Chapter 508: Advise you to be kind

"What? Didn't you open a mine..."

The Qu family brothers' eyes widened in an instant, and the other small

officials were also shocked. They never expected that the emperor not only

came to Fengyue Place, but the famous Prince Yongshi who stood before him was

really ** ass tonight. Look-there are no eyes!

"Yes!"

Zhao Guanren quickly picked up the silver ticket on the ground, got up and

smirked and said: "This king never lied. There is a mine on this king's fief.

I am not mine. Zhao Bifa is my milk name, hehe~"

‘Good ** shameless! ’

The Qu family brothers cursed his ancestors for the eighteenth generation in

their hearts, but no matter how harsh they were, they couldn't be more

powerful than the prince.

"The emperor! Lord Ma, he is a prostitute..."

Song Chizhu immediately went down and said with grief, "Fengluan tended to his

lewd power and arranged for him to sleep with two official prostitutes. He

also had to settle down for the official prostitutes and buy them back to the

private house to enjoy. The Weichen wanted to ** them back Let him stop, how

can he know that he was bold enough to rush in and wound the Weichen. It is

too lawless!"

"Come on!"

Emperor Shunyao pointed to the horse and shouted: "Put all these smoky things

into the Beijing Supervisory Field for a good interrogation. They dare to do

anything wrong in front of my eyes, and there must be even more lawless

activities behind them, and they will give me every word. Tried it out!"

"The emperor is pleased! I will raise the military pay immediately, and the

emperor will be satisfied..."

Qu Zheng rushed forward, but he was kicked over by Emperor Shunyao. The guards

immediately rushed in and tied them up, but Emperor Shunyao scolded them

again: "Take these corrupt officials together. Take away, there is this

Fengluan who is full of fat intestines, and will be exiled immediately after

the trial!"

"The emperor is forgiving! The emperor is forgiving..."

Fat Fengluan lay on the ground and banged his head fiercely, but he was still

dragged down. There were only a group of geishas left in the room, kneeling

and shaking, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also lying on

their stomachs. They might not have thought of killing them. Would come to

this kind of place.

"Yunxuan! Why haven't you opened the door to meet guests these few days..."

The prince and Prince Duan walked in with enthusiasm. Zhao Guanren took off

his black shawl and showed his short hair. He pointed to Tianlinggai and said:

"Hair cut and sacrifice to the heavens. You should really ask the gods not to

spend money, burn incense to worship, and tribute incense is indispensable! "

"Yun Xuan! It really hurts you..."

Emperor Shunyao was moved and grasped his hand. Zhao Guanren said with a

smile: "Everything is for the good of the people of the world, you guys don't

kneel down, hurry up and help the table up, let people serve wine and food,

flute. Get up and dance!"

"Weichen will arrange it, this is my part..."

Song Chizhu Pi ran out, the guards also came in to re-support the tables and

chairs, the geisha hurriedly got up and played, played and sang, and the Hu's

mother and daughter, under Zhao Guanren's command, pouring tea cautiously for

the four of them , Jin Wuming stood by the window.

"You two closed the door, and waited inside..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his hand and lay on the table, and whispered: "Yunxuan!

It is rumored in the shops that I sacrificed the ** Erlang to the gods, but

we have never seen the gods before, thinking that sacrifices to the gods means

filial piety. Shenxian, is Erlangshen really upset?"

"Smack~"

Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said depressed: "Can you be happy when you

put it on you? You don't use beanbags as dry food!"

"Oh~Father! The son-chen said at that time..."

The prince said anxiously: "One village in Ning Shao, many families! Just like

you sent a great leader to the countryside to suppress the bandits, the

village gave all the money to the court, and you and the court remembered

them, but The commander didn't get the benefit, can he not get angry?"

"The emperor! This is indeed the truth..."

Jin Wuming turned around and said, "I don’t care personally, but my brothers

can’t run for nothing. That night, I felt Erlang Shen was a little annoyed. I

threw a snarling dog and turned and left. Otherwise, our hall would not be

bombed. He raised his hand!" "I didn't mean it..."

