Chapter 509: Twins

"The emperor! Weichen offers you a cup..."

Song Chizhu’s fat face flushed with excitement. A few months ago, he was a

7-rank Sesame Officer. Both Bian and Xie’s family dared to shake his face. Now

that he can have a dinner at the same table with the emperor, he feels that

the smoke from his ancestral tomb is almost coming up. on fire.

"allow!"

The prince put down his wine glass and said: "I and Lao Jiu are about to go

overseas to conquer the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, but my Dashun soldier is not

good at naval battles. The navy ships are also in disrepair for a long time.

Countermeasures?"

"Building a gunboat! Soft sail ironclad gunboat, I have drawn the drawings for

you..."

Zhao Guanren smiled relaxedly: "Don't rush to sea. When you get to the sea,

you will first drill the navy, and then subsidize the Thai rebellion. The

small ones will first give money, and the large ones will give you ordnance,

and then you will be rewarded with heads of generals at all levels. One for

five thousand taels!"

"Yes! This is a wonderful strategy, why didn't we expect it..."

The crown prince’s eyes suddenly lit up, but the prince Duan said in a sad

voice: “It’s a good way to talk about it, but where to go to raise money? I'm

stretched!"

"Haha~"

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "You have raised so many worms. If you don't eat

the treasury, you will be hell. Let's not talk about the distant ones. Guess

how much money I copied from Tian Gong's house?"

"Surely a lot..."

Emperor Shunyao said angrily: "The dead castration must have been greedy these

years, and even stolen many treasures from the treasure house. I estimate that

there can be more than one million taels of silver in his courtyard. , More

than three million taels is not uncommon!"

"Old Song! You report a real number to the emperor..."

Zhao Guanren ate a mouthful of food with a smile, and Song Chizhu quickly

said: "Qi, the emperor! There are many treasures, and the exact amount is

still being estimated, but for the moment, the minister estimates that it can

be 167 million taels, which is more than silver. Twenty million is also

possible!"

"How many?"

The two princes jumped up suddenly, their eyes were round and round, and the

wine glass in Emperor Shunyao's hand fell to the ground, and his mouth could

not be closed.

"The emperor! Do you know how big a worm you have raised..."

Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The treasure house of the old

castration is supported by twelve pillars, one of which can be hugged by two

people, each of which is made of solid sterling silver. Dashun's annual income

was only over 60 million taels last year, and he swallowed it alone. Nearly

half of the treasury, I didn't let you kill this person, right?"

"Hiss~"

The two princes took a breath at the same time, and suddenly felt that they

were so poor as the prince, and the elder brothers were no better than an old

eunuch.

"Oh~ Yunxuan..."

Emperor Shunyao hugged his head and said mournfully: "How many monsters have

you found for me? My Dashun is so corrupt, I can't shirk the blame, I can't

shirk it!"

"The emperor! You don't have to sigh, I don't want a couple of silver..."

Zhao Guanren took out all the banknotes in his arms, and even put the bank’s

big seal on the table, saying: “It’s money to fight in wars. In Kyrgyzstan,

let’s focus on conversations and take precautions as a supplement. In

Thailand, let’s attack directly. Mainly, supplemented by scare, none of these

things are short of talent!"

"I will give you everything I said, how can I go back..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his hand again and again, but Zhao Guanren smiled and

said, "I can't spend so much money. Besides, I took away all the precious

treasures. I also picked a few good houses and fields. The ladies in my family

are enough to pass away. , You all take the rest to prepare for battle!"

"Father!"

Prince Duan said with excitement: "If we have more than ten million taels of

silver, we can be sure of destroying the Thai thief. You can accept it. Yun

Xuan doesn't care about it. Besides, we have to spend money to help the

people. what!"

"It costs too much to destroy the country, and some of the gains outweigh the

losses..."

Zhao Guanren raised his voice and said: "If they are willing to pay a large

sum of money, send a few princesses to be concubines, and send two princes to

be hostages, we won't have to labor the people and hurt the money, but the

princesses I have at least two, I have to let them His son's surname is

Chiba!"

