Chapter 4 Part 1 - I Got Together With My Love Rival (1)

Eccentric Ultimate Gong : You finally realized

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: You finally realized

(Speaking of which! You just realized something that anyone who wasn’t ‘blind’ would have realized!)

Mother Aidu 12138 : You finally realized

(23333 regarding Bei Gu’s realization, I want to express great joy)

It’s been said that chatterboxes ought to die : You finally realized (comments below formation.)

Eccentric Ultimate Gong : Btw, how did you find out (professional in breaking formation for 20 years)

You’re not a fish, you’re not me: Even though the above comment’s act of breaking formation is extremely detestable, but! What’s more important is: how did someone as dense as Bei Gu realize?

Nan Su Li : Right! How did you find out?

The bottle that crossed the river : pop up and wait.

It’s not like that : I think we won’t be able to wait for his reply for this period of time.

After 9, before dawn : Eh? Why? How do you know?

Heron dragging an axe : Of course she knows, because she is y.

Mother Aidu 12138 : Huh?!

Heron dragging an axe : That’s right. Everyone can think about it. The first time she replied was to say to Pointy Brows “If you were her, you would understand what the situation was.”

Why would she say that? Did she know if Pointy Brows didn’t? So this can subtly express that she is y. That’s why she knew. After Pointy Brows expressed her confusion, didn’t she act like nothing had happened and changed the subject? (“It’s nothing. Hey, you guys seem to have gotten off-topic.”)

And then after Bei Gu said that he was lucky to have met y, didn’t she also reply very sincerely, “y is very lucky. Really.”? Did no one think that she had been too serious? Then after that, Bei Gu said that he found his love rival more and more incomprehensible. Didn’t she reply, “what?”

Seriously, I only felt that I t’s not was very calm. Now, taking It’s not ’s name into account, I conclude that It’s not like that is in fact y!

Eccentric Ultimate Gong : Holy shit! It makes so much sense!

Lin Pointy Brows: I t’s not , are you or are you not y?!

Mother Aidu 12138 : Since you put it like that, I also think that I t’s not is y! Remember how when we were playing the surname pinyin game in the groupchat, she said that her surname was Yan 1 ! Isn’t the pinyin of Yan y?!

prince yeya: why do i feel like this is kind of like a detective drama

You’re not a fish, you’re not me: eating melon in the front-row seat

Ah Ming who loves MC Gongs: distribute poison in the front row

It’s not like that : no need to guess anymore, I am y.

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: !!!! This plot with many twists and turns is really-!

Yao Yao not pixie: it’s not , why do you want to secretly lurk among the spectators(●—●)

It’s not like that : because I’m worried and curious about what this idiot would do. He’s seriously an idiot who is totally unaware of anything.

It’s not like that : this idiot doesn’t even think, if x really did like me, then he wouldn’t have decided to study abroad years ago.

It’s not like that : Actually, x had planned to continue studying abroad. He came to A University to find me a couple days before he left. x and I casually strolled around the campus as we talked about our lives these past two years, up until we reached the basketball court where Bei Gu was playing ball. So naturally, I stopped to watch for a while. Then when I turned my head, I saw x watching Bei Gu with his full attention. At that time, I didn’t think much of it.

The next day, x told me that he decided not to go overseas. I asked him why, and he said, “Because I met someone very important.”

Not two days later, he came to A University. By chance, he entered Bei Gu’s class and happened to be in the same dorm as Bei Gu. With so many coincidences, I would be a real idiot if I didn’t think something was up.

Since we were kids, x was that kind of candid person of noble character. Besides, it’s not anything disgraceful to like someone. So he very frankly admitted that he liked Bei Gu.

Although I had my suspicions at the time, they were just suspicions. So when x admitted it, I was shocked senseless. Even though x didn’t hold much interest in girls, but he was even less interested in guys, ok? I always thought that x was a monk who had no desires or wants.

After I came back to my senses, I asked x angrily, “So? What do you plan to do? Bend 2 him?”

Everyone knows that homosexuals experience a lot of hardships. If x really did bend a straight man who has a bright future ahead of him just because he liked the latter, that would be deplorable.

x shook his head and said, “No way. How could I do that kind of harmful thing just because I liked someone?”

My heart let out a sigh of relief. Just as I was about to speak, there was the sound of someone’s mumbling in the corner of the equipment room.

……Bei Gu was slacking off and taking a nap there.