Emperor Shunyao slapped his legs and said anxiously: "Yunxuan! Let's set up a

temple for the ** Erlang now. Is it too late for the incense to continue all

the year round?"

"The temple cannot be erected, otherwise the Jade Emperor would be unhappy..."

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "Don't worry! Erlang God, I have already

honored God, even if this article is turned over, but the third prince came to

me, I originally made a joke with seventeen, but I did not expect that he

would really end up with seventeen. Yu, said that the Seventeen Dance is good,

but not as an example!"

"..."

The father and son glanced at each other, and the prince asked in a low voice,

"Is this happy or unhappy?"

"Dragon's nature is kinky! You say he is happy or not, but he can't rain

indiscriminately..."

Zhao Guanren smoked a cigarette and said, “There are rules in the sky. Don’t

lie to mortals. Otherwise, he will be thrown into Hualongchi. Seven takes to

the heavenly palace, the primordial spirit will not be considered a mortal

when he comes out of his body!"

"I can really go to the Heavenly Palace..."

The prince asked eagerly: "Can I still come down when I go up to heaven? Can

the primordial spirit give birth to a dragon son if he goes out of his body?"

"Of course it can't be born, the soul is a soul when the primordial spirit

comes out of the body..."

Zhao Guanren said: "The Jade Emperor gave me a hundred celestial cards and

asked me to give them to a hundred great benefactors, and lead them to go to

heaven to eat a flat peach feast. The cards are issued to the innocent and

good people, and the third-class cards are issued to the repentant and good

people!"

"what?"

The four of them were all stunned, and Prince Duan said in disbelief: "You are

actually a good person in the ninth world. Can you be a good person if you are

greedy for money and lust?"

"Food and sex! What a bad thing, when did you see me start chaos and finally

abandon, cheating the people..."

Zhao Guanren disdainfully said: "Do you know what virtue I have accumulated in

my last life? The corpse demon slaughtered mankind to only one tenth. I took

the whole family and young people to the battlefield to eliminate demons. All

mankind held me as the emperor. I didn't do anything. , I came to Dashun to

ward off the demon with bare buttocks!"

"I got it!"

Emperor Shunyao suddenly slapped the table and said: "No wonder you played

your life to cure poison, and promised an expert to save all mankind from the

catastrophe. This expert should be the Jade Emperor. Your mission should be to

eliminate All corpses!"

"Yes! What you said this time is correct..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "In fact, the temple is not in the sky, it is

equivalent to another world. They control thousands of small worlds. The rule

is not to forcibly interfere with the birth and death of all realms, so they

can only enlighten mortals and let mortals save themselves. , I asked Shenlong

to operate illegally!"

"Yun Xuan!"

Emperor Shunyao asked confusedly: "Why not interfere with the birth and death

of all realms? Who will offer them incense after we destroy?"

"The emperor! If you control 10,000 countries, each of which is as big as

Dashun, and often fights for resources, how can you stop..."

Zhao Guanren said sternly: "If a strong country does not grab things, it will

have to be bullied, and a weak country does not want to be destroyed. You are

not helping anywhere. You can only send a spy to help the weak country

secretly and maintain the balance between the two countries. , Otherwise let

the powerful country know that they won’t rebel?"

"Oh! So that's it, it makes sense..."

The father and son suddenly realized that Zhao Guanren took out three gold

medals and placed them on the table, and said: "Anyway, that's what it means.

What mortals are fighting for is incomprehensible to us mortals. These three

fairies are me for the three of you. prepare!"

"Oh~"

The father and son exclaimed, Jin Wuming hurried over, and the prince asked,

"What is the difference?"

"Don't think about it when you wait, it's only the part of my neck that can be

heard..."

Zhao Guanren pulled out the big gold medal from the collar and said: "The

second-class card can go to the heavenly palace and go to the Pantaoyuan to

participate in the flat peach conference. Not only can you meet the Jade

Emperor, you can also watch the seven fairies dancing. The third-class card

can only go around outside the garden. , Squat on the ground and eat a peach

and you have to get out!"