"Hahaha……"

The father and son all laughed. Only they could understand this slogan, but

Jin Wuming suddenly cursed in a foreign language. It was only when Dong Ming

prostitute kneeled subconsciously and shouted something in the same language,

but after he finished shouting, She was shocked.

"Damn it! It really is the Thai thief..."

Jin Wuming drew his waist knife sharply and swung out a burst of sword light

to slash forward, but a cloud of white smoke exploded under Dong Ming's skirt,

covering the entire cabaret room with a "bang", scaring the geisha. They all

yelled, and Jin Wuming slashed.

"She jumped the window!"

Zhao Guanren rushed to the window, only to see the famous prostitute Dong

jumped out of the wall very quickly, and shot onto a small boat on the lake

like lightning. After bursting open the Chinese clothes on his body, he jumped

into the lake wearing only a close-fitting coat. middle.

"Block Pingyao Lake and catch the Thai thief Dong Siyun..."

Jin Wuming squatted on the window and yelled. The guards outside and the field

guards immediately dispatched, and the front guards also rushed in and pressed

all the geishas to the ground.

"They have nothing to do! You can wait outside the door..."

Zhao Guanren dragged the Hu family's mother and daughter over, and the prince

furiously slapped the table and cursed: "Damn it! Go to the Beijing

Superintendent's Field, how to investigate the spy, the four famous

prostitutes are actually Thai thieves and will teach Lefang's People check it

carefully, there must be Thai thief!"

"Tell them! Don't abuse lynching, I will supervise..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly added. After all the people were escorted out, Emperor

Shunyao asked in surprise: "No life! How did you find the flaw?"

"It's not me! Lord Zhao recognizes her..."

Jin Wuming took the knife and walked back. Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "This

lady is the onmyoji I met in Lantai. Although she was covered in her face, I

was impressed with her big eyes, so I deliberately let the old man Jin let her

go and let her go back to report to King Tai!"

"Why?"

All of them don't understand.

"Don't look at Taiping Tianguo Elementary School..."

Zhao Guanren said in a low voice, "In fact, their combat effectiveness is very

strong, and their cohesion is also very high. The power of the whole country

will not necessarily be defeated, so it is necessary to scare them. If they

are scared, they lose money and people, and then use their silver to fight

trade. To fight, to surrender the soldiers without fighting!"

"Hey~"

Prince Duan gave a thumbs up and smiled: "The strategy is really your chicken

thief. If we can really defeat the enemy without fighting, we don't want to

kill in vain!"

"The emperor! I want three thousand elite soldiers, and the frontier army who

is familiar with Kyrgyzstan is best..."

Zhao Guanren folded his hands and said: "Seeing that the Chinese New Year will

be around for more than a month, I plan to leave for Kyrgyzstan after the

fifteenth of the first lunar month. Zhang Tiansheng, who is carrying the

corpse poison, has not been traced. In the hands of Thailand, this person is

probably the source of the disaster!"

"as you wish!"

The emperor Shunyao said dryly, "I will go to the border in person in the

future and spend the New Year with the soldiers at the border. At that time, I

will have 500,000 soldiers and will advance and retreat with you at the

border. If the thief dares to be on your head. Play tricks, I will do my best

to fight against Er and so on!"

"Okay! Then let's advance and retreat together..."

Zhao Guanren thanked him with great satisfaction. He sat down to eat and drink

with a few people, and then took Song Chizhu downstairs first, and the mother

and daughter of Hu's family were also brought out by him.

"I have seen King Zhao!"

The commander of the guard field walked over to salute, and the entire Jiao Le

Fang was under control. The people who touched the row were lining up to be

scolded. He also looked like a dog, but he was already used to where Zhao

Guanren went. , No matter what happened.

"Old Song! Who of you Dong, famous prostitute, have you ever played with..."

Zhao Guanren stopped with his back, and Song Chizhu said in a low voice: "Who

doesn't play with her? Prince Duan and the prince have played all the time.

They just pretended not to recognize the emperor. I tried it a few days ago.

That way, it's as boring as a dead fish!"