Luckily, he only heard phrases such as “like” and his name. Afterwards, to cover it up, I said, “It’s nothing, just x confessing.” Yes, x is confessing. However, he’s confessing to you.

Unsurprisingly, Bei Gu misunderstood.

Lin Pointy Brows: pat pat I t’s not girlie.

Eccentric Ultimate Gong : After reading this summary, my balls ache. 3

It’s been said that chatterboxes ought to die : I thought it would be a romance (story) but it turned out to be the cannon fodder’s story……

Mother Aidu 12138 : 233333 hey, to say that she’s cannon fodder, that’s enough! Nevertheless, whether it’s It’s not girlie or x, their three world views 4 are very straight.

It’s been said that chatterboxes ought to die : I agree with the commenter above. There used to be a homosexual in my school. He fell in love with a straight guy and bent the guy, causing the straight guy to be expelled and people to point fingers at his (straight guy) family. They were forced to move. What disgusted me the most was that that homosexual didn’t feel any remorse at all.

Eccentric Ultimate Gong : I’m even more unlucky. I’ve met a so-called “tsundere shou” 5 . Frick, he would chew people out for no reason and cuss. He made people guess what he wanted or what he was thinking. If you couldn’t guess it, then that means that you don’t love him. What’s more, he even had the audacity to say that his behavior was called “tsundere”. I was so scared that this Gong immediately blocked him.

After 9, before dawn : 23333 you’re so unlucky. Honestly, I used to say that I was a fujoshi 6 . But now I don’t have the face to say that I am one.

Mother Aidu 12138 : Agreed, especially when I hear some fujoshis say that “Homosexuals are true love, all heteros should be burned to death”. My ‘awkwardness cancer’ acts up every time, and I have the urge to ask, “Aren’t your dad and mom heterosexuals? Aren’t you a heterosexual?”

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: There was a time during history class, the teacher was talking about the Eight-Nation Alliance 7 and the war of aggression. One girl yelled, “China is the shou!” I’m not going to talk about how disgusted I was. Afterwards, I asked her why she said that. She spoke with great conviction, “If you love him, then let him shou!” From then on, I never dared to say that I was a fujoshi.

It’s not like that : So scary. Fortunately both x and Bei Gu are normal people.

【Original Poster】 Bei Gu: Everyone, x and I are together now.

Lin Pointy Brows: What did you say, male god?!

I t’s not like that : What happened?! You thought about it?!

Countless flowers bloom along the pathway: …..What kind of plotline is this?! A straight guy becoming bent just like that……

The author has something to say:

The fujoshis being ranted about in the story are all based on real life events. And I indeed don’t dare to say that I am a fujoshi anymore. I remember a news article that I read before, a fujoshi helped a homosexual commit marriage fraud. After two years of marriage, the girl who was deceived left the marriage with nothing (no possessions or property) to her name.

Daed: It’s a real issue. Those unwitting wives to gay men are called Tonqqi (同妻) and their male counterparts, husbands to lesbian women, are called Tongfu (同 夫 ). Quoting Wikipedia , “The word combines 同 tong from 同性戀 ( tongxinglian , homosexuality) or 同志 ( tongzhi , a slang for gay) with 妻 qi (“wife”). Similarly, tongfu (同夫) combines 同 tong with 夫 fu (“husband”).” You can learn more about it with a Google search. There are research articles and news articles about this.

Kame: I am going to be like that ultimate gong expert of ruining the atmosphere for twenty years in chapter 3. Last chapter! Let’s go! It’s about time the OP realized how dense he is! In all seriousness though, I think that yes there are some outliers of a certain type of group that do incomprehensible things and go against morality, but that does not represent the whole entire group. I think it’s good to be aware, but we have to also not judge a person based on their sexuality and just be more aware of your surroundings and whatnot.

Footnotes

颜 slang meaning to turn a straight person gay literally, it means “ball-ache” (or “egg pain”). Recently online, this phrase is used to refer to being very bored or doing foolish things. I guess in this context, Eccentric Ultimate Gong says this because the whole misunderstanding thing as well as Bei Gu’s actions were just very foolish. Three views (三观) or three fundamental values. This is referring to one’s world outlook, outlook of life/views on life, and values. 傲娇受 àojiāoshòu, where 傲娇 is “tsundere” and 受 is “shou” 腐女 fujoshifǔnǚ -fujoshi (woman who likes mangas about male homosexual love) According to MDBG, “Eight-Nation Alliance, involved in a military intervention in northern China in 1900.” Here’s a Wikipedia link .