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Chapter 8 of 100

Chapter 8

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"Ha ha ha, finally someone has come. At this moment, I am so excited." The voice came from the speaker, and the laughter was almost like that of Stephen Chow.

"Little Tianzi, it's really scary. How about we just don't seek revenge? There's no real need for it," Bai Xiaofei said to Zheng Xiaotian.

"Are you scared again?" Zheng Xiaotian shook his head. How could such a person become the main character among the zombie brothers, taking on such a significant role?

"Who's scared? I just think it's unnecessary. There's a difference between being unnecessary and being scared," Bai Xiaofei said.

"You're just scared," Zheng Xiaotian shook his head again.

"Now, play the audio. Activate the test subject." The voice came from the speaker once more.

"The Gourd Brothers, the Gourd Brothers, seven flowers on one vine. The eighth one is a freak. Ah, come out, freak!" The song played.

"Ugh..." Zheng Xiaotian really wanted to say he was speechless.

"Damn, wrong number." The voice appeared in the speaker again.

"This 2B." Zheng Xiaotian was speechless.

"A~ ao, a~ ao ai, a sai li a sai dao, a sai da ge de dao, a sai li, a sai da ge dao a~ ao, a~ ao ai, a sai li a sai dao, a sai da ge de dao, a sai li, a sai da ge dao a~ a~ a~ a~ a~ Auntie's teeth bite, Auntie's teeth bite~ ah ci ni ge dan dan dan..."

First, Zheng Xiaotian was speechless at this godly song. Then, a beam of light shone down from the front, illuminating a zombie girl who was hanging there.

"100 points, 100 points." The zombie girl mumbled these words.

What was even more disgusting was that the zombie girl's head was slowly moving closer to Zheng Xiaotian, while her body remained in place. Connecting her head and body was a large intestine. Yes, a large intestine.

"Damn, a colon-neck zombie girl?" Zheng Xiaotian was shocked.

"Give me 100 points." The zombie girl shouted at Zheng Xiaotian.

"Xiaofei, I remember you're a teacher. Hurry up and give her 100 points," Zheng Xiaotian turned to look at Bai Xiaofei. This guy was already about twenty meters away from him, which made him speechless.

At the same time, the zombie girl immediately turned her gaze toward Bai Xiaofei.

"When did I become a teacher?" Bai Xiaofei immediately denied it.

"You are a teacher." Zheng Xiaotian winked at Bai Xiaofei.

"I am not a teacher." Bai Xiaofei said.

Zheng Xiaotian thought, damn, just pretend to be a teacher, take the test paper by your feet and give her 100 points, and that's it. Why be so hesitant?

"Uncle, 100 points." Xiaolu picked up the test paper and handed it to Bai Xiaofei.

"You are a teacher..." The colon-neck zombie girl moved closer to Bai Xiaofei.

"Then just write 100 points and give it to her," Zheng Xiaotian reminded him. His initial intention was to just write 100 points on the test paper and get it over with.

"Ugh, okay!" Bai Xiaofei wasn't a completely stupid person and immediately understood what Zheng Xiaotian meant. He took out a pen from his pocket, wrote 100, and handed it to the zombie girl.

The zombie girl bit the test paper and said happily, "I have 100 points, 100 points, 100 points."

"What's going on now?" Bai Xiaofei looked at Zheng Xiaotian, his legs trembling a bit.

"Obviously, after getting 100 points, she's in a much better mood. You, take Xiaolu to the second floor and hide. Don't lose her again. I'll go upstairs to see who threw the durian at me earlier. This matter absolutely cannot be left unresolved, absolutely!" Zheng Xiaotian said.

"Okay, okay!" When it came to running away, Bai Xiaofei's enthusiasm was immediately sparked.

Zheng Xiaotian shook his head. Could Bai Xiaofei, in his current state, really take on such a significant role? Forget it, forget it. Since he had already obtained the cultivation technique, he would just leave. In the future, Bai Xiaofei could do whatever he wanted, and if he got killed, it would be his own fault.

Zheng Xiaotian looked at the fire axe on the wall. The next second, with a clatter, the glass shattered, and the fire axe appeared in his hand.

Zheng Xiaotian took a step toward the fourth floor.

On the fourth floor.

Two figures blocked Zheng Xiaotian's path. They were also colon-neck zombie brothers.

Zheng Xiaotian used his legs to push off the ground and tightly gripped the fire axe, swinging it.

The next second, Zheng Xiaotian passed by the zombie brothers.

With a bang, the zombie brother fell to the ground, unable to get up.

Zheng Xiaotian felt that he was invincible here.

On the fifth floor.

A figure blocked Zheng Xiaotian's path. It had one body but eight heads, and five stripes.

The colon-neck was a given, but the colon had been upgraded to steel. Clearly, this was a modified zombie brother.

Zheng Xiaotian looked at the fire axe in his hand. He felt it would be difficult to deal with.

"Five stripes, you must all think you're good students, right?" Zheng Xiaotian smiled at the five-striped zombie brother. "Question: What festival is May 5th?"

"The Dragon Boat Festival, everyone on Earth knows that," the largest head said.

"Good to know!" Zheng Xiaotian thought, I was afraid you weren't from Earth but from the zombie world, and I was worried you wouldn't know. He looked at the eight heads and asked, "Next question: Who is it in memory of?"

"Qu Yuan!" The same head that spoke before pursed its lips disdainfully.

"Then, what festival is May 12th?" Zheng Xiaotian continued.

"What festival is May 12th?" The eight heads looked at each other, completely clueless.

"If you admit you don't know, I'll tell you the answer," Zheng Xiaotian put his hands in his pockets and said lightly.

"Tell us, what festival is it?" The eight heads asked in unison.

"You don't know? With eight heads, you still don't know. May 12th is when Qu Yuan's head is burned on the seventh day," Zheng Xiaotian looked at the eight heads with disdain.

"Seventh day, it's the seventh day..." The eight heads felt a sense of defeat.

"Then, one last chance, what festival is May 19th?" Zheng Xiaotian asked.

"May 12th, May 19th." The fat head thought for a moment and smiled at Zheng Xiaotian. "This is when Qu Yuan's head is burned on the fourteenth day."

"If you don't know, just say you don't know. Don't make things up," Zheng Xiaotian rolled his eyes. "May 19th is my birthday."

Boom, boom, boom, boom, one by one, the heads exploded from the pain.

"Eight brain-dead, done!" Zheng Xiaotian gave a thumbs up to the camera.

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