Chapter 23 of 100
Chapter 023: It's Raining in the Toilet
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"Alright, I just happen to need to use the toilet," Zhong Pinliang's words aligned perfectly with Lin Yi's thoughts. Although he had caught the head of the teaching office in a compromising situation that morning, Lin Yi was unsure if the head would still help him after this. Now, these guys wanted to find a place where no one was around, which was just what he needed.
Seeing Lin Yi agree so readily, Zhong Pinliang was at a loss, exchanging glances with Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu. In the past, when they wanted to teach someone a lesson, the person would usually be terrified and beg for mercy when they heard they were being taken to the toilet. But Lin Yi actually said he needed to use the toilet!
"Then let's go!" Zhong Pinliang felt very uncomfortable, as talking to Lin Yi gave him no sense of satisfaction.
"Yao Yao, look how cool Arrow Brand Brother is!" Chen Yushu excitedly waved her little fists. "There's going to be a good show soon!"
"I think he's delusional. Facing three people and still acting so tough," Chu Mengyao said with a pout.
Lin Yi and Zhong Pinliang's group of four left the classroom, only to see Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu standing at the classroom door. Lin Yi wasn't surprised; he knew Chen Yushu liked to watch the drama. But Zhong Pinliang put on a very ingratiating smile. "Yao Yao, why are you here?"
"Why can't I be here? I can be wherever I want. Do I need your permission?" Chu Mengyao shot a glance at Zhong Pinliang. "What are you guys up to?"
"I'm teaching this country bumpkin how to behave!" Zhong Pinliang didn't know that Lin Yi and Chu Mengyao were acquainted, assuming they had no connection. In his view, most women liked strong men, and the stronger he was, the more security he could provide. So he always acted arrogantly in front of Chu Mengyao, not realizing that this only made her dislike him more.
"Oh, then you should really teach him!" Chu Mengyao said, giving Lin Yi a cold stare. _You got what you deserved for taking advantage of me yesterday._
"Sure, sure!" Zhong Pinliang was delighted when Chu Mengyao agreed with him. _So Chu Mengyao likes to see me bully others! She must like those delinquent students. If I had known, I would have already won her over!_
"Go Lin Yi, go Lin Yi!" Chen Yushu shouted inappropriately.
Zhong Pinliang was instantly filled with black lines. _These two are actually on the same side? So Chen Yushu likes this country bumpkin?_ Although Zhong Pinliang was annoyed, he could only pretend not to hear. After all, he couldn't afford to offend this little lady; her brother could punch him into outer space.
"Xiao Shu, why are you cheering for him?" Chu Mengyao frowned.
"If you cheer for Zhong Pinliang, I'll cheer for Lin Yi. That's only fair!" Chen Yushu said confidently.
Lin Yi didn't linger and turned to walk into the men's toilet.
"Hey, can't you just stay here and not go to the toilet?" Chen Yushu didn't want them to go to the toilet, as she wouldn't be able to see the show.
Zhong Pinliang pointed to the toilet, indicating that Lin Yi had already gone in, and he had no choice. He originally wanted to settle things in the school corridor, even though it might attract the attention of the head of the teaching office. But if it could win the favor of a beauty, he was willing to take the risk.
In reality, students like Zhong Pinliang were still very afraid of the head of the teaching office and the class teacher, as they were still students and not as fearless as delinquents in society. If the head of the teaching office reported his misbehavior to his father, he would be in trouble at home.
However, most of the time, the class teacher and the head of the teaching office turned a blind eye to students like him. They knew these students wouldn't study, and as long as they didn't cause any major trouble, they were left alone.
"Or, you can come in and watch!" Zhong Pinliang hesitated for a moment and said.
"But that's the men's toilet!" Chen Yushu pointed to the large "Male" sign on the toilet. "Xiao Liangzi, you're not asking us to do something wrong, are you?"
Being called "Xiao Liangzi" annoyed Zhong Pinliang, but he had no choice. He smiled and said, "Don't worry, everyone is at the break time. No one uses the toilet at this time! Let's go in!"
Zhong Pinliang was afraid that Lin Yi would lock himself in a stall, so he quickly ran into the toilet with Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu.
"Yao Yao, should we go in?" Chen Yushu didn't want to miss this exciting moment. She wanted to see Lin Yi beat up Zhong Pinliang.
"That's not a good idea, is it?" Chu Mengyao was hesitant, as she had never been in a men's toilet before.
"Come on, what's the big deal? Zhong Pinliang said no one uses the toilet at this time!" Chen Yushu pulled Chu Mengyao's hand and ran towards the men's toilet.
"Ah!" Chu Mengyao sighed, feeling a vague sense of unease, as if something bad was about to happen.
Lin Yi really needed to use the toilet! He had drunk a large bowl of noodle soup in the morning and hadn't had a chance to go during the first two classes, as he was busy getting familiar with the classroom.
This toilet was quite high-end, with individual urinals, unlike the pit toilets in the village or the makeshift toilets in the mountain village where he used to live.
Lin Yi was happily urinating when he heard footsteps behind him. Through the reflection in the glass, he saw the figures of Zhong Pinliang, Zhang Naipao, and Gao Xiaofu.
"Damn, this guy is actually peeing here?" Gao Xiaofu widened his eyes, marveling at Lin Yi's lack of fear. _How can this guy seem so fearless?_
"I'll take care of it!" Zhong Pinliang laughed and ran towards Lin Yi. Lin Yi had kicked him in the ass yesterday, and today he was going to get his revenge. Moreover, people who are urinating are most vulnerable to external disturbances. If they are interrupted, they might stop urinating or even get sick. Zhong Pinliang was indeed quite devious.
He chose this moment to kick Lin Yi, which could not only knock Lin Yi into the urinal but also scare him. Zhong Pinliang was almost grinning from ear to ear as he sneaked up on Lin Yi.
Lin Yi had already seen Zhong Pinliang's movements in the reflection of the glass. He found it quite amusing. When Zhong Pinliang was right behind him, Lin Yi suddenly turned around, gritted his teeth, and sprayed a stream of urine at Zhong Pinliang.
"Ah—" Zhong Pinliang was shocked, and his plan was immediately foiled. He quickly tried to dodge, but how could the speed of his urine be compared to Zhong Pinliang's?
As Zhong Pinliang screamed, he felt as if it was raining on his face, and he was drenched. The most tragic part was that he had opened his mouth to scream, and now he had a mouthful of Lin Yi's urine...
Zhong Pinliang struggled to dodge, but he stepped on Lin Yi's urine and slipped, falling flat on his back.
"Ah—" At the same time Zhong Pinliang screamed, two more people screamed. They were Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu!