Chapter 193

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Tang Han Qiu couldn’t help but recall the topic of the process of “making children” that night, then thought of this strange thing that was happening to them, and suddenly hesitated.\n

It should be, that they really can’t give birth, right?\n

Looking at Yu Ru Bing, she couldn’t tell for a moment whether she was acting or telling the truth.\n

Then she saw Yu Ru Bing touch the earphones— acting.\n

Luo Mang, a good little brother that was devoted to help his good big brother to seek benefits.\n

When he got the walkie-talkie for the commanding team, a small flame of enthusiasm was ignited in his heart, and he decided to seek more benefits for his big brother, and let the CP he was shipping become sweeter!\n

In this way with a V sign in his hand there would be more source materials to cut, and his brother would have more food^<b>1</b> to eat!\n

Luo Mang: Sweet and sour fish CP go, go, go!!!\n

So he came up with letting Yu Ru Bing throw out such a line, which was melodramatic and exciting, and you could tell that they have a deeper relationship after hearing it, this was simply amazing!\n

When she first heard this instruction, the basic qualities of an actor kept Yu Ru Bing from bursting out, and she was able to calmly complete the command— she never thought that this kid would come up with something this coarse and wild!\n

Tang Han Qiu, who was sitting opposite her, obviously didn’t expect Luo Mang to be this wild, not only her, but Arte also didn’t expect this wildness.\n

— Hahahahahahahaha, damn, what happened, Mang Mang went for a double kill\n

— Arte, President Tang: What are you talking about?\n

— President Tang: Sorry, I can’t do it\n

This arrangement seemed to want to pry open both Yu Ru Bing and Tang Han Qiu’s closet doors, and successfully made Arte dumbfounded for three seconds, he completely didn’t expect Luo Mang to come up with such a fierce melodramatic situation.\n

Yu Ru Bing and Tang Han Qiu were indeed real, and he was one of the few people in the know. As for Luo Mang’s crazy action of developing this to an intimate direction, he was really worried, he was afraid that Luo Mang would accidentally kick open the closet without knowing it.\n

No, he must defend the doors of both their closets— before Yu Ru Bing’s transformation was successful, no one can pry open this closet!!!\n

Arte endured his distress and gave Tang Han Qiu his instructions for her own line.\n

Tang Han Qiu was expressionless and said without any feelings: “It’s impossible, we are women.”\n

Yu Ru Bing cooperated with the instruction and said with a shocked expression on her face: “You heartless woman, you clearly said that as long as I have your child, you will marry me!”\n

Tang Han Qiu: “…”\n

What kind of line is this?\n

Arte: “…”\n

Give the closet doors a way to survive.\n

Although it’s a melodrama, and can’t be taken seriously, but could you stop pulling at their closet doors, can’t you change the script! Don’t you know that netizens nowadays use microscopes to surf the Internet!\n

Arte immediately started brainstorming, and then gave a command.\n

Tang Han Qiu after listening: “…”\n

She supported her forehead and looked at the coffee cup without any emotions and said: “Please stop telling lies, I have never had that kind of relationship with you, and it’s absolutely impossible for the two of us— even if you can conceive a woman’s child, it’s impossible.”\n

Luo Mang was stunned, and thought in his heart: What’s the matter with this big brother, dismantling your own CP apart? Such cruelty?\n

Then Tang Han Qiu sighed and continued: “I know you are after my brother, but if you want to use me as a springboard to attract his attention… it’s impossible.”\n

Then she made a sigh filled with “why did I come on this program” regret.\n

Yu Ru Bing: “…”\n

So miserable… my wife is so miserable.\n

— Hhhhhh your Hua Yao’s variety show wants the life of the head of the project department, but it’s clear the what you want is your President Tang’s life\n

— President Tang: Life is not easy [sigh]\n

— Hahahahaha for the sake of the face god’s difficulty, I will definitely support the movie\n

Arte’s brain was turning fast, desperately adding drama to Tang Han Qiu, trying to separate the two of them from a lover relationship, making the script as outrageous as possible.\n

Tang Han Qiu listened to him and spoke along: “I advise you not to hinder my plan, because the one I like is your brother… Yu Ru… Huo^<b>2</b>?”\n

What kind of stupid name is this?\n

Yu Ru Bing couldn’t help but say, “…then my brother sounds quite hot?”\n

— Hahahahaha goddamn Yu Ru Huo, do they want me to die from laughing and inherit my album collection!\n

— Thank you, I laughed\n

Luo Mang scratched his head in confusion— Big Brother, I’m giving you sweets to eat, why are you tearing it down yourself?\n

He was a little confused, but he could vaguely feel that Arte didn’t want to watch them being intimate right now, then he glanced at the time, in the ten-minute melodrama, seven minutes have passed, and he didn’t know what to make Yu Ru Bing play for the remaining three minutes, so he just gave up and let Yu Ru Bing act freely.\n

Yu Ru Bing received the command to freely act, so she stretched out her hand: “Twenty billion, I will leave immediately, and never disturb your life again.” Still not forgetting to cue in the imaginary child in her stomach, “And abort the child while at it.”\n

He Xian Yu taught her, that as a dedicated actor, one must not forget the plot setting!\n

Tang Han Qiu: “…”\n

What a good imaginary child.\n

Yu Ru Bing saw her not speaking, and immediately added drama to herself: “Heh, you can’t even come up with a mere twenty billion, I’m really wrong about your family!”\n

Arte was shocked by her play, and amusedly said through Tang Han Qiu’s lips: “Otherwise, why don’t you be the one to take it out and let me see?”\n

“Heh!” Yu Ru Bing sneered again, then she touched her nose and said, “I can’t come up with it either.”\n

— Yu Bu Ru Bing: Wake up, if I can take one out, will I still ask you for it!\n

— Arte: Talking big has passed, let’s exercise restraint\n

— Hahahahahaha the silence from a rich kid\n

Yu Ru Bing suddenly stood up from her chair, and said with a voice full of ambition: “Forget it! Today you look down on me, tomorrow it will be me that you can’t afford!”\n

“Just wait, I will come back one day, when that time comes, I will definitely buy your house and let you bow down to me!”\n

She acted decently, her expressions were all surprisingly in place.\n

Tang Han Qiu frowned.\n

How did the story develop into this?\n

At this time Arte also couldn’t tell what the hell the script was.\n

From the beginning, where it was a big dog-blood drama, to the present inspirational woman in the workplace, what magical fascinating changes had taken place in the process?\n

In the end the ten-minute melodrama finished, but it was unknown what had played out. Due to too many elements, the program team was unable to judge, even later, there were still several question marks— “A rich family dog blood drama? Inspirational career woman drama? Revenge drama? Sand sculpture silly drama?”\n

— Hhh I can see the bewildering confusion at the later stage\n

— Later stage: I have never seen such a troublesome event in the later period!\n

— To be able to seriously act out such a messy script, really worthy of you, the king of sand sculptures Yu Bu Ru Bing\n

— At the start I treated her as a princess with face value, her talent trapped inside being a sand sculpture, and finally the beauty of the face god hahahahahahaha\n

…..\n

After drinking coffee and finishing the first task, the two of them walked out of the coffee shop and wandered around along the route given by the program group.\n

Because the tasks would come at random, they didn’t know when the next task would be, so why not walk around and take a look at the scenery.\n

And when they passed a small square, they found a martial arts team that came out to practice on the weekend. There were many young people with youthful faces in the team, they were running laps along the small square, after that they wielded knives and sticks, chopped boards with their bare hands, all their tricks were displayed in a vigorous manner, quite imposing.\n

Yu Ru Bing stood on the side and applauded them, laughing and complimenting them for being awesome.\n

