Chapter 2 - My Love Rival Is Very Gentle

Lin Pointy Brows: Is OP not here?

Mother Aidu 12138: 2333333 He couldn’t have gotten scared away by this astonishing truth, right?

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: I was always here. Oh, I was just ranting yesterday. Today, I will answer everyone more seriously.

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: I can confirm that x and I are both straight. We definitely like girls. So it’s not possible that x likes me. (smile)

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: Additionally, a girl said yesterday that y is lucky to be liked by us. Actually y isn’t the slightest bit lucky. In fact, we are the lucky ones that she is able to let us like her. So I’m quite thankful that y can make us like her.

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: y is the kind of girl who is very independent and intelligent, elegant and forthright, gentle and considerate, yet very decisive and steadfast. There was this one time where there was an issue with our club’s event clothes. No one knew what to do. She was the one who ran here and there, resolving this problem by herself.

I’m not that good with words. I just think that I’m lucky to be able to meet and like this kind of girl. (smile)

It’s not like that : y is very lucky. Really.

Nan Su Li : So this tells us that as long as you yourself are sufficiently outstanding, outstanding people like you.

Heron dragging an axe : That is why one must work hard to become an even better person.

It’s been said that chatterboxes ought to die : That is why one must work hard to let oneself be able to match up to those who are outstanding.

After 9, before dawn : 23333 so, what should we who are lazy, short, poor, and stupid do?

Mother Aidu 12138: 233333 commenter above, enough.

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: Being short is something that you can’t really change. But being lazy, poor, and stupid are. 1 That’s why you just need to work hard to change. The worst thing is to not put in the effort but be unhappy that you are lazy, poor, and stupid.

Lin Pointy Brows: What commenter above said is good!

Mother Aidu 12138: 23333333 speaking of which, why did it suddenly become chicken soup for the soul 2

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: I personally think that every girl is like a flower, each with their own kind of beauty. Each and every girl deserves to be respected and loved. (smile)

Nan Su Li : How touching

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: OP must really respect girls

Lin Pointy Brows: I haven’t met you, but for some reason I feel like OP is a male god!

You’re not a fish, you’re not me: By the way, it’s almost noon. Is OP not going to eat?

Mother Aidu 12138 : 233333 the style’s changed again. But OP should go eat. Afterall, University A is also known as a pigsty.

It’s been said that chatterboxes ought to die : pigsty?! 23333 seriously?

Mother Aidu 12138 : I dare to swear on my integrity that that is absolutely true. You haven’t seen how as soon as class is over, A University students race to the cafeteria like mad pigs that have escaped their pigpen!

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: Hey hey, is it really alright to describe us like this!? (Quietly whispers that this description is quite accurate.)

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: But I don’t need to go fight for food (￣▽￣) Because x is cooking at the moment.

(Coincidentally, it’s my favorite sweet and sour pork ribs)

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: ……

It’s been said that chatterboxes ought to die : Why did I lift up a torch.

Eccentric Ultimate Gong : Why did I pick up the gas.

You’re not a fish, you’re not me: Why do I feel such grief and indignation.

Mother Aidu 12138 : 233333 Because you are all single dogs.

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: You say that as if you aren’t a single dog as well.

Mother Aidu 12138 :[Uploaded a picture] Baby feels wronged but baby doesn’t say. 3

prince yeya: Puerilism: full of childishness, mimicking how toddlers speak, claiming to be only 5 years old, and calling everyone “Uncle” and “Aunt”. It appears to be due to hysteria.

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: blooming trance

Nan Su Li : blooming trance

It’s been said that chatterboxes ought to die : blooming trance

Mother Aidu 12138 : Ah~ The water of West Lake (in Hangzhou), my tears~ Baby is not happy

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: Not happy.

Mother Aidu 12138: hmm? What’s going on?

Lin Pointy Brows: Male god, what happened?

Eccentric Ultimate Gong : Tell me about your unhappiness and make me happy.

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: I said before that x helps wash all my dirty laundry. Actually, I felt sorry and didn’t want to trouble x any more about it. So while x was away, I hurriedly washed the jacket that I’d changed in the afternoon. When x came back, he looked a little sad to see the jacket on the balcony.

(Btw, why would he have such an expression? I really don’t understand (=_=))

Then after seeing my expression, his somewhat sad expression immediately changed to a worried and concerned look, because something happened that made me full of sorrow and heartbroken.

You’re not a fish, you’re not me: Sitting and waiting for the continuation while eating the melon.

prince yeya: Distribute poison, sit, and wait.

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: Ahhhhhhhh! When I was washing my clothes, I forgot to take out the White Rabbit Creamy Candy 4 that I just bought. It wasn’t until I was shaking out the jacket on the balcony and shook it out that I remembered about it! But, it can no longer be eaten.

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: Luckily, x has extra candy. (Quietly say that even though x buys so much candy, I haven’t seen him eat any before.) But, what makes my heart ache is that x only gave me three and told me, “Don’t eat too much or you will get a toothache again.” (I have decided to wait till x isn’t here to secretly eat all the candy!)

After 9, before dawn : WARNING! DON’T ADVERTISE

Lin Pointy Brows: To think that male god actually loves to eat White Rabbit Creamy Candy. I also love it ,, ^,,

Mother Aidu 12138 : Commenter above focused on the wrong thing. Shouldn’t the main point be that OP is dumb?

Heron dragging an axe: Commenter above focused on the wrong thing. Shouldn’t the main point be the love rival who is a ‘dutiful wife and loving mother’? 5

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: All the commenters above are wrong. Shouldn’t the main point be that OP was dumb and plans to steal candy?

You’re not a fish, you’re not me: Who wants to eat candy. I have square candy ‘chocolate’ Swiss candy ‘ fruit candy’ ‘assorted candy’ ‘milk candy’ peanut candy’ sesame candy’ corn candy’ grape candy’ lollipop’ cotton candy’ crispy candy’ gummy candy’ toffee’ coconut candy’ popping candy’ maltose’ xylulose 6 ’ stevia 7 ’ lactulose’ 8 ’brown sugar’ white sugar’ granulated sugar’ crystal sugar’. Only for 998! 998, if you can’t buy it, you’re missing out. If you don’t buy it, you’ve been duped! It’s the real deal! A real bargain!

prince yeya: Kneeling down to the commenter above.

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: Haha, everyone always seems to be in good spirits. I’m not going to talk anymore, x is calling me to go eat (￣▽￣) Good bye for now.

It’s not like that : Goodbye, I’m going to go get food.

Yao Yao not pixie: I’m also going to go eat. If I don’t go, my mom is going to punch me (つд)

The author has something to say: Washing candy is definitely a true story. Because this was how my candy was gone (囧

The translators have something to say:

Kame: ngl, this happened before but it wasn’t candy, it was chewing gum. Smh…though there was a time when there was candy, and tissue…and a dollar bill…(not me)… Hence why it’s extremely important that one always checks all the pockets before taking them to wash. Daed: Sad times. For me, it’s usually forgotten earphones or some change.

Footnotes

Sort of like nature vs nurture. meaning inspirational advice 宝宝委屈但宝宝不说 Bǎobǎo wěiqu dàn bǎobǎo bù shuō: This is a Chinese Internet slang for people (usually couples) to act coquettishly that they felt wronged or something. 大白兔奶糖 dà bái tù nǎi táng : a Chinese brand of milk candy 贤妻良母 Xián qīliáng mǔ : Good wife and mother/ dutiful wife and loving mother. a type of sugar a type of sweetener and sugar substitute a “synthetic sugar used to treat constipation” (medlineplus.gov)