Chapter 77

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Although the black shadow was light and fast, how could it possibly escape the eyes of Sun Wukong, the demon king who caused a great disturbance in Heaven 500 years ago? She suddenly sat up and whispered in Tang Sen's ear, "There's something going on."

Tang Sen nodded and whispered back, "I felt it too... but I can't tell who it's targeting."

Sun Wukong chuckled softly, "It doesn't seem to be after us. Let's go check it out." She reached out and grabbed Tang Sen's arm, dragging him along.

The black shadow darted ahead, and the two followed closely behind. In a few seconds, they arrived at the campfire where the handsome men and beautiful women were sleeping, and the shadow slowly approached them...

Tang Sen frowned, "Could it be a monster trying to sneak in and grab someone to eat?"

At this moment, the black shadow was already near one of the beautiful women. Since it was closer to the fire, the light finally illuminated the shadow's face. Tang Sen focused and saw that it was actually Zhu Ba. She had a drooling, lecherous smile, like a middle-aged uncle, and reached out with a wicked hand to touch the woman's chest.

The woman was sleeping soundly, completely unaware of the danger approaching. She turned over in her sleep, revealing her face—it was Li Si, one of the most beautiful women in the group, a goddess-level beauty in human society.

"Hehehe, dear Miss Li Si, I'll take your soft chest..." Zhu Ba's wicked hand was getting closer and closer, about to touch Li Si's chest.

"Damn! A black shadow running around the camp in the middle of the night, I thought it was someone from Heaven, but it turns out to be this perverted woman." Tang Sen was furious and kicked her.

Zhu Ba's mind was completely on Li Si, her head was full of blood, and she didn't notice the surroundings. Tang Sen's flying kick caught her off guard, and she was kicked in the face, spinning and flying out. Before she could even scream, Sun Wukong pounced from behind, covered her mouth, and dragged her into the bushes for a beating.

After kicking Zhu Ba away, Tang Sen's body hung in the air for 0.00001 seconds in a strange flying kick pose, then started to fall. Flying kicks aren't something anyone can do well; they require long-term training to ensure a stable landing...

Tang Sen clearly hadn't trained!

He lost his balance and fell, landing on his butt with a thud. His arms spread out, and his left hand, by chance, grabbed Li Si's chest...

Li Si felt someone touching her and immediately woke up. She rubbed her eyes and saw it was Tang Sen. Instead of getting angry, she was delighted and hugged him, "Master Tang, so you like me too? Hehe... You don't have to sneak around, just tell me, and I'd be happy to..."

Tang Sen was sweating profusely, "No, that's not it!"

Before he could explain, Li Si's delicate red lips pressed against his mouth.

Damn, you're not a shut-in, don't even think about stealing my kiss. Tang Sen pushed Li Si away and tried to sit up. However, their movements were too loud and woke up several other women. They rubbed their eyes and asked, "Hey? Master Tang, what are you doing?"

"Nothing... nothing at all!" Li Si quickly explained, "We didn't do anything."

"Really? Li Si, you crazy woman, don't try to monopolize Master Tang." Several women pounced at once, their lips aiming for Tang Sen's face. This commotion woke up even more women...

Tang Sen was drenched in cold sweat. What should he do? If it were a group of shut-ins, Tang Sen would be overjoyed and wouldn't hesitate to take them all, but a group of popular girls? No way, even if they offered.

Tang Sen jumped up with a koi fish leap, his feet moving like the Lingbo Step, and he quickly escaped the women's encirclement, darting into the bushes.

In the woods, Sun Wukong was still beating Zhu Ba on the ground. Tang Sen ran past them, shouting, "Quick, it's terrifying..."

"What's so scary?" Sun Wukong and Zhu Ba were puzzled.

Before they could figure out what was happening, Tang Sen was already far away. The bushes parted, and a group of women pounced. Sun Wukong quickly dodged, but Zhu Ba, still lying on the ground, couldn't move in time. The women's feet trampled over her one by one...

"Ah... so good! Beautiful women's feet are stepping on me..."

"Ah, step harder..."

"Keep going... so good..."

Zhu Ba made strange sounds as she was being trampled... After a while, when the women had all run past, her voice gradually weakened.

Sun Wukong picked up a stick and poked Zhu Ba, who was covered in footprints and had a flushed face, clearly enjoying it to the point of almost ascending to heaven.

"Sigh, let's dig a hole and bury her," Sun Wukong sighed.

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The next day, when everyone woke up and started preparing breakfast, Tang Sen looked exhausted, with dark circles under his eyes...

Xiaobailong asked curiously, "Brother Tang Sen, didn't you sleep?"

Tang Sen shook his head with a bitter smile, "It's hard to sleep when a group of crazy women are chasing me. And... when they chased me into the mountains, they got lost and couldn't find their way back. I had to carry them back one by one... Is this even fair?"

Tang Sen couldn't escape the women's clutches. While carrying them back, they took the opportunity to leave kiss marks on his neck... His neck was red with countless lipstick marks.

Breakfast was a bit of a problem. The over a hundred handsome men and beautiful women rescued from the park had no food. Tang Sen took out all the instant noodles and luncheon meat from his bag and cooked them, but each person only got a tiny bit... This meant there would be nothing left for lunch.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong and Zhu Ba were both very capable. Tang Sen gave them some money, and they flew to Gao Lao Village, returning with several large bags of food in less than half an hour. They assigned a few handsome, strong men to carry the food, enough to last for several days until they left Yellow Wind Ridge.

Everyone traveled during the day and rested at night. During the day, they rushed to cover as much ground as possible. At night, they had to prevent Zhu Ba from sneaking to attack the women and also prevent Tang Sen from being attacked by the women. Laughter echoed through Yellow Wind Ridge until they finally left the mountains...

What no one knew was that inside Yellow Wind Ridge, a three-eyed little girl was leading a group of heavenly soldiers and generals in circles in a cave.

"Lord Erlang, we can fly, so why do we have to crawl through the cave?" the Six Ding and Six Jia asked cautiously.

Erlang Shen huffed, "It's all because of that Lingji Bodhisattva. A few days ago, I saw her floating in the sky. Of course, we can't fly in the sky. If she saw us and asked what we were doing, how could we tell her we were here to catch a bride? That would definitely cause a rift between Heaven and the Great Thunderclap Temple... To avoid diplomatic issues, we have to hide in the cave."

The Six Ding and Six Jia understood, "I see... But why have we been crawling through this cave for three days? The walls around here seem familiar."

Erlang Shen pouted and thought for a long time, "Ahem... I have something to announce to all the heavenly soldiers and generals... That is... this lord... ahem... is lost! Lost, ah ah ah... How the hell do we get out of this cave?"

The Six Ding and Six Jia panicked, "Lord Erlang, don't worry. With your powers, you can just split the mountain."

"Oh, right!" Erlang Shen pulled out a giant axe and with a crack, split the mountain open. The sunlight streamed in, "Hahaha, this lord is finally free."

Later...

The story of Erlang Shen "splitting the mountain to find a way" was secretly spread by the heavenly soldiers. As rumors always get distorted, the story gradually changed. What was originally "splitting the mountain to find a way" became "splitting the mountain to save his mother," and thus the legend of Erlang Shen "splitting the mountain to save his mother" was born...

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