"Commander Duan! I'll provide you with a clue..."

Zhao Guanren said: "Dong Siyun is an onmyoji, and may be twins with the real

Dong Siyun, because the brows and buttocks that just ran away are not open and

the buttocks are tight. It is obviously a virgin. Maybe you can find another

Dong Siyun. Si Yun is here!"

"what?"

Conductor Duan looked at him in surprise, but Song Chizhu smashed his hands

and said: "The twins make sense. It takes half a month to travel from Beijing

to Lantai. Dong Siyun is already in Jiao Le Fang. In a few years, it is

impossible to leave for more than ten days without anyone knowing!"

"Thank you, Lord! Let's check it out for my humble position..."

Commander Duan hurried away with people, and Song Chizhu saw that the people

from the Ministry of Rites also came, so he had no choice but to go to work

with him.

"Let's go!"

Zhao Guanren led Hu's mother and daughter out of the back door, and came to

[Xinbi Quge www.xxbiquge.xyz] to the riverside and asked: "What are your

plans? Hu Xiancheng, I have been buried in Lantai Biyanggang, you guys If I

want to live in my hometown, I can send someone to take you back and give you

a few hundred taels!"

"Thank your lord for your life-saving grace..."

Suddenly the mother and daughter knelt down together, and the Hu family said

with sobbing: "My lord! You saved my mother and daughter in the fire and

water, and buried my deceased husband. My mother and daughter are willing to

serve for life!"

"I can't bear mother and daughter, uh~ it doesn't mean that..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly helped them up and said: "I know you didn't expect to

land when you just came out, so just follow me back to the palace to live in

the New Year. After the New Year, I will be out of the country. Then you want

to stay. It's not too late to tell me, okay?"

"Master Xie accept it!"

The mother and daughter agreed very poorly. As he walked on the wooden bridge,

the painting boats of the Zhao family’s daughters had already been waiting by

the bridge, but when he walked on the bridge, he realized that something was

wrong. The woman in the boat was unexpectedly wrong. There was no sound, and

there was a strong smell of kerosene.

"Oops!"

Zhao Guanren stopped abruptly, only to see a woman suddenly appeared on the

bow of the ship, wet and holding a lighter. It was Dong Siyun who had just

escaped. She sternly said: "Get out of here! Otherwise, I will let your

concubine give it to me. Funeral!"

"what!"

The Hu family’s mother and daughter exclaimed in shock, but Zhao Guanren took

a few steps forward and said with a smile: "If you have something to say, you

and I can also take a bath in a pot of boiling water-acquaintances! What do

you want? Let me say, I can send your sisters away from Beijing, how about?"

"Huh~ your nose is really sharper than a dog..."

Dong Siyun said angrily: "Guardian! Ask your people to bring my sister out,

and you will also come on the boat and personally ** us out of the city. If

you dare to play tricks, I will die with you!"

"Ganoderma! Go in and find Commander Duan to bring out the real Dong Siyun..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and waved his hand, and jumped onto the bow of the ship.

He looked at all the dizzy wives and concubines in the cabin. He smiled and

said: "Put the lighter away. The little girl, don't play with fire, play with

fire and pee her pants. It has always been true, saying that if you send you

out, you must do it!"

"Don't give me a hippie smile, they will disappear when I move my hand..."

Dong Siyun cautiously stepped back a few steps, and a large group of people

soon emerged from the Jiao Lefang. Emperor Shunyao and others also all came

out. Sure enough, another Dong Siyun was found. Conductor Duan He personally

tied her five flowers, and angrily carried her to the bridge.

"It's okay! Throw it up to me..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and beckoned. Commander Duan looked at Emperor Shunyao

hesitantly. Emperor Shunyao nodded his head and he carried the person on the

bridge, but Zhao Guanren smiled again: "Miss Dong! Did you forget to stay? A

boatman, I don’t know how to row a boat!"

"Puff~"

Dong Siyun kicked a bundle of rope and said loudly, "Send the Hu family and

the mother and daughter to come up and row the boat, and then tie this dog

official to me!"