xiao Bai Long, seeing that they had both become extremely ugly, hesitated: "I don't want to become that ugly, what should I do?"
"Then just turn back into a horse!" Zhu Ba Jie said with a lecherous smile: "This time, I'll ride..."
"No!" Xiao Bai Long hid behind Tang Sen. When she came out again, everyone noticed that her body was still human, but her head had turned into a white dragon's head. It turned out that the Dragon King clan had three basic forms: human form, dragon form, and a form with a dragon's head and a human body, which could be considered a half-dragon form.
Everyone looked at each other's disguises and couldn't help but laugh: "Great, we're all demons now. The demon who likes to catch handsome men and beautiful women shouldn't bother us."
The group set off again, crossing mountains and ridges.
Yellow Wind Ridge was indeed vast. After walking for two days and crossing several mountain peaks, they still faced a vast expanse of rugged mountains and forests, with no end in sight. However, as the wild beasts in the forest increased and the vegetation became denser, the yin energy grew heavier, indicating they were approaching the center of the mountain range.
One noon, the group arrived at the foot of a mountain with a heavy demonic aura. Even Tang Sen, a mortal, could feel the oppressive atmosphere. Sun Wu Kong used her Fire Eyes to look up the mountain and frowned: "The demonic aura is emanating from the mountaintop. It's not just one or two demons; it's a whole nest of them."
"A whole nest? Then we definitely shouldn't provoke them." Tang Sen shrugged: "The real world is a dogshit game; even bosses don't drop equipment. Small demons are even less likely to, and fighting them would only tire us out with no benefits."
Everyone held their breath, trying to pass quietly through the mountain. However, just a few steps in, a whirlwind suddenly appeared, and a yellow shadow darted toward Tang Sen's group.
Sun Wu Kong quickly stepped in front of Tang Sen to protect him. The yellow shadow didn't collide with them but stopped about three meters away. The whirlwind dissipated, and the yellow shadow revealed its true form: a beautiful woman with a seductive appearance. She wore a tiger skin outfit with a low neckline, revealing a deep cleavage... Unfortunately, she had a pair of large cat ears on her head and a long tiger tail, revealing her as a tiger demon.
Tang Sen was about to scold the tiger demon but saw her bow, leaning forward, making her cleavage even more noticeable. Fortunately, Tang Sen was only interested in otaku girls and wouldn't be swayed by a regular woman's cleavage.
The tiger demon smiled while bowing: "Welcome, distinguished guests from the demon world, to Yellow Wind Ridge." Her voice was pleasant and polite, like a receptionist at a mall greeting customers.
Tang Sen composed himself: "We are demons from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East, on our way to the West for a trip. We are passing through this precious mountain and are in a hurry to travel. We didn't have the chance to pay respects to the king on the mountain, and we apologize for any rudeness."
The tiger demon looked at Tang Sen's group for a moment and easily recognized the monkey demon, pig demon, and little dragon king but couldn't identify what kind of demon Tang Sen was. However, seeing him with other demons, she assumed he wasn't human. She smiled: "You are guests from afar. You've come to the right place. Our 'Yellow Wind Ridge Demon Tourism Development Company' has recently launched a new sightseeing service for all demon friends. If you don't mind, why don't you come up the mountain for a tour?"
"What?" Tang Sen was sweating. What's a 'Yellow Wind Ridge Demon Tourism Development Company' and 'sightseeing service'? Why does it sound so strange and off?
The tiger demon pouted: "Please give Tiger Girl a chance to take you up the mountain... Tiger Girl has been a receptionist for many days and hasn't been able to bring a single guest up the mountain. The boss is very angry and says if she doesn't bring guests up, she'll be fired. It's really pitiful, really pitiful. Please have some sympathy for me." She swayed her hips, her ears twitching, and her long tail wagging, looking quite pitiful.
Tang Sen thought to himself: This demon tourism company isn't simple; they even know to send a cat-eared girl to attract customers. This tactic is said to be a specialty of Akihabara in Japan, and it's surprising that even demons know it. Although this cat-eared girl is a tiger, not a cat, she's still a cat!
"Come on, let's go up and take a look!" Tiger Girl continued to pout: "The tickets are guaranteed to be cheap."
"What should we do?" Xiao Bai Long whispered in Tang Sen's ear: "Should we go?"
Tang Sen thought seriously. The cat-eared girl's charm was powerful, and he couldn't resist it. Influenced by his mother, he had a certain fondness for otaku things, and cat-eared girls are part of that. He had to give her some face.
Furthermore, he thought deeper. Don't be fooled by the small, pouting Tiger Girl. There might be a whole group of demons observing from the mountain. If they didn't go up for a tour, it would be a loss of face, and a group of demons might attack. It's better to go up and see, after all, passing by someone's precious mountain without paying respects isn't proper.
"Alright, let's go and take a look." Tang Sen smiled: "Lead the way!"
Tiger Girl cheered: "Oh, Tiger Girl has finally attracted her first batch of customers, how happy I am... Distinguished guests, please follow Tiger Girl up the mountain." She politely gestured for them to follow and led the way up the mountain path.
Tang Sen's group followed, climbing up the mountain. At the halfway point, they saw a three-meter-high gate with a golden sign that read: "Yellow Wind Ridge Character Park."
Tang Sen couldn't help but ask: "What does 'Character Park' mean?"
Tiger Girl smiled: "Respected guests, since you are from outside the mountain, you should know about the 'zoos' outside, where many strange and beautiful animals are captured and displayed for humans to admire. Our Yellow Wind Ridge does the same, but with handsome men and beautiful women captured from various places and displayed for demon friends to admire. Hence, it's called a 'Character Park.'"
Damn, what a crazy place! Tang Sen felt a bit uneasy. It seems the hunter Ye Tianlong was right; the demons in the mountain do capture handsome men and beautiful women, but not to eat them, but to open a 'Character Park'...
Tiger Girl led the group through the gate, and there was even a ticket booth. A deer demon sat inside, and upon seeing Tiger Girl's group, the deer demon laughed: "Tiger Pioneer, you are truly skilled, attracting customers again. Are you still saying you haven't attracted any customers and will be fired? Hahaha!"
Tang Sen covered his face. This is a common tactic used by human receptionists, and he didn't expect a tiger demon to know it.
The ticket-selling deer demon counted Tang Sen's group and announced: "Customers have arrived, one male demon of unknown species, one female monkey demon, one female pig demon, one little dragon king... What? Dragon King?"
The deer demon almost wet himself in fear, stepping back and exclaiming: "Dragon King!"
"Don't be afraid. Although I belong to the Dragon King clan, I am a fugitive wanted by the Heavenly Court and am now considered a demon." Xiao Bai Long smiled bitterly.
"I see, you really scared me. I thought the Heavenly Court had sent someone to investigate our illegal operations." The deer demon patted his chest in relief: "Four tickets, a total of 320 Usang yuan. Oh, right, since you are demons from the Great Tang Dynasty, and the Great Tang is a major country, its currency is universally accepted. According to the exchange rate, 80 Tang coins will do... Our facilities are a bit outdated and don't support card or online payments, so please pay in cash."
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