"Shen You Tiangong! We are second-class, right..."

The father and son were all excited, lying on the table with six eyes shining,

even Jin Wuming coveted: "Wang Ye! The next official wants to ask for a third-

class card. I don't want to go to the fairy palace to see the fairies. It’s

enough to squat and eat a peach!"

Zhao Guanren raised his fingers and smiled: "You are not stupid, a flat peach

will increase your lifespan by a thousand years!"

"What? Can you live a thousand more years by eating a peach..."

The four clenched their fists in excitement, but Zhao Guanren said again: "You

will not be a fairy if you live for a thousand years. The fairy palace will be

distributed to you in batches, so that you will live a long life and die, and

the flat peach will not make you more. Eat, two per person!"

"I'll just say..."

Prince Duan said with a little disappointment: "Who can live for a thousand

years, but it is also very good that they can live a hundred years in every

life. Can these three second-class cards give us?"

"According to the rules, you can't even get third-class cards..."

Zhao Guanren said: "Several people quickly go to build a shantang and do real

great good deeds. At that time, I said that the emperor’s house has an

exemplary role in doing good deeds and can bring about a large number of good

people and good deeds. As long as the four heavenly kings let go, you will

pass the assessment. Lao Jin’s third-class card, I pack it!"

"Yun Xuan! Your great kindness, our father and son are grateful..."

The father and son all got up and bowed deeply, and Emperor Shunyao said

seriously: "I have already repented, and I will do good deeds and accumulate

virtue in the future, and I will change my wrongs!"

"You should collect the fairy cards first, but don't tell Seventeen..."

Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "In fact, the world is only

separated from the hell. The world can only be relatively clean, not

absolutely clean. Since you have decided to let the Seventeenth Prison, she

has to do some dirty things, otherwise Dashun will never The Day of Peace!"

"this…"

The father and son hesitated, but Zhao Guanren waved his hand again: "Don't

worry! Little Bailong still thinks about her, Pantao will secretly carry her

to heaven when the meeting will be held, and when I will pick up a peach for

her to eat, she will be able to start and end well, anyway. I've eaten it

twice and it's not bad!"

"This is good, this is good..."

The father and son breathed a sigh of relief again, and the prince asked, "By

the way! When will the flat peaches start? Is it too late for us to do good

deeds?"

"One day in the sky, one year on the ground! The gods are used to being lazy,

and the thief slows down..."

Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly: "Just tell me to start eating in a few days.

Their few days are our years, but you can rest assured, as long as you

enshrine the immortal cards, even if you die on the battlefield, the soul will

go outside the Nantian Gate. Wait, you can see us in three or two days!"

"Oh! This is great, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up..."

The four people were completely crippled by the fool, but Zhao Guanren didn't

cheat them. It is better than any policy to lead them to the right path, but

they should not be too radical, otherwise they will be harassed if they step

too far.

"Hu Lingzhi! Come in..."

Zhao Guanren called the mother and daughter of the Hu family and said with a

smile: "The emperor! Doing good deeds can be done at any time. I think you can

start with the Amnesty Jiaofang first, and dismiss them. Those who are willing

to stay behind are Liangjia artists, but they don’t want to. Give some money

and send it back to the place of origin!"

"Alright! I will issue an decree tomorrow to amnesty the world..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his big hand very happily, and the Hu family mother and

daughter couldn't believe their ears. They knelt on the ground with excitement

and repeatedly knocked their heads to thank you, and also knocked Zhao Guanren

three times.

"Lord!"

Jin Wuming suddenly whispered: "The singing girl behind the jade flute is not

quite right. She kept listening to us with her ears upright, and the tune was

out of tune!"

"Haha~"

Zhao Guanren knew that he was talking about the famous prostitute Dong Siyun,

pretending to be inadvertently whispered: "I seem to know who she is, you see

me wink and act!"