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Yu Ru Bing absolutely<sup><b>1</b></sup> knew her own capability, she knew that if she confronted the martial arts team head-on, she would inevitably leave this beautiful world ahead of time.\n
It could only be when they’re kneeling down while pinching her and begging her not to die, okay!\n
— Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha goddamn when they’re kneeling down while pinching her and begging her not to die\n
— What kind of guillotine is Yu Bu Ru Bing, I’m laughing my head off every day\n
— President Tang quickly step up, help your pure and pretentious little wife\n
— Yu Bu Ru Bing don’t lose, you are the source of my happiness\n
Yu Ru Bing pondered slightly, in this situation where the follower group must obey the command team’s instructions to act, how can she stay alive?\n
Tang Han Qiu, who easily passed the task, had been paying attention to her girlfriend’s every word and action, and seeing her furrowed eyebrows while muttering to herself, she wanted to help her.\n
Her iron bar salted fish’s body was delicate and tender, and she had never practiced before, so how could she go head-to-head with the martial arts team, if she gets beaten down, her heart would break.\n
Therefore, wasn’t the Project Department that was behind <Listen to My Command> poisonous, letting their female celebrity come head-to-head with the martial arts team!\n
Tang Han Qiu was about to open her mouth and hint to Arte to give herself an order to help Yu Ru Bing, which was also comprehensive to the program’s rules.\n
Little did she know, before she could even speak, Arte seemed to have received a telepathy from her, and gave the order first: “Sister Qiu Qiu, go and help her.”\n
Tang Han Qiu was immediately relieved, and felt that her usual doting for him was not wasted, she lightly nodded, then walked towards Yu Ru Bing, and tenderly said, “I’ll help you.”\n
Yu Ru Bing raised her head and looked at her.\n
Tang Han Qiu said calmly: “This is an order.”\n
It did not break the rules.\n
Yu Ru Bing’s eyes instantly lit up, and her gaze unconsciously fell on the back of her hand, after blinking twice, she suddenly reached out and took her hand, gently stroking her white as snow hand, then earnestly said: “But is it really okay? It doesn’t hurt at all?”\n
Tang Han Qiu just broke the plank seemingly with no effort, but no one would know whether it hurts or not, if she doesn’t say anything.\n
Although Yu Ru Bing knew that she practiced at home, but when she saw her crush the thick plank with her bare flesh, her heart was more or less worried about her hand being injured and worried that she was hurt.\n
No matter how hard her Qiu Qiu’s fist was, she was still a delicate and darling young lady, okay!\n
Tang Han Qiu chuckled: “It really doesn’t hurt, don’t worry.”\n
Seeing that she was still uneasy, Tang Han Qiu held her hand instead, patted it lightly, and asked, “Could it be that you want your acupuncture point to be pressed?”\n
Yu Ru Bing immediately replied: “No, I don’t want to.”\n
Tang Han Qiu smiled: “En, I don’t want to see that scene either, so trust me, okay?”\n
Yu Ru Bing looked at the intact skin on her hands, then looked at her steady and reliable eyes, and she suddenly felt that she was surrounded by a strong sense of security.\n
Yu Ru Bing patted the back of her hand and replied in compromise: “Okay.”\n
Arte’s emotions were surging behind the surveillance monitor.\n
Love between girls is really wonderful!!!\n
— Is it popular nowadays to trick single dogs and kill them with affections?\n
— Our bright sand sculpture is actually showing public display of affection???\n
— The relationship between them is really good, so good that I think they will be together someday, and I wouldn’t be surprised\n
— I’m so angry, I’m so angry, I’m so angry, I’m so angry, I’m so angry, how can they match so well! Can I write a blood petition and beg them to date each other? I can be single, but the two of them can’t!\n
— Two people’s blood petition\n
— My digital ID card blood petition!\n
When Luo Mang found out that it was Arte’s order that Tang Han Qiu come to help Yu Ru Bing, he thought Arte wanted to eat some sweet affections, so he immediately changed his order and said: “Yu Ru Bing, quickly act coquettish towards President Tang and ask her to help you.”\n
Acting coquettish between two CP’s is a lethal weapon for CP fans!\n
Luo Mang thought proudly: Heh, I know this too well!\n
No way, why is this kid so like the CP fans of sweet and sour fish?\n
Did he come with a mission to get materials for CP fans???\n
— Mang Mang, sweet and sour fish CP is proud of you!\n
— Mang Mang: Deeply hiding my merit and past glory\n
— Mang Mang is really on the road, satisfying the CP fan members, so quickly let loose, I want see!\n
On acting coquettish, Yu Ru Bing was actually very good at it, as she would usually act spoiled towards Tang Han Qiu and sell tenderness.\n
But this was a variety show, could she obediently and properly act coquettish?\n
Yu Ru Bing held Tang Han Qiu’s hand tightly, then slightly smiled: “I would like to inform you, I’m going to act coquettish and beg you to help me.”\n
I have promised to help you, what else do you want?\n
Mang Mang, what does this kid want to do to the closet doors again!\n
Yu Ru Bing magnanimously and honestly let go of her hand, then hugged Tang Han Qiu, burying her face in her arms, and deliberately said with a sharp voice: “Aiya, please President Tang, help little old me~”\n
“My little self is no match for them~”\n
“Help little old me okay, love you, kiss~kiss~mwah~”\n
It was completely different from how she usually acted spoiled in private, she was right now acting coquettish with great affectation, which made her scalp tingle and her fingers curl up, this could be called a deadly coquettish acting.\n
This manner of coquettish acting, is either you die or results to my death which could extremely stun people’s will, and it would not be magnified by a microscope to find any clues of the two people’s love life!\n
