Chapter 9

"Damn it, if I throw a bag of money in their faces, I don’t believe they won’t let me in!" Ye Huang thought fiercely as he headed towards Yucheng University...

Half an hour later, in front of a supermarket at the entrance of Yucheng University, Ye Huang squatted on the ground, lit a cigarette, and looked at the beautiful women entering and leaving the school with a gloomy face.

Just now, when Ye Huang was about to enter the school, he was stopped by the two security guards at the gate, who looked like they were doing a disservice to society. The reason was even more damn ridiculous: no unemployed young men allowed to enter the school!

It would be fine if they just said no outsiders allowed! But to apply it to himself, saying no unemployed young men allowed to enter! Do I look like an unemployed young man? What about me makes me look like an unemployed young man?

If it were in the past, Ye Huang would really want to slap them to death, but now, under someone else’s roof, he had to bow his head. On their turf, Ye Huang could only retreat.

"Damn, those two look like the black and white constables, and they guard the gate so tightly. They won’t let me be a gentleman on the wall, will they?" He twisted his mouth, holding the cigarette butt and cursing in his heart. At the same time, his eyes glanced at the tall fence of the school.

"Bro, are you having some trouble?" Just as Ye Huang was about to take action, three students who had come out of the supermarket called out to him.

"Yeah, hehe, I was just about to enter the school, but I was stopped by the two gate gods, who said no unemployed young men allowed to enter. I’m really worried."

"Hehe, I didn’t expect my guess to be right. You were really stopped by those two gate gods. Brother, you might not know, but those two gate gods are very jealous. If anyone from outside the school is better looking than them, they will almost always make things difficult. You’re not the first one to be stopped."

"Is that true? With their looks like Zhong Kui, wouldn’t every guy entering the school be made difficult?" Hearing this, Ye Huang raised his eyebrows. These two clowns are really too bizarre. With their ugly faces, there are probably few people on Earth uglier than them. I wonder how Yucheng University put these two clowns at the gate.

"Brother, you’re right. Except for the elderly and children, almost everyone is made difficult. If you really have something to do, I can give you a tip."

"That would be great. As long as I can enter the school, I’ll definitely treat you three to drinks in the future." Ye Huang said hurriedly.

"Hehe, that’s not necessary. This is something everyone knows. Although these two clowns like to make things difficult, they are actually not bad people and they like cigarettes and alcohol. If you buy some cigarettes and alcohol from the supermarket, it will be easier to get past them." The latter smiled and said.

"Damn, it turns out it’s because I didn’t bring a gift. Thanks, bro. If this works out, I’ll definitely treat you to drinks." Hearing this, Ye Huang rolled his eyes. The unwritten rules have even extended to the little security guards at the gate.

"Bro, no need to be so polite. It’s just a small favor. You should hurry and take care of your business. We’ll be going now. See you later if we have the chance."

"See you!" After saying goodbye to the somewhat enthusiastic students, Ye Huang glanced at the two gate gods who were being extremely arrogant, snorted, and turned around to enter the supermarket to buy two cartons of soft Zhonghua cigarettes, then returned to the school gate.

"Damn, if you two black and white constables don’t let me in this time, I’ll just barge in!" Ye Huang muttered to himself as he approached the gate.

"You little punk, are you asking for a beating? We already told you no unemployed young men allowed to enter. This is a school, do you understand? It’s not a place you can just walk into! Leave now or we’ll take you to the security room!"

Zhao Daxiong and Li Erhu saw that Ye Huang, who had just tried to enter the school, had returned and immediately stopped him, speaking rudely.

"Brothers, I’ve already said I’m not an unemployed young man. I have business to do at the school. Can you please let me in?" Ye Huang lowered his stance and said to the two gate gods.

Zhao Daxiong and Li Erhu are not fools; they could see that Ye Huang was not an unemployed young man. However, this guy had just barged in without even looking at them, which made them unhappy, so they decided to make things difficult for him.

Moreover, this guy was just too good-looking, which made them feel inferior. You can be handsome, but to be so good-looking and stylish, it’s like you’re deliberately making things hard for us.

Just as the two were about to kick this guy out again, Zhao Daxiong noticed the cartons of Zhonghua cigarettes in Ye Huang’s other hand and his eyes lit up. He nudged Li Erhu and cleared his throat.

"Let me in, cough, brother, you know, it’s not easy to let someone in. The school has rules, and we have to follow them. It’s difficult..."

He lifted his head and puffed out his chest, putting on a tough act, but in his heart, he was thinking, if you’re smart, you’ll leave the stuff in your hand, and we’ll let you off. If you’re not smart, we’ll keep you here all day!

"Damn, to be bullied by two little security guards. Have these two idiots watched too many Feng Gong movies, thinking they’re officials now!" Although he cursed them in his heart, Ye Huang, adhering to the principle of being low-key, did not lose his temper.

He forced a smile, which was even uglier than crying, and said, "Hehe, I know you two have your difficulties. By coincidence, I bought two extra cartons of cigarettes at the supermarket. I don’t have anywhere to put them, so I’ll offer them to you two. Can you help me with my business?"

As he spoke, Ye Huang handed over the two cartons of cigarettes, "Brothers, to be honest, I’m here to apply for a teaching position. I didn’t bring anything today, so these two cartons of cigarettes are a token of my respect."

"Ah! So you’re here to apply for a teaching position! Oh, you should have said that earlier. From now on, we’re all one family. This is like a flood washing away the Dragon King’s temple, where family doesn’t recognize family."

"Since you’re in a hurry, we won’t keep you. From now on, we’re all brothers, so there’s no need for formalities. You’ve spent too much already."

Originally, Zhao Daxiong and Li Erhu were already prepared to let Ye Huang pass when they saw him take out the two cartons of soft Zhonghua cigarettes, but since they only had a middle school education, they couldn’t think of any proper words to say. When they heard that Ye Huang was there to apply for a teaching position, they immediately found an excuse and started rambling.

"Hehe, it’s only right! I won’t disturb your work. I’ll go in first." Ye Huang said politely, but in his heart, he was cursing, "Damn, what flood washing away the Dragon King’s temple, where family doesn’t recognize family? When have I ever been part of your family?"

"If I had relatives like you, I would have advised your parents to shoot you against the wall! Being ugly isn’t a crime, but scaring people is wrong, and scaring me is even worse!"

Ye Huang gritted his teeth, determined not to let this slide. He had to find a way to get back at them, or if word got out in the assassin circle that the great first assassin was bullied by two little security guards, he would be laughed to death.