Tang Han Qiu responded lightly: “En.”\n

Then Arte and Luo Mang received the task— Let them both practice with the martial arts team.\n

Yes, the program team had already negotiated with the martial arts team in advance, and was just waiting for them to get there.\n

Luo Mang liked to play, so when he saw this task, he found it quite interesting, and excitedly called: “Yu Ru Bing charge!!!”\n

Listening to the enthusiastic voice coming out of the earphones, Yu Ru Bing was silent: “…”\n

Sorry, I can’t charge.\n

Aren’t I supposed to stay here?\n

— Hahahahahaha aren’t the program group poisonous, letting the pretty sisters wield knives and sticks!\n

— Yu Bu Ru Bing’s face is filled with the words no desire to live\n

— Doesn’t face god practice, I haven’t seen face god display her skill! I want to see!!!\n

— Comparing Mang Mang and Yu Bu Ru Bing’s reactions is really hahahahahahaha, are you trying to kill me from laughing\n

The captain of the martial arts team walked over to the two of them, and after politely greeting them, he invited them to come over and from beginning to the end let them look around the martial arts team as they trained.\n

However, the task could be changed according to the commanding team’s plan, for example, they didn’t have to practice with the martial arts team from start to finish to complete the task, even if it’s just chopping a piece of wood was considered as practicing.\n

Both Arte and Yu Ru Bing were the same, and took into account Tang Han Qiu’s image. Instead of letting the elegant face god really practice a round, he had thought of just letting her split a plank.\n

But the premise was that the plank would be split.\n

Arte asked Tang Han Qiu if she could do it.\n

Tang Han Qiu said that she would try.\n

Then, she split the plank in two with a fist, raising a lot of sawdust, which made everyone look stunned, but her expression was still calm and collected, and even her action of putting away her fist was somewhat dashing.\n

— wo, too cool!\n

— Damn this splitting segment is actually a real breaking!\n

— Face god not only looks beautiful, but also a one hit lose three points, wonderful, and I feel a great sense of security, I’m in iiiiii^<b>3</b>!\n

— I’m looking forward to Yu Bu Ru Bing’s performance\n

Yu Ru Bing watched Tang Han Qiu easily break the plank, and sincerely admired her, then she looked down at her slender white fingers, and immediately fell silent.\n

But if she chose to practice with the martial arts team, there was another level behind it, which was to battle against someone from the team.\n

Luo Mang also excitedly cried out: “Yu Ru Bing charge go, go, go! Beat them all up!”\n

Yu Ru Bing looked at the healthy and sturdy martial arts team members, and said: “It’s impossible to beat them.”\n

“But I can fight until get on their knees.”\n

Luo Mang revealed a face of anticipation: “Wow!”\n

Yu Ru Bing: “After fighting, they’ll press my acupuncture point^<b>4</b> and beg me not to die!”\n

Luo Mang: “???”\n

Wait, isn’t there something wrong with this???\n

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The author has something to say:\n

Crazily playing with the timeline.\n

Actually, this variety show is the first variety show I came up with, but because there were a lot of adjustments to the plot, or deleting and editing this and that, I wasn’t able to write this variety show before, and I thought I would never get a chance to write it, but it turned… really worthy of being me!\n

<hr class="wp-block-separator">\nTRANSLATOR’S NOTES:\n

<b>1. </b>粮吃: pertaining to 吃狗粮 which mean dog food ↩

<br id="fn2"><b>2. </b>火: fire. While 冰 in YRB’s name means ice ↩

<br id="fn3"><b>3. </b>i了: homophone for 爱了 which means love ↩

<br id="fn4"><b>4. </b>掐人中: refers to an acupuncture point roughly located between one’s nose and upper lip (philtrum). 掐 means ‘to pinch’ in this context. It is said that pressing it can restore consciousness from fainting and sudden loss of consciousness. ↩\n

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