Tang Han Qiu was silent towards this pretentious and deadly coquettish acting— she unexpectedly couldn’t remember how Yu Ru Bing usually acted spoiled to herself?!\n
Yu Ru Bing showed a proud smile of deep merit and past fame in her embrace.\n
— This pretentiousness makes my scalp go numb, what kind of deadly coquettish acting is this!\n
— The CP fan membership and President Tang had both withered\n
— President Tang’s soul has come out hahahahahahahaha\n
— I admire this damn deadly coquettish acting hahahahahahahahaha\n
Although this coquettish acting was very deadly, it did not prevent Tang Han Qiu from helping her pass the task, it was just splitting some more boards, but it made her <sub>(YRB)</sub> feel distressed to death, and she <sub>(YRB)</sub> was determined to take good care of her hands when they return home at night.\n
With the lesson from the second stage, Yu Ru Bing no longer dared to casually stop along the route given by the program group again, so to be on the safe side, she pulled Tang Han Qiu to stop in front of a neighborhood community.\n
Yu Ru Bing pondered over it, in a community full of residents, the program crew shouldn’t be able to do any flashy troublesome things.\n
Then the task fell out.\n
Yu Ru Bing indifferently said into the earphones: “Brother, be nice to me, otherwise you’ll see later, okay?”\n
<Listen to My Command> would be filmed in one day, so after they finished the third task, it would be the other groups turn.\n
She had to “inform” Luo Mang in advance, so as not for him to give any more troublesome instructions like “beat the martial arts team down”.\n
Luo Mang laughed with a heh heh while scratching his head: “Understood.”\n
Contrarily Arte didn’t cause trouble for Tang Han Qiu, so there was no need for Tang Han Qiu to remind him.\n
The third task was very casual, letting the command team freely do what they want and give orders at will, the target of the mission were the residents in the community.\n
Luo Mang pondered for a while, then looked at the time again, it was almost time for a meal, so he asked, “Do you know how to cook?”\n
Luo Mang clapped his hands: “Okay, then you can cook lunch for one household at random.”\n
Yu Ru Bing turned her gaze and said, “Alright.”\n
Arte’s task was even simpler, he let Tang Han Qiu help Yu Ru Bing, and Tang Han Qiu also agreed.\n
When the two of them were cooking at home, Tang Han Qiu would help Yu Ru Bing a lot, this task was easy.\n
The two of them and the accompanying cameramen walked into the community, then randomly selected a residential building and walked in, as soon as the first family opened the door, they were shocked by Tang Han Qiu’s beauty, the hostess covered her mouth in amazement and said that she was so beautiful.\n
Tang Han Qiu politely replied: “Thank you, you are also very beautiful.”\n
— I also want to open the door and be able to see face god hoo hoo hoo hoo\n
— ——I also want to be critically hit by a beauty at such close range!\n
But the two of them failed to complete the task in the first house because their family had already eaten.\n
So after greeting them, the group walked to the second house, fortunately, this household was just about to prepare their afternoon meal.\n
After Yu Ru Bing explained their intentions, both the host and hostess agreed to let them come in to complete the task, then afterwards the program group apologized for the trouble, and walked in to install the camera.\n
Even more coincidental, the daughter of this family who was in high school happened to be a fan of Yu Ru Bing, when she saw her sudden visit and would cook lunch for herself, the homework in her hand suddenly became unsavory, and she was so excited that she jumped off her seat, just falling short of acting like a firework shooting up the sky.\n
The girl’s gaze turned, and she saw Tang Han Qiu, she really existed, this beauty that should be placed in the National Museum unexpectedly appeared in front of her eyes.\n
She covered her mouth, flushed, and couldn’t help but praise: “Oh my gosh, President Tang, you are really very beautiful.”\n
Tang Han Qiu smiled politely: “You are also very cute.”\n
— I want to bite this sour feeling hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo\n
— I also want to be praised by President Tang for being cute hoo hoo hoo hoo\n
— Where is Hua Yao’s next variety show going to be held, I will move there immediately!\n
Yu Ru Bing tied her hair up, asked about the preference of the three members of the family, and then said with a smile: “My level is average, just something edible, don’t expect too much.”\n
The hostess smiled and said, “Thanks for your hard work.”\n
Yu Ru Bing responded politely: “That’s very kind of you, and thank you for agreeing to let us in for the task.”\n
The young girl bounced about, very excited: “Sister Ru Bing, let me help you!”\n
The hostess glared at her: “Don’t follow them and make trouble, go back and do your homework!”\n
The girl’s enthusiasm was doused with cold water in an instant, and she went back to her room dejected, then she poked her head out to say to Yu Ru Bing, “Sister Ru Bing, given me your autograph later!”\n
Yu Ru Bing put on an apron and replied: “I will sign one for you after you finish your homework.”\n
The girl said with satisfaction: “Deal!”\n
Seeing the girl’s innocent smile, Yu Ru Bing’s expression became a bit gentle, and then she walked into the kitchen with Tang Han Qiu.\n
Because they often cooked at home, the two of them cooperated very well, even the hostess who was standing by the kitchen door observing could not help but say, “This isn’t the first time that you two are cooking together, right?”\n
Looking at it they seemed like they often cooked together.\n
Yu Ru Bing hearing this calmly and unhurriedly said: “Yes, because I often go to her house to play.”\n
“After all, we are best friends.”\n
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<b>1. </b>abcd数: author used this meme which is a derivation of the meme b数, this has two meanings: one is for emphasis and the other as a curse word. ↩\n
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